Major Cunt Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 15 hours ago, judgetwi said: Fuck me!.......Jeff Bezos! What’s that rich cunt doing on here? What happened Marjorie? Did you flog off all the bog rolls you hoarded when the Chinky Flu turned up? Jealousy is an incredibly distasteful trait, Jewdith. I provide a better service than that cunt Bezos, and I'm not in the illuminati! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 16 hours ago, KingRollo said: I'd steer clear of Pen's bush if I were you. I hear that thing bites... I hear it's partly nylon and self lubricating, but that's what you're mates have told me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 52 minutes ago, Frank said: I’m the best on here.. always have been. Dazzle me Frank. Someone needs to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I hear it's partly nylon and self lubricating, but that's what you're mates have told me. you're = you are. Possessive preposition = your. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 1 hour ago, southerncunt said: I have seen some nonsensical fucking bollocks on this site, but the last page and a half takes the cake. It’s like the mad hatters fucking tea party on here. Sort yourselves out you fuckwits. This shit is supposed to be amusing. Blame it on Margaret Thatcher, she shut most of the secure homes, and the window licking idiots migrate to sites like this. Add to this poor highway maintenance, sunshine buses flipping over, and escaping gurners turning up. How ironic would it be, if the Queen's flight crashed into Kunt Rollo's 'castle', and killed him and his family. Now that would be amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 Scrotes, if you want an invitation to the Palace, you just need to ask. No need for all this passive aggression. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: Thanks for being so candid, Rolly. Ive heard the kingdom has incredibly fertile soil perfect for a certain herb. Now the Major's more than prepared to work with wizard on this. In fact, when I broached the idea he suggested turning the kingdom into a full blown narco state, and suggested we grow opium too. Why do you think my dear friend King Billy is recession proof? It's not just the brothels. Hmmm, the Narkingdom of Rollo has quite a ring to it! Cook would probably like to expand her herb collection, I am sure; she is always looking for something to take the gamey taste out of the geese we are reduced to eating. Opium is an interesting idea - I believe Wizard is pretty au fait with the stuff - although the Emperor of the Orient might have something to say about it if we start competing with Eastern markets. King Billy is a dear friend indeed. I had put his wealth down to his court's distillation of pimpery to a fine art (I am sure he does not sully his own royal hands, but doubtless the wisdom is passed on.) I have heard tell of the legendary brothels - Queen Gwen refuses to allow me to visit though. Are you a regular frequenter? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 7 hours ago, KingRollo said: Eric, you are indispensable and no serf. I apologise for any offence caused by my careless words. I only meant to imply how praiseworthy your ... ahem ... gifts to the palace are, and how gentlemanly you have been in the wake of the wallpaper paste scandal. Forgive me. With humblest apologies, KR It is I who should apologise your majesty. I was heavily drunk. I think I went out in the early hours and sacked Trumpton. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 6 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: Maybe he needs to watch a few episodes of Words & Pictures. Christopher Lillicrap is weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It is I who should apologise your majesty. I was heavily drunk. I think I went out in the early hours and sacked Trumpton. You boring, stupid cunt. Remove the tin foil from your windows and bathroom mirror, and blink at the sunshine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: You boring, stupid cunt. Remove the tin foil from your windows and bathroom mirror, and blink at the sunshine. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 1 hour ago, KingRollo said: Hmmm, the Narkingdom of Rollo has quite a ring to it! Cook would probably like to expand her herb collection, I am sure; she is always looking for something to take the gamey taste out of the geese we are reduced to eating. Opium is an interesting idea - I believe Wizard is pretty au fait with the stuff - although the Emperor of the Orient might have something to say about it if we start competing with Eastern markets. King Billy is a dear friend indeed. I had put his wealth down to his court's distillation of pimpery to a fine art (I am sure he does not sully his own royal hands, but doubtless the wisdom is passed on.) I have heard tell of the legendary brothels - Queen Gwen refuses to allow me to visit though. Are you a regular frequenter? The emperors palm can be greased Rolly, its not a problem, everybody has a price. I couldn't possibly comment in detail on the brothels, as I have diplomatic immunity in @King Billyprincipality, but I can assure you you're missing out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 2 hours ago, southerncunt said: Dazzle me Frank. Someone needs to. It's certainly been a while. I've read some vintage Frank and I'll give him his dues, despite being a right cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 3 hours ago, KingRollo said: Scrotes, if you want an invitation to the Palace, you just need to ask. No need for all this passive aggression. What the fuck are you on .. paper, stiff card, canvas or celloid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: It's certainly been a while. I've read some vintage Frank and I'll give him his dues, despite being a right cunt. A dead Frank could still entertain many on here. Preferable to the drivel being posted of late. I can put up with Covid19 and global warming, but fucking Eric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 41 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: A dead Frank could still entertain many on here. Preferable to the drivel being posted of late. I can put up with Covid19 and global warming, but fucking Eric? Everybody's gone off to fantasy land bar Judge. If I can say one thing, at least the old cunts consistent with his ignorance! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck off. Another pearl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It is I who should apologise your majesty. I was heavily drunk. I think I went out in the early hours and sacked Trumpton. No problem Eric, I quite understand. Wizard always complains about his terms and conditions when he's had one too many from his special cauldron. Glad to hear your judgement wasn't wholly impaired and I hope you burned down Trumpton clock. They were forever bragging about their stupid clock, "Telling the time, steadily, sensibly; never too quickly, never too slowly. Telling the time for Trumpton". What the hell else is a clock supposed to do? Stupid sods. And Camberwell fucking Green can go next on your list, Eric: if you come across Messers Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb, hang them all. Especially Grubb. I am thinking about putting you on the honours list to be knighted for service to the realm - Sir Eric of Cuntman. Does that appeal to you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, KingRollo said: No problem Eric, I quite understand. Wizard always complains about his terms and conditions when he's had one too many from his special cauldron. Glad to hear your judgement wasn't wholly impaired and I hope you burned down Trumpton clock. They were forever bragging about their stupid clock, "Telling the time, steadily, sensibly; never too quickly, never too slowly. Telling the time for Trumpton". What the hell else is a clock supposed to do? Stupid sods. And Camberwell fucking Green can go next on your list, Eric: if you come across Messers Pugh, Pugh, Barley, McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb, hang them all. Especially Grubb. I am thinking about putting you on the honours list to be knighted for service to the realm - Sir Eric of Cuntman. Does that appeal to you? Eric has asked me to give his usual tesponse to cold callers: Fuck Off! Now open mouthed marvel at that sycophant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: Eric has asked me to give his usual tesponse to cold callers: Fuck Off! Now open mouthed marvel at that sycophant. 5.6%. @Cuntybaws - this surely has to be some kind of record? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Eric has asked me to give his usual tesponse to cold callers: Fuck Off! Now open mouthed marvel at that sycophant. 1. I responded to Eric - therefore categorically not a cold caller. 2. What's a tesponse? 3. Nothing usual about being told to fuck off by Eric - unless you're a blithering idiot - think he must save all that for you! 4. I, on the other hand, do not recourse to telling fellow corner dwellers to fuck off. Not even Punkape or Pen. I am, however, seriously considering making an exception for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: 5.6%. @Cuntybaws - this surely has to be some kind of record? More than 150 posts since Sunday with only one "like" - and that was from Punkape. That's the worst run of form since the leader board began. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, KingRollo said: 4. I, on the other hand, do not recourse to telling fellow corner dwellers to fuck off. Not even Punkape or Pen. I am, however, seriously considering making an exception for you. Do it, do it, do it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Do it, do it, do it... Ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 11 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Eric has asked me to give his usual tesponse to cold callers: Fuck Off! Now open mouthed marvel at that sycophant. FUCK OFF! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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