Neil Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 Just ordered a double espresso and the thick tart gave me 2 single shots in 2 separate cups.Last month in a new Italian eaterie I ordered wild boar and the equally thick as shit young waitress approached the table asking "who ordered the white board?"..proof that too much screen time and watching shit reality TV is really fucking these twats up . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 1 minute ago, Neil said: Just ordered a double espresso and the thick tart gave me 2 single shots in 2 separate cups.Last month in a new Italian eaterie I ordered wild boar and the equally thick as shit young waitress approached the table asking "who ordered the white board?"..proof that too much screen time and watching shit reality TV is really fucking these twats up . I bet you're in your transit van waiting for her now. Chloroform at the ready. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 34 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I bet you're in your transit van waiting for her now. Chloroform at the ready. I very much doubt that! Anyone ordering Wild Boar in Pizza Hut clearly has no dick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 43 minutes ago, Neil said: Just ordered a double espresso and the thick tart gave me 2 single shots in 2 separate cups.Last month in a new Italian eaterie I ordered wild boar and the equally thick as shit young waitress approached the table asking "who ordered the white board?"..proof that too much screen time and watching shit reality TV is really fucking these twats up . Come come Neil, surely the done thing for men of our vintage when ordering Wild Boar (twice) is to sing “never close your eyes” straight afterwards in the style of Simon Le Bon. Imagine the blank looks you’ll get off Chardonnay and her mates then. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Neil said: Just ordered a double espresso and the thick tart gave me 2 single shots in 2 separate cups.Last month in a new Italian eaterie I ordered wild boar and the equally thick as shit young waitress approached the table asking "who ordered the white board?"..proof that too much screen time and watching shit reality TV is really fucking these twats up . Had you gone for the ‘wild bore’ you’d have got @Trucking Funt’s head on a plate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 2 hours ago, Neil said: Just ordered a double espresso and the thick tart gave me 2 single shots in 2 separate cups.Last month in a new Italian eaterie I ordered wild boar and the equally thick as shit young waitress approached the table asking "who ordered the white board?"..proof that too much screen time and watching shit reality TV is really fucking these twats up . They were cool and professional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 36 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Had you gone for the ‘wild bore’ you’d have got @Trucking Funt’s head on a plate. Get yourself into rehab, you might find a personality there, you spunk guzzling skaghead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 19 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Get yourself into rehab, you might find a personality there, you spunk guzzling skaghead. Looks like you spend a lot of time with "spunk guzzling skagheads" anybody close to your incredibly tiny penis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Looks like you spend a lot of time with "spunk guzzling skagheads" anybody close to your incredibly tiny penis? That sounds like you're touting for an invitation you twisted little pervert. Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 3 hours ago, Neil said: Just ordered a double espresso and the thick tart gave me 2 single shots in 2 separate cups.Last month in a new Italian eaterie I ordered wild boar and the equally thick as shit young waitress approached the table asking "who ordered the white board?"..proof that too much screen time and watching shit reality TV is really fucking these twats up . Katie Hopkins summed up this phenomenon nicely in the intro to one of her 'non PC' rants... "I'll explain everything slowly, as most of you have been watching YouTube make-up tutorials and rapping, and won't have spent much time in school." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 3 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Come come Neil, surely the done thing for men of our vintage when ordering Wild Boar (twice) is to sing “never close your eyes” straight afterwards in the style of Simon Le Bon. Imagine the blank looks you’ll get off Chardonnay and her mates then. Fucking superb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Looks like you spend a lot of time with "spunk guzzling skagheads" anybody close to your incredibly tiny penis? Not without a mask, tweezers and oven gloves on H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Trucking Funt said: That sounds like you're touting for an invitation you twisted little pervert. Fuck off! You fucking animal snuff movie pervert cunt. What a fucking waste of fucking space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: You fucking animal snuff movie pervert cunt. What a fucking waste of fucking space. CH, I haven't seen you this upset before. What has made you so cross? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 Just now, Gronda Gronda said: CH, I haven't seen you this upset before. What has made you so cross? Crossing Swords ITV2 too many swear words for my fucking taste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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