Dyslexic cnut Posted February 18, 2021 Report Share Posted February 18, 2021 It’s getting beyond a joke now. I am currently listening to a politics programme on Times Radio but I cannot follow the thread at all. Why? Because the cunts-that-be that produce the programme have decided, in their desperate urge to be PC, to allow an ‘orally compromised’ disabled woman to be involved. Now, she may have some good insights and opinions to impart but this matters not. I can’t fuckin understand any cunt who talks like they have a cleft-palate and are in the process of chewing toffee. This is an aural medium for fucks sake, this woman takes three times longer to complete a sentence than a unhindered person and it’s painful to listen to. TV is as bad, giving the seriously disabled comedy shows where the main subjects for their lampooning are their own disabilities.(I suppose the ethnics have been getting away with it for years) But, it does make for very uncomfortable viewing, they’re not funny, they get applause for their ‘courage and bravery’ but not their humour, which is why they are on a comedy show in the first place. Has anyone ever watched a tv programme with that Liz Carr in it? It doesn’t matter wether she’s playing a forensic analyst or anything else for that matter. You’ll forget the plot, script and flow of the programme because you’re too busy trying to work out what the fuck it actually is. She’s on everything right now, I personally want to see her in that ballroom dancing thing...let’s see them sequin that into something visually appealing...spazzy Cunt would probably win. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted February 18, 2021 Report Share Posted February 18, 2021 11 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: It’s getting beyond a joke now. I am currently listening to a politics programme on Times Radio but I cannot follow the thread at all. Why? Because the cunts-that-be that produce the programme have decided, in their desperate urge to be PC, to allow an ‘orally compromised’ disabled woman to be involved. Now, she may have some good insights and opinions to impart but this matters not. I can’t fuckin understand any cunt who talks like they have a cleft-palate and are in the process of chewing toffee. This is an aural medium for fucks sake, this woman takes three times longer to complete a sentence than a unhindered person and it’s painful to listen to. TV is as bad, giving the seriously disabled comedy shows where the main subjects for their lampooning are their own disabilities.(I suppose the ethnics have been getting away with it for years) But, it does make for very uncomfortable viewing, they’re not funny, they get applause for their ‘courage and bravery’ but not their humour, which is why they are on a comedy show in the first place. Has anyone ever watched a tv programme with that Liz Carr in it? It doesn’t matter wether she’s playing a forensic analyst or anything else for that matter. You’ll forget the plot, script and flow of the programme because you’re too busy trying to work out what the fuck it actually is. She’s on everything right now, I personally want to see her in that ballroom dancing thing...let’s see them sequin that into something visually appealing...spazzy Cunt would probably win. It's perfectly credible to cast a wheelchairist in a role that they would be capable of in real life. Though I'm not sure that I could suspend disbelief to the extent of ignoring the blackness of Anne Boleyn in a costume drama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 18, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2021 5 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: It's perfectly credible to cast a wheelchairist in a role that they would be capable of in real life. Though I'm not sure that I could suspend disbelief to the extent of ignoring the blackness of Anne Boleyn in a costume drama. Fair enough. But does it have to be a ‘wheelchairist’ who looks like a chewed sultana and is roughly the same size? I think it must be deliberate, as if there are casting agents at the BBC who want to bring back the Victorian freak shows and this is their sneaky way of doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 18, 2021 Report Share Posted February 18, 2021 Said it before but it's the Peter Cook and Dudley Moore 'Tarzan Audition' sketch made real. I can't post You Tube clips so paging @Cuntybaws to be a pal here. Failing that 'Google is your friend' to see what I'm crapping on about if your under 50 or with no comedic taste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 18, 2021 Report Share Posted February 18, 2021 Liz Carr does look a bit like Peter Jacksons prototype for Schmegel. Neil would. Just saying 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 18, 2021 Report Share Posted February 18, 2021 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Fair enough. But does it have to be a ‘wheelchairist’ who looks like a chewed sultana and is roughly the same size? I think it must be deliberate, as if there are casting agents at the BBC who want to bring back the Victorian freak shows and this is their sneaky way of doing it. It's not just the BBC, the European Space Agency is touting for a raspberry to be blasted into orbit, although they struggle to explain exactly why. And here I thought they already had Tim Peake. The European Space Agency says it wants to recruit someone with a disability as part of its call for new astronauts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 18, 2021 Report Share Posted February 18, 2021 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: It’s getting beyond a joke now. I am currently listening to a politics programme on Times Radio but I cannot follow the thread at all. Why? Because the cunts-that-be that produce the programme have decided, in their desperate urge to be PC, to allow an ‘orally compromised’ disabled woman to be involved. Now, she may have some good insights and opinions to impart but this matters not. I can’t fuckin understand any cunt who talks like they have a cleft-palate and are in the process of chewing toffee. This is an aural medium for fucks sake, this woman takes three times longer to complete a sentence than a unhindered person and it’s painful to listen to. TV is as bad, giving the seriously disabled comedy shows where the main subjects for their lampooning are their own disabilities.(I suppose the ethnics have been getting away with it for years) But, it does make for very uncomfortable viewing, they’re not funny, they get applause for their ‘courage and bravery’ but not their humour, which is why they are on a comedy show in the first place. Has anyone ever watched a tv programme with that Liz Carr in it? It doesn’t matter wether she’s playing a forensic analyst or anything else for that matter. You’ll forget the plot, script and flow of the programme because you’re too busy trying to work out what the fuck it actually is. She’s on everything right now, I personally want to see her in that ballroom dancing thing...let’s see them sequin that into something visually appealing...spazzy Cunt would probably win. I'd like to see a Disabled Dancing on Ice. I mean how the fuck do you carry out 'The helicopter' move with some cunt in a wheelchair? Its got to be worth a look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 18, 2021 Report Share Posted February 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Said it before but it's the Peter Cook and Dudley Moore 'Tarzan Audition' sketch made real. I can't post You Tube clips... Useless cunt 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 18, 2021 Report Share Posted February 18, 2021 2 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: It's perfectly credible to cast a wheelchairist in a role that they would be capable of in real life. Though I'm not sure that I could suspend disbelief to the extent of ignoring the blackness of Anne Boleyn in a costume drama. There'll be a Chinese Henry VIII soon enough. "You risten Clomwell, I want a divorce flom Cathline of Alogon I want to be head of engrish church. And bling me Anne Boreyn as well". They'll plobery, I mean probably get Lucy Liu to play him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 18, 2021 Report Share Posted February 18, 2021 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It's not just the BBC, the European Space Agency is touting for a raspberry to be blasted into orbit, although they struggle to explain exactly why. And here I thought they already had Tim Peake. The European Space Agency says it wants to recruit someone with a disability as part of its call for new astronauts Brilliant idea. Spacktonauts. Wonder how long until we're all being told of the tragedy of one of the cunts slapping their own wrist so hard that they breached a seal during an EVA, blasting them off into the cosmos in a cloud of pressurised oxygen and piss crystals from a ruptured catheter bag. Or the incredible story of how such an event was avoided by liberal use of Scooby Doo plasters to avoid decompression. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 18, 2021 Report Share Posted February 18, 2021 On 23/01/2020 at 15:46, Last Cunt Standing said: I used to really like the News Quiz on Radio 4. Barry Took, Sandi Toksvig and Miles Jupp always used to give me a good chuckle on the drive home and it was the cradle of some pretty good writers and comedians in years gone by. The miracle of the internet podcast means even I am now on foreign soil I can listen along with a morning coffee, risking odd looks from some as I giggle into my scrambled eggs. I have no wish to be unduly unkind to the poor girl in the latest edition, but fuck me. How can she be expected to deliver comedy with no control of her bottom jaw? The audience titter nervously, clearly embarrassed. You can imagine the edgy glances from even the most woke of fellow panellists. What is wrong with saying people sadly just can’t do certain things? I’ll never make the FA Cup Final because I’m differently abled at sport. Who do I complain to? It’s like this mass exercise in self delusion that we mustn’t erect barriers to anyone or anything, and that if Little Molly Flidspack wants to be an Astronaut she bloody well can be. Either way it made bloody awful listening and put me right off my flat white this morning. Which is a right cunt. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m000d7kg I’ll just leave this here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 18, 2021 Report Share Posted February 18, 2021 We live in a world where 'equality' means equality of outcomes not equality of opportunity and where 'diversity' means diversity of look not diversity of opinion. If we fuck about with semantics enough we'll get some pre-pubescent female ectomorph winning the Mens Olympic Shot Put title - and if you don't like it then what kind of a Fascist (the 'go-to' word for Childe Harold-lites of this world) are you huh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted February 18, 2021 Report Share Posted February 18, 2021 16 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: What is wrong with saying people sadly just can’t do certain things It's almost as though they are dis-abled; there should be a word for it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 18, 2021 Report Share Posted February 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Brilliant idea. Spacktonauts. Wonder how long until we're all being told of the tragedy of one of the cunts slapping their own wrist so hard that they breached a seal during an EVA, blasting them off into the cosmos in a cloud of pressurised oxygen and piss crystals from a ruptured catheter bag. Or the incredible story of how such an event was avoided by liberal use of Scooby Doo plasters to avoid decompression. Spacknic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted February 18, 2021 Report Share Posted February 18, 2021 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Spacknic Space, the spinal frontier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 18, 2021 Report Share Posted February 18, 2021 10 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Space, the spinal frontier The Wrong Stuff. Battlestar Gaspactica. 2001. A Space Deformity. The Spack Hole. Buck Rodgers In The Restraint Room. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 18, 2021 Report Share Posted February 18, 2021 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 2001. A Space Deformity. You got the "like" for this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 18, 2021 Report Share Posted February 18, 2021 Will they go up there in the space shuttle 'Challenged'? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 18, 2021 Report Share Posted February 18, 2021 Spack's 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted February 18, 2021 Report Share Posted February 18, 2021 55 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The Wrong Stuff. Battlestar Gaspactica. 2001. A Space Deformity. The Spack Hole. Buck Rodgers In The Restraint Room. ArmlessAgeddon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 18, 2021 Report Share Posted February 18, 2021 5 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: It’s getting beyond a joke now. I am currently listening to a politics programme on Times Radio but I cannot follow the thread at all. Why? Because the cunts-that-be that produce the programme have decided, in their desperate urge to be PC, to allow an ‘orally compromised’ disabled woman to be involved. Now, she may have some good insights and opinions to impart but this matters not. I can’t fuckin understand any cunt who talks like they have a cleft-palate and are in the process of chewing toffee. This is an aural medium for fucks sake, this woman takes three times longer to complete a sentence than a unhindered person and it’s painful to listen to. TV is as bad, giving the seriously disabled comedy shows where the main subjects for their lampooning are their own disabilities.(I suppose the ethnics have been getting away with it for years) But, it does make for very uncomfortable viewing, they’re not funny, they get applause for their ‘courage and bravery’ but not their humour, which is why they are on a comedy show in the first place. Has anyone ever watched a tv programme with that Liz Carr in it? It doesn’t matter wether she’s playing a forensic analyst or anything else for that matter. You’ll forget the plot, script and flow of the programme because you’re too busy trying to work out what the fuck it actually is. She’s on everything right now, I personally want to see her in that ballroom dancing thing...let’s see them sequin that into something visually appealing...spazzy Cunt would probably win. In reality how is this any different to the Admins allowing Childeharold to continue posting on here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 18, 2021 Report Share Posted February 18, 2021 Sunshine (bus) Goon Depravity First Mong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 18, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2021 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'd like to see a Disabled Dancing on Ice. I mean how the fuck do you carry out 'The helicopter' move with some cunt in a wheelchair? Its got to be worth a look. Exactly. I’m all for the ‘titter at the mutant’ form of agonisingly humorous voyeurism, but keep the spacks off serious drama and radio for fuck’s sake. That Undateables thing, now that’s comedy gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dyslexic cnut Posted February 18, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2021 Use Google and search this: ’name of space movie made in 1992.’ Yes @Ape™️I know it’s trending. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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