ChildeHarold Posted January 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 14 hours ago, Roadkill said: I wonder what his dreams look like? You clearly see the shanty town of temporary shacks offering condoms and candy floss constituting your destination a step up from the concrete prison you inhabit year round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 14 minutes ago, King Billy said: The Artful Todger Great ExSpacktations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 13 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What the Dickens is going on? Do you like Dickens? I bet you've never even been to one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Bill Sucks. Uriah Heep of shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 55 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Do you like Dickens? I bet you've never even been to one What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What? Premier Inns Holiday Inns Dickens Have you had the jab Gypps? Something isn’t right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Premier Inns Holiday Inns Dickens Have you had the jab Gypps? Something isn’t right. It's a.............mad world. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 3 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Do you like Dickens? I bet you've never even been to one There is (or used to be?) a Charles Dickens pub in St Katherine's Dock by The Thistle Tower Hotel for the tourists and yachties. Fucking orrible plastic palace. The sort Tim "Greasy Spoon" Martin would love to run alcohol slot machines devoid of character. Right up your alley Jigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: There is (or used to be?) a Charles Dickens pub in St Katherine's Dock by The Thistle Tower Hotel for the tourists and yachties. Fucking orrible plastic palace. The sort Tim "Greasy Spoon" Martin would love to run alcohol slot machines devoid of character. Right up your alley Jigger. Nope - me neither Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 21 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I like my holidays. I'd like them even better if I could 'jaunt' (The Tomorrow People, early 1970s) there. It's the travelling I fucking hate. Queuing up at check in. Being treated like sheep. Going through passport control and security and being treated like I'm a fucking jihadist. Fucking tomorrow people 😆, that’ll weed out the normal cunts on here from the young cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 26 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Nope - me neither You just fancy Benidorm Madge you Rooney cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 20 hours ago, King Billy said: You should think about swallowing at least a hundred boxes of travel sickness tablets. Immediately please. You'd like to fuck Benidorm Madge on a table in the Neptune Bar, if not on the actual stage in a live sex show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: You'd like to fuck Benidorm Madge on a table in the Neptune Bar, if not on the actual stage in a live sex show. Do us all a favour and hop on Johnny’s boat, bellsniff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 22 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Who gives a fucking tuppenny toss about the "travel industry"? They're just a fucking shit load of moody con artists and environmental terrorists. So you have to quarantine if you come into our sceptred isle? You poor fucking things. Knuckle down you cunts. It's a national emergency. And as for the twats crying over their two weeks in the sun this year. Get a fucking life. Fuck me, Roops has let herself go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Do us all a favour and hop on Johnny’s boat, bellsniff. Go sonewhere else cocksniffer, there's plenty of other threads on this site why jump on mine. YOU'RE NOT INVITED OR WANTED CUNT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 1 minute ago, Joker said: Fuck me, Roops has let herself go! You cunt. Insulting Benidorm Madge like that. She's a prime specimen of Grandmother MILF right up your Tin Pan Alley Joker. Mind you she might need quarantining at both ends if she goes anywhere near you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 5 minutes ago, Joker said: Fuck me, Roops has let herself go! How very dare you. That's Roops in her prime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: How very dare you. That's Roops in her prime. How big is ya dick? Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: How very dare you. That's Roops in her prime. I was around to see the picture of Roops in her prime, and it was very 'prime' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 21 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I just want to save the planet and am willing to sacrifice Fatty to do it. A big loss but it can't be helped. Do tell us which environmentally friendly method of travel you use to go overseas, spastic. Self-fuelled hot-air balloon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Do tell us which environmentally friendly method of travel you use to go overseas, spastic. Self-fuelled hot-air balloon? I would connect a flexible hose to your large colon using the most painful method available then force feeding you tins of Tesco Value Baked Beans and harnessing the resulting methane to fuel my green odyssey. I can feel your excitement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 18 minutes ago, Joker said: I was around to see the picture of Roops in her prime, and it was very 'prime' Any relation to the Derby manager? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 21 minutes ago, Decimus said: How big is ya dick? Lol. Who rattled your cage? Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 13 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Do tell us which environmentally friendly method of travel you use to go overseas, spastic. Self-fuelled hot-air balloon? A magic carpet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Any relation to the Derby manager? Wouldn't know, didn't anyone tell you, football's for irons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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