Eric Cuntman Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Clavo said: TICKETS PLEASE! I know. Liza Tarbuck told me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 45 minutes ago, Paulie said: You probably wrote to Jim I'll Fix it hoping to be smashed into next week. Take a fucking overdose you boring cunt. Now then now then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 9, 2021 Report Share Posted October 9, 2021 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I know. Liza Tarbuck told me. This is playing with fire and I probably shouldn't say it. But back in the day, I'd have absolutely fucking wrecked her. 😍😍 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 9, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2021 46 minutes ago, scotty said: This is playing with fire and I probably shouldn't say it. But back in the day, I'd have absolutely fucking wrecked her. 😍😍 I fingered her in the pictures once, Scotto. Musty quim as I recall. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 9, 2021 Report Share Posted October 9, 2021 31 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I fingered her in the pictures once, Scotto. Musty quim as I recall. POIDH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 9, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2021 21 minutes ago, scotty said: POIDH ? She was always a porker tbh. Personally, I’d rather fuck the gap in her Dad’s top row…albeit with a mallet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted October 9, 2021 Report Share Posted October 9, 2021 I'm with Scotters; I'd have backscuttled it back yonder. I didn't have laminated posters of her or anything, but any port in a storm. Nowadays it'd be like rooting around for a dropped quid in a bucket of swarfega. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 9, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2021 1 hour ago, scotty said: POIDH She squirted on the camera film and we got asked to leave the Odeon. What happened at the end of ‘Stardust?’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 9, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2021 14 minutes ago, nocti said: I'm with Scotters; I'd have backscuttled it back yonder. I didn't have laminated posters of her or anything, but any port in a storm. Nowadays it'd be like routing around for a dropped quid in a bucket of swarfega. That’s given me the ‘orn. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 9, 2021 Report Share Posted October 9, 2021 6 hours ago, scotty said: This is playing with fire and I probably shouldn't say it. But back in the day, I'd have absolutely fucking wrecked her. 😍😍 Abso-fuckin-lutely. She was in a low key, largely forgotten sitcom called 'watching' in the late 80s I think. Total fucking sex-bomb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 9, 2021 Report Share Posted October 9, 2021 8 hours ago, scotty said: This is playing with fire and I probably shouldn't say it. But back in the day, I'd have absolutely fucking wrecked her. 😍😍 7 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I fingered her in the pictures once, Scotto. Musty quim as I recall. 5 hours ago, nocti said: I'm with Scotters; I'd have backscuttled it back yonder. I didn't have laminated posters of her or anything, but any port in a storm. Nowadays it'd be like rooting around for a dropped quid in a bucket of swarfega. 5 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: She squirted on the camera film and we got asked to leave the Odeon. What happened at the end of ‘Stardust?’ You silver tongued hussars. Who says romance is dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 9, 2021 Report Share Posted October 9, 2021 53 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You silver tongued hussars. Who says romance is dead? We're cast from the same mould as Sid the Sexist, Tyneside's silver tongued cavalier. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 9, 2021 Report Share Posted October 9, 2021 Just now, scotty said: We're cast from the same mould as Sid the Sexist, Tyneside's silver tongued cavalier. Tits oot for the lads! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 9, 2021 Report Share Posted October 9, 2021 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Tits oot for the lads! How, Pet, do you like chicken? Well, suck me cock, it's fowl.... 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 9, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2021 2 hours ago, scotty said: How, Pet, do you like chicken? Well, suck me cock, it's fowl.... 😄 Howay lass, dyu like jewellery? Well suck me cock, it’s a gem. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 On 08/10/2021 at 15:49, Decimus said: She's the absolute last person you'd want answering questions. Unless of course, you have no interest in understanding the fucking answer and have a fetish for spittle bukkake. Neil would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 16 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I fingered her in the pictures once, Scotto. Musty quim as I recall. Does that mean you’re my biological dad DC? Just asking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 7 hours ago, scotty said: How, Pet, do you like chicken? Well, suck me cock, it's fowl.... 😄 Reported for mysoginy or sonething. Possibly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 10, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: Reported for mysoginy or sonething. Possibly. Hadaway Pet, dyu like fruit? Well lick this it’s a canny peach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 I’ve heard an advert for American Express on the radio recently. It’s some posh bloke saying.......I want to buy a coffee....I want to buy this and fucking that, blah blah. Then he says....”I want to buy some flowers for my boyfriend”. Oh just fuck off for fucks sake. You think we don’t know what you’re doing you cunts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 11 hours ago, judgetwi said: Then he says....”I want to buy some flowers for my boyfriend”. Has Frank gone into radio advertising/voiceovers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 On 08/10/2021 at 15:49, Decimus said: She's the absolute last person you'd want answering questions. Unless of course, you have no interest in understanding the fucking answer and have a fetish for spittle bukkake. I see the molten faced creature is all over the BBC news now (obvs) due to being fictitiously abused on social media by ‘ableist’ types. Also, she’s declared that she’s a dyke for maximum empathy and no doubt cash.The only thing left for her to do is to black-up. The comforting thing about this slobbering chancer cunt is that statistically she’ll succumb to her condition within the next five years. Until then we can all enjoy her physical deterioration in full HD as she presents the nine o’clock news which will finish at 2am. Probably. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-58846736 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 12 hours ago, judgetwi said: I’ve heard an advert for American Express on the radio recently. It’s some posh bloke saying.......I want to buy a coffee....I want to buy this and fucking that, blah blah. Then he says....”I want to buy some flowers for my boyfriend”. Oh just fuck off for fucks sake. You think we don’t know what you’re doing you cunts? Probably Punker's Camaroonian boyfriend's birthday. Bless him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 On 09/10/2021 at 13:10, Dyslexic cnut said: What happened at the end of ‘Stardust?’ He died! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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