PANZER MURPHY Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I used to toot on a Yamaha alto years ago. Well the thing i have has no discernible markings or have been worn away. Few dents ..reckon its about 80 odd years old paid 20 euros for it and another 50 to have it done up ..its nice to make a few quif out of something ya like doing PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 19 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Well the thing i have has no discernible markings or have been worn away. Few dents ..reckon its about 80 odd years old paid 20 euros for it and another 50 to have it done up ..its nice to make a few quif out of something ya like doing PANZERMURPHYBABY I had an old band mate who was a sax player with a sideline in renovating the instruments.He has since relocated to France and makes a living out of it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 20 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: .its nice to make a few quif out of something ya like doing Said Dr. Shipman to his geriatric patient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 11 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I had an old band mate who was a sax player with a sideline in renovating the instruments.He has since relocated to France and makes a living out of it now. My days of fiddling with tiny springs n hairs breadth tolerances are over ..haven't the patience for it anymore..we've become a guerrilla group..we play at wedding venues in total contravention of the plague laws and then once the few bob has changed hands we disappear into the night from whence we came PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 3 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: My days of fiddling with tiny springs n hairs breadth tolerances are over ..haven't the patience for it anymore..we've become a guerrilla group..we play at wedding venues in total contravention of the plague laws and then once the few bob has changed hands we disappear into the night from whence we came PANZERMURPHYBABY Filing the square edges off the trigger sear so it goes full cycle eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 Anyway nother planting in the morning..this pandemic has ruined my circadian rhythm ..im off ta bed..gnite everyone PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 44 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Anyway nother planting in the morning..this pandemic has ruined my circadian rhythm ..im off ta bed..gnite everyone PANZERMURPHYBABY How things change. 20 years ago you were seeing them off with pipe bombs, now you're just piping them off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 (edited) Hilary Mantel still looks like she was gang raped by a shoal of puffer fish but Michaela Coel? What in Glitter's Balls has happened to her? I'm not being racist here because she's not even from Earth. Why are these odd bods foisted on us? Edited December 2, 2020 by ratcum because I can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 7 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Anyway nother planting in the morning..this pandemic has ruined my circadian rhythm ..im off ta bed..gnite everyone PANZERMURPHYBABY A true story from Newcastle Emlyn. A guy turned up in the cemetery with pipes and full highland dress looking to play over a grave. Was about to start playing at a pile of earth when he was advised that beneath it was a water board valve installation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: A true story from Newcastle Emlyn. A guy turned up in the cemetery with pipes and full highland dress looking to play over a grave. Was about to start playing at a pile of earth when he was advised that beneath it was a water board valve installation. Just a minor irrigation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Just a minor irrigation. Eric when I heard about the fighting in the shop sales yesterday I had a feeling it would be this lot https://imgupload.io/image/iWTX just a stab in the dark? Edited December 3, 2020 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Just a minor irrigation. A grave situation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 16 hours ago, cuntspotter said: A true story from Newcastle Emlyn. A guy turned up in the cemetery with pipes and full highland dress looking to play over a grave. Was about to start playing at a pile of earth when he was advised that beneath it was a water board valve installation. Laffin..know a piper fellah who was asked to play at the funeral of a deceased neer do well ..was about to do it when he was advised not to as he'd more than likely follow the first lad into the crem soon after...both bladders remained empty that day PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 On 02/12/2020 at 23:02, ratcum said: Hilary Mantel still looks like she was gang raped by a shoal of puffer fish but Michaela Coel? What in Glitter's Balls has happened to her? I'm not being racist here because she's not even from Earth. Why are these odd bods foisted on us? Timnit Gebru. If you have to Google her, that would be suitably ironic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Timnit Gebru. If you have to Google her, that would be suitably ironic. weird cunt looks like one of those gonk toys from the 70s. It seems we 'normal majority' wallahs no longer have a voice CB, but I think a reckoning is coming. Oh it's coming alright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 14 minutes ago, ratcum said: weird cunt looks like one of those gonk toys from the 70s. It seems we 'normal majority' wallahs no longer have a voice CB, but I think a reckoning is coming. Oh it's coming alright Valdez obviously isn't. fuckin Simon Clonby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Valdez obviously isn't. fuckin Simon Clonby. When you get to know Simon, it's "call me Si" and then you suddenly realise why he's such a swell guy. Take him and Trevor Blinker on the piss and it's always a night to remember Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 On 02/12/2020 at 23:01, Eric Cuntman said: How things change. 20 years ago you were seeing them off with pipe bombs, now you're just piping them off. He's been tickling grasshoppers and trying to make them sing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 1 hour ago, ratcum said: When you get to know Simon, it's "call me Si" and then you suddenly realise why he's such a swell guy. Take him and Trevor Blinker on the piss and it's always a night to remember When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy, you knew he was a no good kid.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 36 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy, you knew he was a no good kid.. nutter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 6, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 https://streamable.com/ixkvx4 how lovely 😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 It's that time again, already. I don't know why they don't just have "Black History Year" or "Black History Decade" because it never seems to fucking stop anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 We see a town in wales has put up a statue to the first black female headmistress..spose its better than some long dead ole tyrant PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 39 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well I'm all for black history month to celebrate the achievements of black people. So here's a great performance by one of history's greatest black entertainers Thick as shit fucking tranny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 3 minutes ago, Eddie said: Thick as shit fucking tranny. Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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