Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 13, 2021 Report Share Posted February 13, 2021 Apparently they are doing door to door testing looking for the South African strain which has now no doubt mutated into the 'South AfriKent' strain. I'm waiting for the 'We haven't got a fucking clue' strain which sums this whole farce up. Put your mask on and run for your live's. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 13, 2021 Report Share Posted February 13, 2021 'Allaloadofbollocks' strain more like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 13, 2021 Report Share Posted February 13, 2021 25 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Apparently they are doing door to door testing looking for the South African strain which has now no doubt mutated into the 'South AfriKent' strain. I'm waiting for the 'We haven't got a fucking clue' strain which sums this whole farce up. Put your mask on and run for your live's. Covid denial is a natural reaction by some weaker individuals to the immense strain everybody has been living under. One of it's main symptoms is a cheerie bonhomie and a laughing off of serious issues. It can be remedied by a firm slap to the face, a poke in the eyes, followed up by a booster shot of a punch in the throat 3 weeks after the first duffing up. It maybe that due to new strains of ridiculous behaviour emerging or mutating these weaker persons may need their pants pulled down and six strokes of the cane applied to their buttocks in public at special vaccination centres. Admission free. Photographs permitted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 13, 2021 Report Share Posted February 13, 2021 6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Covid denial is a natural reaction by some weaker individuals to the immense strain everybody has been living under. One of it's main symptoms is a cheerie bonhomie and a laughing off of serious issues. It can be remedied by a firm slap to the face, a poke in the eyes, followed up by a booster shot of a punch in the throat 3 weeks after the first duffing up. It maybe that due to new strains of ridiculous behaviour emerging or mutating these weaker persons may need their pants pulled down and six strokes of the cane applied to their buttocks in public at special vaccination centres. Admission free. Photographs permitted. Would you like to do that to Eric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 13, 2021 Report Share Posted February 13, 2021 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Would you like to do that to Eric? Eric has a long list of paying clients and is fully booked until Covid-20 turns up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 13, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2021 16 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Covid denial is a natural reaction by some weaker individuals to the immense strain everybody has been living under. One of it's main symptoms is a cheerie bonhomie and a laughing off of serious issues. It can be remedied by a firm slap to the face, a poke in the eyes, followed up by a booster shot of a punch in the throat 3 weeks after the first duffing up. It maybe that due to new strains of ridiculous behaviour emerging or mutating these weaker persons may need their pants pulled down and six strokes of the cane applied to their buttocks in public at special vaccination centres. Admission free. Photographs permitted. @ChildeHarold I don't need to hear about your schooldays. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 13, 2021 Report Share Posted February 13, 2021 Just now, Old Chap Raasclaat said: @ChildeHarold I don't need to hear about your schooldays. Fuck off. It's ALL about you Baby Face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 13, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2021 26 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Eric has a long list of paying clients and is fully booked until Covid-20 turns up. @ChildeHarold you thick cunt, it's called Covid 19 because it was first detected in 2019, as we are in 2021 the next one could only be called Covid 21. You are a complete bellend of a shitcunt. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 13, 2021 Report Share Posted February 13, 2021 5 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: @ChildeHarold you thick cunt, it's called Covid 19 because it was first detected in 2019, as we are in 2021 the next one could only be called Covid 21. You are a complete bellend of a shitcunt. Lol. So the first one is called '19', and the next one will be called '21'... and it will still be less annoying than 'Adele'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 13, 2021 Report Share Posted February 13, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: 'Allaloadofbollocks' strain more like. In what way is it? Are you denying it exists? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 13, 2021 Report Share Posted February 13, 2021 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: So the first one is called '19', and the next one will be called '21'... and it will still be less annoying than 'Adele'. I’d like to shoot that fog horn voiced tusker with an explosive tipped harpoon stolen from the japs and sell her rancid flesh back to them passing it of as fin whale 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 13, 2021 Report Share Posted February 13, 2021 24 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: In what way is it? Are you denying it exists? No. A load of bollocks is the way the whole thing has been handled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 13, 2021 Report Share Posted February 13, 2021 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: No. A load of bollocks is the way the whole thing has been handled Ah I see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 14, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2021 21 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Ah I see. @Ape™️ was it you saying you believed in the vaccines working? I said they would have to be tweaked each year like the flu jab etc which the South African strain has proved hasn't it? Do you think we should stay in lockdown forever or do you think the time has come to get on with life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 14, 2021 Report Share Posted February 14, 2021 5 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: @Ape™️ was it you saying you believed in the vaccines working? I said they would have to be tweaked each year like the flu jab etc which the South African strain has proved hasn't it? Do you think we should stay in lockdown forever or do you think the time has come to get on with life? I’ll be delighted to come out of lockdown, but only if it means we’re at a point where we stay out of lockdown. When we do, will you still spend your life posting on here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 14, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: I’ll be delighted to come out of lockdown, but only if it means we’re at a point where we stay out of lockdown. When we do, will you still spend your life posting on here? I'm part of the furniture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 14, 2021 Report Share Posted February 14, 2021 7 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I'm part of the furniture. You can be a 'tallboy', Harold can be a 'stupidboy'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 14, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2021 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You can be a 'tallboy', Harold can be a 'stupidboy'. I thought Harold could be the toilet as everyone here seems to shit on him, which he then flushes away and asks for more. What a shitcunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 14, 2021 Report Share Posted February 14, 2021 On 13/02/2021 at 19:49, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Apparently they are doing door to door testing looking for the South African strain which has now no doubt mutated into the 'South AfriKent' strain. I'm waiting for the 'We haven't got a fucking clue' strain which sums this whole farce up. Put your mask on and run for your live's. “Why are you knocking on my door asking me about this South African mutation? Is it because I is blick?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 14, 2021 Report Share Posted February 14, 2021 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You can be a 'tallboy', Harold can be a 'stupidboy'. Harold has the brain of an ant and the body of a rolltop desk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 14, 2021 Report Share Posted February 14, 2021 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I’ll be delighted to come out of lockdown, but only if it means we’re at a point where we stay out of lockdown. When we do, will you still spend your life posting on here? Ape. I still don’t wear a mask and haven’t been microchipped, sorry immunised. Do you think I need to up my daily fear intake? I’m starting to think I may not kill granny and then suffer a horrible death while destroying the NHS at all. I’ve blown my life savings on tinfoil and really don’t know what to believe anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 14, 2021 Report Share Posted February 14, 2021 13 minutes ago, King Billy said: Ape. I still don’t wear a mask and haven’t been microchipped, sorry immunised. Do you think I need to up my daily fear intake? I’m starting to think I may not kill granny and then suffer a horrible death while destroying the NHS at all. I’ve blown my life savings on tinfoil and really don’t know what to believe anymore. Bill, I’m sorry to say this but I really couldn’t give a fucking shit what you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 14, 2021 Report Share Posted February 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Bill, I’m sorry to say this but I really couldn’t give a fucking shit what you do. No on cares about me. It’s not fair. It’s as if there’s some big conspiracy going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 Great news everyone the 'vaccines' are rolling out...Bill Gates daughter has been pictured having a 'vaccine' and she jokingly said something like 'I am not getting microchipped by my genius Father'...is there nothing that cunt won't do to sell his Windows 'vaccine' operating system. I am waiting for the upgrade... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 Wouldn't it be ironic if the South African strain was imported by some fucking swarthy asylum seeker in a dinghy. I bet these cunts ain't paying 1700 good old British pounds to stay in a hotel for 10 days when they wash up on our shores like excrement infused flotsam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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