Penny Farthing Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 Here is a cunt who deserves to be known far and wide, as for the bloke with her .. what a cunt! https://www.rt.com/sport/484358-kazakh-bodybuilder-sex-doll-marriage-coronavirus/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 That's what all those roids do to your head. If they dont fuck your heart up, they fuck your head. At least if the cunt gets really unbalanced he'll only burst her if he takes a hammer to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's what all those roids do to your head. If they dont fuck your heart up, they fuck your head. At least if the cunt gets really unbalanced he'll only burst her if he takes a hammer to her. I bet that she is squeaky when he washes her in the shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 Noel Edmonds has a life-sized doll called Candice Cannes, which his wife dresses for him. If that's not the creepiest thing you've ever heard I don't want to know what is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Noel Edmonds has a life-sized doll called Candice Cannes, which his wife dresses for him. If that's not the creepiest thing you've ever heard I don't want to know what is. Fucking hell... its like a POV image of the last thing a human sacrifice would see before becoming tribute to some horrific ancient pagan god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 4 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Here is a cunt who deserves to be known far and wide, as for the bloke with her .. what a cunt! https://www.rt.com/sport/484358-kazakh-bodybuilder-sex-doll-marriage-coronavirus/ I can see why the bride would need to wear a Covid mask when being transported down the aisle....., to stop all of his spunk running back out of her mouth. Pure fucking filth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 Give it six months and there'll be thousands of these cunts on Twitter demanding recognition and equal rights. Take the piss while you still can; the thought police are coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 15 minutes ago, Arthur Dick said: Weird, that's the exact same expression she has on her face when I do her up the shitter! Were you in a relationship with Jimmy Savile or is your avatar homage to his disgusting trail of depravity ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 7 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Here is a cunt who deserves to be known far and wide, as for the bloke with her .. what a cunt! https://www.rt.com/sport/484358-kazakh-bodybuilder-sex-doll-marriage-coronavirus/ Just another social media money hungry fuckwit. And what’s worse - he will surely get what he wants. You can sell all sorts of perversions to the freak-seekers, cash out and get recognition, all in a day’s “work”. Does anyone know - is this an arranged marriage or a mail order bride? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 Good to see Jordan back in the public eye. I'd wondered what she'd been up to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 23 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Good to see Jordan back in the public eye. I'd wondered what she'd been up to. Very funny. This has prompted me to look at you a little closer. You’re in trouble. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 I just find this really depressing. I will probably get some stick for this, but I feel a bit sorry for the guy. Why have none of his mates had a word and convinced him this is barmy ? Very, very sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Noel Edmonds has a life-sized doll called Candice Cannes, which his wife dresses for him. If that's not the creepiest thing you've ever heard I don't want to know what is. Why ? You're right that is genuinely creepy. Like something out of an experimental horror film. I think there was a film called Tourist Trap which involved creepy dummies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 34 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Good to see Jordan back in the public eye. I'd wondered what she'd been up to. The doll is much more fuckable than that diseased fucking skank. And probably more intelligent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 5 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: I just find this really depressing. I will probably get some stick for this, but I feel a bit sorry for the guy. Why have none of his mates had a word and convinced him this is barmy ? Very, very sad. The man is in a public relationship with a glorified fleshlight. What makes you think he gives a single shit about what people think about it? More power to him I say - he's doing no one any harm. If this is his idea of a perfect love life then it's probably better for everyone that he sticks to slutty Cindy - anything with a real person would probably end badly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: The man is in a public relationship with a glorified fleshlight. What makes you think he gives a single shit about what people think about it? More power to him I say - he's doing no one any harm. If this is his idea of a perfect love life then it's probably better for everyone that he sticks to slutty Cindy - anything with a real person would probably end badly. This one won't report roid-rage domestic assaults. Incidentally, his sister is number 4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. Nice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 9 minutes ago, Roadkill said: The man is in a public relationship with a glorified fleshlight. What makes you think he gives a single shit about what people think about it? More power to him I say - he's doing no one any harm. If this is his idea of a perfect love life then it's probably better for everyone that he sticks to slutty Cindy - anything with a real person would probably end badly. Yes. You may be right. The poor lad is clearly a bit daft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 41 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Why ? He used to drive a black cab everywhere, which is fairly suspicious in itself, and he put the dummy in the back so that people wouldn't try to get in. That's his story, at any rate, although my advice would be to not Google "Fake Taxi" on a computer that you share with your wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: He used to drive a black cab everywhere, which is fairly suspicious in itself, and he put the dummy in the back so that people wouldn't try to get in. That's his story, at any rate, although my advice would be not to Google "Fake Taxi" on a computer that you share with your wife. Doll or no doll? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Incidentally, his sister is number 4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. Other countries have inferior potassium. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 21 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: He used to drive a black cab everywhere, which is fairly suspicious in itself, and he put the dummy in the back so that people wouldn't try to get in. That's his story, at any rate, although my advice would be to not Google "Fake Taxi" on a computer that you share with your wife. He's a rum old cove and no mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 4 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: He's a rum old cove and no mistake. I expect he developed a taste for latex after being bummed by Mr Blobby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 32 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: He used to drive a black cab everywhere, which is fairly suspicious in itself, and he put the dummy in the back so that people wouldn't try to get in. That's his story, at any rate, although my advice would be to not Google "Fake Taxi" on a computer that you share with your wife. What a load of old bollocks. Which is also blatantly what the fuck doll is for. That or its an eternal prison for trapped souls siphoned from the bodies of the homeless that him and the wife feed on to sustain immortality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Frank said: Very funny. This has prompted me to look at you a little closer. You’re in trouble. Who the fuck do you think you are? George Smiley? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 11 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Who the fuck do you think you are? George Smiley? I know where you live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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