Stubby Pecker Posted September 4, 2020 Report Share Posted September 4, 2020 13 hours ago, King Billy said: No. I meant whether Ron Jeremy would fuck Neil. Neil made porn flicks in 2000? I'm guessing this was to compliment the release of his book- Abduction, Rape, Murder and Disposal: A Practical Guide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2020 On 04/09/2020 at 11:08, Stubby Pecker said: Neil made porn flicks in 2000? I'm guessing this was to compliment the release of his book- Abduction, Rape, Murder and Disposal: A Practical Guide. I can't comment because i'm still social distancing 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 4, 2020 Report Share Posted September 4, 2020 4 minutes ago, Neil said: I can't comment because i'm still social distancing What was Fred doing in the garden at 7 am? Getting the kids up for school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 4, 2020 Report Share Posted September 4, 2020 Just look at what happens when Beaky's scripted BBC horseshit show gets blown in an unplanned direction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODtPjTZSTSU 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 4, 2020 Report Share Posted September 4, 2020 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Just look at what happens when Beaky's scripted BBC horseshit show gets blown in an unplanned direction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODtPjTZSTSU @Bubba C had the cunt on the ropes there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 4, 2020 Report Share Posted September 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: What was Fred doing in the garden at 7 am? Getting the kids up for school. My friend had her car nicked from a multi storey car park yesterday. Its fucking wrong on all levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2020 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: My friend had her car nicked from a multi storey car park yesterday. Its fucking wrong on all levels. I got caught fiddling with a girl when visiting Big Ben,I fucked up big time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 21 hours ago, Neil said: I got caught fiddling with a girl when visiting Big Ben,I fucked up big time. Good evening scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 36 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Good evening scum. Thats a bit harsh.Where have you been you fucking poof? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Neil said: Thats a bit harsh.Where have you been you fucking poof? I’ve been on a golfing holiday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’ve been on a golfing holiday. Any birdies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 Just now, Dawn Chorus said: Any birdies? 2 today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 10 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’ve been on a golfing holiday. Gripping your own shaft for a change? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, Neil said: Gripping your own shaft for a change? Iron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 20 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: 2 today. More like 2 blokies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 16 minutes ago, Neil said: More like 2 blokies In your case 2 poodles.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’ve been on a golfing holiday. A friend of mine was driving through Manchester this morning and saw you at the bus stop outside Strangeways with a brown paper bag under your arm. Explain please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 35 minutes ago, King Billy said: A friend of mine was driving through Manchester this morning and saw you at the bus stop outside Strangeways with a brown paper bag under your arm. Explain please? Good night scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 On 31/08/2020 at 12:37, Frank said: The idiot believes that he can cut it amongst the semi-conscious on here because he once read a couple of Ken Kesey novels. He’s right up there on my list of the thickest cunts ever, hovering around third place behind Stubby and Wizardsleeve. I’m about to hire a pedalo on the Serpentine. I’ll do a video. You really are a fucking idiot. For once follow through your ridiculous ideas. You've become incredibly stale, and a figure of parody to the quality cunters. Just do a video for fucks sake. More of a moron than a Machiavelli... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 (edited) The BBC lunchtime news just reported on a double decker school bus in Hampshire which this morning had the top floor ripped off as the driver attempted to drive under a low bridge for some unexplained reason. The outside broadcast team must have thought Christmas had come early as they chose a pupil to interview about the incident. Edited September 11, 2020 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 18 hours ago, King Billy said: The BBC lunchtime news just reported on a double decker school bus in Hampshire which this morning had the top floor ripped off as the driver attempted to drive under a low bridge for some unexplained reason. The outside broadcast team must have thought Christmas had come early as they chose a pupil to interview about the incident. I like the quote from the copper on the scene "It appears that the bus was to high to go under the bridge"! No fucking shit Clouseau. The inhabitants of Hampshire can sleep safely in their beds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I like the quote from the copper on the scene "It appears that the bus was to high to go under the bridge"! No fucking shit Clouseau. The inhabitants of Hampshire can sleep safely in their beds. The police try desperately to conceal their stupidity by using over engineered language. Years ago, a senior police officer did a witness appeal regarding a stabbing at the Notting Hill carnival. He said... "the assailant was wearing what I might describe, as an all over body type running suit" Well, he might describe it as that, but no other cunt would. I imagine that whilst at the carnival, he would have witnessed a lot of people wearing what he might describe as.. 'tea-cosy type wobbly headpieces' The thick cunt. He's probably a commissioner by now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 34 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The police try desperately to conceal their stupidity by using over engineered language. Years ago, a senior police officer did a witness appeal regarding a stabbing at the Notting Hill carnival. He said... "the assailant was wearing what I might describe, as an all over body type running suit" Well, he might describe it as that, but no other cunt would. I imagine that whilst at the carnival, he would have witnessed a lot of people wearing what he might describe as.. 'tea-cosy type wobbly headpieces' The thick cunt. He's probably a commissioner by now. They make these fly on the wall documentaries of coppers chasing cars and crap like that to try and show what great guys they are. "Tez and Bez spot a car acting suspiciously". So they go after it with Tez acting like he's a fucking world class rally driver, piling through the streets of Slough after a couple of little cunts in 1.1 Escort belonging to one of their dads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I like the quote from the copper on the scene "It appears that the bus was to high to go under the bridge"! No fucking shit Clouseau. The inhabitants of Hampshire can sleep safely in their beds. They’ve just released a statement correcting the one you quote. The latest update, from their measuring squad, has confirmed that the bridge, was in fact too low for the bus to go under, and all previous statements should be ignored. ”Evening all.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 9 minutes ago, King Billy said: They’ve just released a statement correcting the one you quote. The latest update, from their measuring squad, has confirmed that the bridge, was in fact too low for the bus to go under, and all previous statements should be ignored. ”Evening all.” They are saying whether the signage was good enough. Now that fucking bridge has probably been there since horse draw carriages now, count up how many cunts have driven a bus or lorry into it? Probably none. So I would argue, that theres fuck all wrong with the signage and it is in fact down to driver error. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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