ChildeHarold Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 I tuned in and out of Channel 5's "Dick Emery - Comedy Gold" broadcast this week and each time was confronted with an interviewee either justifying or apologising for Emery's use of gender stereotypes or old fashioned seaside postcard humour to a "modern" generation. This sickening display of patronising superciliousness based on sheer hypocrisy, poverty of spirit and hatred of real life was continued in the Guardian review in which Elisabeth Mahoney seemed to be trying to punish Dick Emery from the other side of the grave. Emery is dead. Mahoney just sounds like it. Highly predictable from The Guardian. What gets my goat is what is there now or has been on TV in last five or ten years to compare with the masters of sauce or frivolity like Benny Hill or Dick Emery? More important why do we have to qualify their legacy - which unless I am mistaken is totally innocent fun - with a snooty PC attitude from people who have literally transformed our mainstream media, movies and the various other forms of media they control and consume into an undiluted pipeline of graphic violence and depraved filth into people's homes and minds? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 I applaud your sentiments (although I've nothing against graphic violence and depraved filth) but the trouble with Emery was that, unlike Benny Hill, he wasn't actually very funny. There's something intrinsically wrong with men who dress as women for supposedly comedic purposes, always has been and always will be. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I applaud your sentiments (although I've nothing against graphic violence and depraved filth) but the trouble with Emery was that, unlike Benny Hill, he wasn't actually very funny. There's something intrinsically wrong with men who dress as women for supposedly comedic purposes, always has been and always will be. Except Dame Edna. That is funny. Plus he levelled up the scales with Les Patterson. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 4 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I tuned in and out of Channel 5's "Dick Emery - Comedy Gold" broadcast this week and each time was confronted with an interviewee either justifying or apologising for Emery's use of gender stereotypes or old fashioned seaside postcard humour to a "modern" generation. This sickening display of patronising superciliousness based on sheer hypocrisy, poverty of spirit and hatred of real life was continued in the Guardian review in which Elisabeth Mahoney seemed to be trying to punish Dick Emery from the other side of the grave. Emery is dead. Mahoney just sounds like it. Highly predictable from The Guardian. What gets my goat is what is there now or has been on TV in last five or ten years to compare with the masters of sauce or frivolity like Benny Hill or Dick Emery? More important why do we have to qualify their legacy - which unless I am mistaken is totally innocent fun - with a snooty PC attitude from people who have literally transformed our mainstream media, movies and the various other forms of media they control and consume into an undiluted pipeline of graphic violence and depraved filth into people's homes and minds? "Dad, dad! I've got it wrong again, Dad"! * *Dick Emery and Roy Kinnear. God bless 'em. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Except Dame Edna. That is funny. Plus he levelled up the scales with Les Patterson. I got freebie tickets to see him on stage about 30 years ago. The first half was Les Patterson. A fucking scream. Second half was Edna Everage. I actually left after 20 minutes of it. Fucking wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 14 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: "Dad, dad! I've got it wrong again, Dad"! * *Dick Emery and Roy Kinnear. God bless 'em. They say he based his characters on real life people on Cunts Corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 18 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I applaud your sentiments (although I've nothing against graphic violence and depraved filth) but the trouble with Emery was that, unlike Benny Hill, he wasn't actually very funny. There's something intrinsically wrong with men who dress as women for supposedly comedic purposes, always has been and always will be. So the finer things in life are....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 The Emery character really was quite an accurate portrayal of today's sex-changers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 12 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: So the finer things in life are....? Deep fried sprouts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 33 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: They say he based his characters on real life people on Cunts Corner. Clarence is obviously Punkers. The skinhead is Eric and his dad is Decs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 I was always board with Emery 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: So the finer things in life are....? Polish women, Italian food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Polish women, Italian food. I was thinking.. slags and curry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Except Dame Edna. That is funny. Plus he levelled up the scales with Les Patterson. Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the outside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the outside. If you can't be polite then fuck off you stupid fucking cunt. I'm losing patience with you. I won't warn you again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you can't be polite then fuck off you stupid fucking cunt. I'm losing patience with you. I won't warn you again. OK Mister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 3 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: The Emery character really was quite an accurate portrayal of today's sex-changers. Based on Trucking Funt I believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 22 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: There's something intrinsically wrong with men who dress as women for supposedly comedic purposes, always has been and always will be. Don't turn this round as a dig at Frank FFS, I think it's in breach of one of them rules I've never read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Polish women, Italian food. Pakistani mature ladies and Polish food. Actually you can find both in any West Midlands town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Don't turn this round as a dig at Frank FFS, I think it's in breach of one of them rules I've never read. It would also have seriously strangled European theatre at birth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Don't turn this round as a dig at Frank FFS, I think it's in breach of one of them rules I've never read. I was thinking of Dame Widow Fwanky after baws comments of stupid cunts in drag. Spawn of a weirmeraners cunt that he is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: It would also have seriously strangled European theatre at birth. There's really only one logical response to that., What the fuck are you on about now you stupid cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: There's really only one logical response to that., What the fuck are you on about now you stupid cunt? I've put Harold on 'double secret probation'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 10 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: There's really only one logical response to that., What the fuck are you on about now you stupid cunt? Nowt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 On 30/11/2020 at 21:51, ChildeHarold said: Mahoney seemed to be trying to punish Dick Emery from the other side of the grave. Emery is dead. I’m sure this PC cuntess along with her Guardian employers have drawn up a contingency plan to exhume Mr. Emery and publicly flog him live on C4 news. They must have learned a lot of lessons from Benny Hills involuntary resurrection. Emerys Lazarus moment should go like a well oiled Swiss watch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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