ChildeHarold Posted February 9, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: In what way are they condemned to unhappiness? They're handed millions of pounds for absolutely nothing. They're as happy as pigs in shit. Exactly, a fulfilled life may not have millions of pounds or the happuness of a pig in shit, but it does have dignity which makes it WORTH LIVING. By fulfilled I mean everything which these people are not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 9, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2021 21 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I fully expect Harold’s mental state to be post-operatively improved then, due mong saliva dribbling into his exposed cerebellum, such as it is. A bit touchy tonight. Anybody rubbed you up the wrong way? (try to imagine Kenneth Williams reciting this) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 9, 2021 Report Share Posted February 9, 2021 14 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Exactly, a fulfilled life may not have millions of pounds or the happuness of a pig in shit, but it does have dignity which makes it WORTH LIVING. By fulfilled I mean everything which these people are not. Give me twenty million quid under the condition that millions of people who I don't know think I'm a twat. I'd be a very happy twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 9, 2021 Report Share Posted February 9, 2021 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: They're as happy as pigs in shit. Because that’s exactly what they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 9, 2021 Report Share Posted February 9, 2021 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Give me twenty million quid Seems a bit much. How about 97p? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 9, 2021 Report Share Posted February 9, 2021 20 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: A bit touchy tonight. Anybody rubbed you up the wrong way? (try to imagine Kenneth Williams reciting this) Except that it was posted last night when you were online you backward dead Cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 On 08/02/2021 at 17:48, ChildeHarold said: I've warned you before about handing in homework that has clearly been cribbed from a gigantic search engine plugged into your vintage wooden school desk with lift up lid, ink well and groove for pencils and dead mice inside a pair of sweaty damp plimsolls. You fucking dirty little cunt. WANTED. Gas cooker. g.w.o. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 On 08/02/2021 at 10:13, Dawn Chorus said: There are of course also a lot of snake oil sales people selling covid treatments .. I do think that Israel has quite a few of these sales people. Historically, the middle-east has a record of generating quasi-spiritual bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 9 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I doubt whether dear Katie has enough in the bank to upholster a luxurious career and lifestyle for her totally INNOCENT sprog. As for the Beckhams, McCartney ad nauseum by aspiring to roles in highly competitive creative fields without the necessary ingredient of raw talent plus drive they are condemned to an eternity of ridicule, false praise, superficiality and deep unhappiness. FOR SALE. 4 Firestone tyres. As new. 165/70 R14. £100 the lot. Buyer collects. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 21 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Historically, the middle-east has a record of generating quasi-spiritual bollocks. Along with the USA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 59 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: FOR SALE. 4 Firestone tyres. As new. 165/70 R14. £100 the lot. Buyer collects. If you lived in a proper country, you could offload all this shite by putting a postcard in the window of a paki shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 20 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Are you aware that the Sputnik V vaccine has an efficiency of 92% and has produced very little side effects. It's also cheaper to produce and easier to store. There has been a study published in the 'Lancet' confirming this I believe, but due to the clout of the UK's big pharmaceutical companies we're unlikely to purchase it. Yes, I have read the Lancet article. Aside from the usual caveats employed e.g. "appears" and "interim results" this looks very promising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 10, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 16 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Except that it was posted last night when you were online you backward dead Cunt. Oh, go on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 10, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 13 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: FOR SALE. 4 Firestone tyres. As new. 165/70 R14. £100 the lot. Buyer collects. £100 is a good price but how much for fitting, balancing etc? Could you check my steering geometry too you grease monkey? Don't point that oil can at me and stop picking your nose and eating it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 On 07/02/2021 at 20:55, ChildeHarold said: https://www.cityam.com/israeli-hospital-says-it-may-have-found-covid-19-cure-as-all-treated-patients-make-full-recovery/ Why isn't this fucking country getting results like this? We're supposed to be so fucking good at everything. (Trumpets) Finally, the solution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: Finally, the solution. Yes. Fancy Israeli salt water being more efficacious than British salt water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 13 hours ago, King Billy said: Finally, the solution. Holocaust denial is a legal offence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 8 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Holocaust denial is a legal offence. I’d like to go all Mengele on you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I’d like to go all Mengele on you. I'm on the wireless tonight https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m000s2vf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 22 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I'm on the wireless tonight https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m000s2vf The only wire I’d like to associate you with is the piano kind around your stupid fucking neck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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