Penny Farthing Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 14 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Chuck her off the tail gate of a Chinook at a 1000 foot over the Med... Wouldn't the River Exe be "safer"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 Just now, Dawn Chorus said: Wouldn't the River Exe be "safer"? Being quite some time since I enjoyed my last mud run, no. Somewhere between the Dart and Teign would be better and you could bore her to fucking death regarding the train ticket pricing scales of the 70s... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Being quite some time since I enjoyed my last mud run, no. Somewhere between the Dart and Teign would be better and you could bore her to fucking death regarding the train ticket pricing scales of the 70s... I'm off to photograph purple hairstreak butterflies in a bit Stibly ..I found it last night all you have to do is to get on top of a twenty feet high wall and you are looking down on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 Just now, Dawn Chorus said: I'm off to photograph purple hairstreak butterflies in a bit Stibly ..I found it last night all you have to do is to get on top of a twenty feet high wall and you are looking down on them. With any luck I'll read in some local Devon rag that a transsexual photographer in its 80s has fallen from a great height to their deaths... hopefully impaled on some railings through its bolt on piss flaps lol fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: With any luck I'll read in some local Devon rag that a transsexual photographer in its 80s has fallen from a great height to their deaths... hopefully impaled on some railings through its bolt on piss flaps lol fuck off Cheer up Stibly it might never happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: With any luck I'll read in some local Devon rag that a transsexual photographer in its 80s has fallen from a great height to their deaths... hopefully impaled on some railings through its bolt on piss flaps lol fuck off I got some shots last night but had a crap Panasonic compact camera with me .. could really have done with something like a Nikon D500 and 500mm lens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Being quite some time since I enjoyed my last mud run, no. Somewhere between the Dart and Teign would be better and you could bore her to fucking death regarding the train ticket pricing scales of the 70s... Stick her on a Virgin train. She'll know what its like to be stateless, the time those cunts take to get from A to B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: With any luck I'll read in some local Devon rag that a transsexual photographer in its 80s has fallen from a great height to their deaths... hopefully impaled on some railings through its bolt on piss flaps lol fuck off Been a long time since she was in her 80s. I think Eden was PM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Stick her on a Virgin train. She'll know what its like to be stateless, the time those cunts take to get from A to B. The irony of putting a girl on a virgin train, whose body weight is 40% congealed jihadi spunk. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: I can't believe this ISIS bitch's potential repatriation has ever been up for consideration. This dangerous terrorist is a threat to the UK – period. I imagine the legal bill has already amounted to hundreds of thousands of pounds, conveniently paid for by innocent people who don't want the constant risk of proven Muslim terrorists returning to their country. If by some miracle of injustice the BO-emitting insurgent ever returns to the UK as a 'British national', just imagine how much 24-hour police surveillance might actually cost taxpayers. Perhaps the BBC will give the mobile Guinness bottle her very own show, from which she can contribute her TV licence-enforced salary to repaying her legal debt. I would allow her to move in next to you Wolfie. Think of the house warming. I could have danced all night... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 7 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Government wins appeal made by Begum's lawyers. Hurrah! This will roll on at what cost? Could YOU get legal aid on this scale, for example, if your arm got chopped off? That depends on wether you’re right or left handed. Those legal aid forms have to be signed, otherwise tidy up your tent, shut the fuck up and don’t bother us again. Smelly jihadi shagging shit cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He was also known to be supplying cocaine to colleagues at the FO. Black privilege in all its glory. His mother should be locked up for being a nauseating, fuck-ugly racist pig. Corbyn should be the one in the strait jacket, bouncing around in the cell with the padded wallpaper, for having fucked the gargantuan Silverback years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Corbyn should be the one in the strait jacket, bouncing around in the cell with the padded wallpaper, for having fucked the gargantuan Silverback years ago. In a field of all places. The thought of it turns my stomach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 5 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Best thing Starmer can do is publicly squash her but that would make a mess. Jeremy tried that but all he got was Chlamydia and a few dozen dung beetles in his Y fronts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 2 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: In a field of all places. The thought of it turns my stomach. “Look mummy. There’s a gnome wrestling with a gorilla over there in the field.” 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 4 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I would allow her to move in next to you Wolfie. Think of the house warming. I could have danced all night... I've been reviewing your recent activity and it appears you're attempting to formulate some kind of more amiable, less obnoxious form with other members. Not only can't a turd be polished, you simply can't conceal the sort of utter dogshit humour that's sadly starting to manifest itself, case in point with your piss-poor attempt above. You painfully unfunny, rambling idiot. You're absolutely fucking shit beyond words. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: Corbyn should be the one in the strait jacket, bouncing around in the cell with the padded wallpaper, for having fucked the gargantuan Silverback years ago. Absolutely. Captain Pugwash wasn't the only one to climb aboard The Black Pig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: “Look mummy. There’s a gnome wrestling with a gorilla over there in the field.” Post of the week. top notch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 16 minutes ago, King Billy said: “Look mummy. There’s a gnome wrestling with a gorilla over there in the field.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Chuck her off the tail gate of a Chinook at a 1000 foot over the Med... Too expensive. Give her aRyan Air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 8 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: It be interesting to see how far the Labour Party, which is currently stunned by the scale of its election defeat, will travel with Starmer before stabbing him and each other in the back. They won't get rid of Starmer. Much as I dislike him, he is the Labour party's best chance of regaining power. Perceived as a caring centrist, he is likely to draw far more votes than Corbyn could ever attract. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Been a long time since she was in her 80s. I think Eden was PM. Didn't you receive your special 100th birthday telegramme from the King on the day that Neville Chamberlain came home with that letter from Mr Hitler? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 7 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Didn't you receive your special 100th birthday telegramme from the King on the day that Neville Chamberlain came home with that letter from Mr Hitler? You got yours from Queen Victoria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 45 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: They won't get rid of Starmer. Much as I dislike him, he is the Labour party's best chance of regaining power. Perceived as a caring centrist, he is likely to draw far more votes than Corbyn could ever attract. We could be living under martial law anyway if this Covid develops like the 1918 Flu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: I've been reviewing your recent activity and it appears you're attempting to formulate some kind of more amiable, less obnoxious form with other members. Not only can't a turd be polished, you simply can't conceal the sort of utter dogshit humour that's sadly starting to manifest itself, case in point with your piss-poor attempt above. You painfully unfunny, rambling idiot. You're absolutely fucking shit beyond words. In other words you'd go if she invited. Anything for a freebie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.