Dyslexic cnut Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 I hate this smarmy Cunt. Owes his career to nepotism and a tactical marriage as well as snivelling around our German inbred royal family, his posturing and preening whilst reading an autocue has this evening seen me damage a perfectly serviceable remote control and Mrs Cnut yet again mutter something akin to ‘fuck’s sake man’ and abandon me, mid-fume, to head for where I can reasonably assume to be the spare room. Enough with the Tony Blair hands, the smug grins, winks, paused-Peston delivery and twatty eyebrow action you mekon-headed twat and just read the cunting news. You’re not witty or bright or fuckin ‘right-on’ or sexually smouldering. What you are is an annoying, infuriating, relationship-damaging bellwipe who I would happily administer this supposed vaccine to as long it was still deep frozen, nine foot long, Xmas tree-shaped and rammed down your jap’s eye....repeatedly. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 This was the cunt who managed to get hit by a flare whilst covering riots in Indonesia. A right fucking smarmy bastard and no mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 26 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I hate this smarmy Cunt. Owes his career to nepotism and a tactical marriage as well as snivelling around our German inbred royal family, his posturing and preening whilst reading an autocue has this evening seen me damage a perfectly serviceable remote control and Mrs Cnut yet again mutter something akin to ‘fuck’s sake man’ and abandon me, mid-fume, to head for where I can reasonably assume to be the spare room. Enough with the Tony Blair hands, the smug grins, winks, paused-Peston delivery and twatty eyebrow action you mekon-headed twat and just read the cunting news. You’re not witty or bright or fuckin ‘right-on’ or sexually smouldering. What you are is an annoying, infuriating, relationship-damaging bellwipe who I would happily administer this supposed vaccine to as long it was still deep frozen, nine foot long, Xmas tree-shaped and rammed down your jap’s eye....repeatedly. Why no mention of the fact that Tom Bradby attended a public school then you can put more apoplexy into your dismal rhetoric. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 40 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Why no mention of the fact that Tom Bradby attended a public school then you can put more apoplexy into your dismal rhetoric. ‘Nepotism’ covers that department, Punkadero, without a true meritocracy, mediocrity and daddy’s boys like this are pushed up the ladder and we get the political establishment that we are now stuck with and probably will fuck us all. Put it this way, if Al Quaeda stand at the next general election, and even their 75th manifesto pledge is to ice-conifer-urethra this cone headed smarmfest, I’m voting for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 For services to smarmy sanctimonious arse licking I'll raise you Nicholas - 'live from Buckingham Place' - Witchell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 4, 2020 Report Share Posted December 4, 2020 On 02/12/2020 at 23:54, Earl of Punkape said: Why no mention of the fact that Tom Bradby attended a public school then you can put more apoplexy into your dismal rhetoric. Reported for thread derailment. I wouldn't be surprised if you received another ban as you are clearly incapable of following a very simple rule. Did you enjoy your few days off site recently as much as I enjoyed grassing you up? I'll be keeping a very close eye on you, so watch your step. Fuck off. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 4, 2020 Report Share Posted December 4, 2020 28 minutes ago, Decimus said: Reported for thread derailment. I wouldn't be surprised if you received another ban as you are clearly incapable of following a very simple rule. Did you enjoy your few days off site recently as much as I enjoyed grassing you up? I'll be keeping a very close eye on you, so watch your step. Fuck off. Lol. Just about your mark, you snivelling fucking weasel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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