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Guest Gronda Gronda
4 minutes ago, KingRollo said:

You been watching The Shining again, GG? You know what happens when you watch Stephen King films...

CH reminds me of Danny Torrance.  Right now, I bet you his finger is telling him his next cutting barb to be sent your way!

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9 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

An Abscess of Relevance.

 

So, Farewell

Roop’s only career.

Struck off for the use

Of cheap veneer.

 

And so to Admin

Sat on a panel.

No more to damage,

Healthy enamel.

 

Bitter and sour,

Eyesight failing.

Scouring the Forum

Like occlusal scaling.

 

Aloof, pedantic

Yet here to blight us.

Hard to remove

Site gingivitis.

 

Pulphard Crippling (1931) Probably.

Only career?

Get with the times cunty; our roops is not only a fully trained dentist by also a high flying exec in the aviation industry (and other evil corporations), an expert in defence contracts, a petrochemical expert and a highly trained special opps agent specialising in small arms tactics 

Plus she flashes her haddock sluice on bongo websites for dirty old men

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Just now, Stubby Pecker said:

Only career?

Get with the times cunty; our roops is not only a fully trained dentist by also a high flying exec in the aviation industry (and other evil corporations), an expert in defence contracts, a petrochemical expert and a highly trained special opps agent specialising in small arms tactics 

Plus she flashes her haddock sluice on bongo websites for dirty old men

Talented!

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2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Only career?

Get with the times cunty; our roops is not only a fully trained dentist by also a high flying exec in the aviation industry (and other evil corporations), an expert in defence contracts, a petrochemical expert and a highly trained special opps agent specialising in small arms tactics 

Plus she flashes her haddock sluice on bongo websites for dirty old men

Have a like for combining my 'haddock sluice' with 'bongo website'. Superb.

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22 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

An Abscess of Relevance.

 

So, Farewell

Roop’s only career.

Struck off for the use

Of cheap veneer.

 

And so to Admin

Sat on a panel.

No more to damage,

Healthy enamel.

 

Bitter and sour,

Eyesight failing.

Scouring the Forum

Like occlusal scaling.

 

Aloof, pedantic

Yet here to blight us.

Hard to remove

Site gingivitis.

 

Pulphard Crippling (1931) Probably.

Clumsy. E J Thribb should be worried. Send your piece to The Eye and see how quickly they generate a rejection slip.

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22 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said:

@Mrs Roops out of curiosity, what was it about the job that made you feel that you had made a big mistake?

Well no drama or anything untoward. Whilst dentistry is secure employment and pays reasonably well I simply decided I did not want to do it for the next 30-35 years.

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28 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

How much of your degree/training was funded by the taxpayer?

First degree (BDS) by the taxpayer, second (BSc) sponsored by employers, post grad qualifications by myself.

I just read your comments about dentists who couldn't make the grade to be medically qualified doctors, so I think its incumbent that you should let us know which profession you entered into and what was your PhD in?

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21 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

First degree (BDS) by the taxpayer, second (BSc) sponsored by employers, post grad qualifications by myself.

I just read your comments about dentists who couldn't make the grade to be medically qualified doctors, so I think its incumbent that you should let us know which profession you entered into and what was your PhD in?

My stellar academic career will remain private and never to be revealed on a forum for cunts. It’s an indicator of your stupidity that you’ve revealed so much on here as it leaves you wide open to derision. In my humble newbie opinion, you should be forced to repay the state, with compounded interest on the sum, for wasting public funds. You are clearly a leeching cunt. Hang your fucking head in shame.

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Guest Gronda Gronda
1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

Well no drama or anything untoward. Whilst dentistry is secure employment and pays reasonably well I simply decided I did not want to do it for the next 30-35 years.

I respect that.  Thank you. 

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33 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

Is this making you grind your teeth.

I hate the cunts, Pen. When I was kid, one of these frauds fucked my whole family’s mouths up by doing work that wasn’t necessary but highly profitable, back in the days of amalgam fillings when these putrid butchers were remunerated by volume of work. They are the peasants of medicine, the charlatans of healthcare. Pay for my petrol and associated expenses and legal repercussions and I’d happily tour the country killing them all to death....twice.

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22 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I was thoroughly burned out by the time I left, Gyps. Through my career my average consults per day fell by a third, but the length of a consult almost doubled. My working week grew by more than a third, even without doing out of hours. 90% of the complaint letters I received came in the last 3 years - and it was a lower than average number. My income fell in real terms every year bar one from 2008. My pension was diluted and “modernised”. Secondary care became anonymous and much harder to access. Patients, once grateful for you saving their meningitic baby at 3am, now threatened to sue you if you refused to prescribe puberty blockers for their nine year old boy who wants to be called Jane. I used to write “2/7 UTI, afeb nil pyuria, abx” in a Lloyd George envelope, now I had to type a whole heap of pointless shit into a computer or I wouldn’t be paid. My colleagues all sensibly left and were hard to replace. The media turned on us all. I was inspected, audited and appraised annually in a process lasting several days. Employing 40 odd people, many of them middle aged women, was increasingly an utter nightmare. Time was I’d see the bods at the Health Authority once a year over coffee and mince pies, my late career CCG convened a meeting once a month to discuss many things, including inter-doctor variation in requesting MSU samples and whether the potential saving of fifty quid per doctor was worth setting up a working group. QoF was what you did to Shiraz.

You were a practice nurse, I gather. So you know this already. I wouldn’t dream of seeking your pity. Just agree it’s a very different job than it was 30 plus years ago, and increasingly no bugger wants to do it. I don’t blame them. My last 2 years felt like twenty. 

So much for it being a ‘vocation’ then eh? What next...monks complaining that they’re not getting shagged? Fuck off you crying Cunt.

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2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

First degree (BDS) by the taxpayer, second (BSc) sponsored by employers, post grad qualifications by myself.

I just read your comments about dentists who couldn't make the grade to be medically qualified doctors, so I think its incumbent that you should let us know which profession you entered into and what was your PhD in?

 

On 28/02/2021 at 10:07, Mrs Roops said:

That was a long time ago, just over a quarter of a century. After I qualified I realised I'd made the biggest mistake of my life and left the profession. I have been known to proffer advice on dental matters to the puntership, my attention to empathy and projecting concern being at the core of any consultation...

 

 

3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Well no drama or anything untoward. Whilst dentistry is secure employment and pays reasonably well I simply decided I did not want to do it for the next 30-35 years.

You'll do anything to avoid talking about yourself, won't you?

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1 hour ago, Gronda Gronda said:

I respect that.  Thank you. 

Did you know that dentists have the highest rate of suicide over any over profession. Personally, I think some of it might be down to murder after the ordeal of my first root canal. ”don't worry Mr Major it's just mildly uncomfortable”.

I would have punched him square on the jaw, if I hadn't been in so much pain.

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21 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I was thoroughly burned out by the time I left, Gyps. Through my career my average consults per day fell by a third, but the length of a consult almost doubled. My working week grew by more than a third, even without doing out of hours. 90% of the complaint letters I received came in the last 3 years - and it was a lower than average number. My income fell in real terms every year bar one from 2008. My pension was diluted and “modernised”. Secondary care became anonymous and much harder to access. Patients, once grateful for you saving their meningitic baby at 3am, now threatened to sue you if you refused to prescribe puberty blockers for their nine year old boy who wants to be called Jane. I used to write “2/7 UTI, afeb nil pyuria, abx” in a Lloyd George envelope, now I had to type a whole heap of pointless shit into a computer or I wouldn’t be paid. My colleagues all sensibly left and were hard to replace. The media turned on us all. I was inspected, audited and appraised annually in a process lasting several days. Employing 40 odd people, many of them middle aged women, was increasingly an utter nightmare. Time was I’d see the bods at the Health Authority once a year over coffee and mince pies, my late career CCG convened a meeting once a month to discuss many things, including inter-doctor variation in requesting MSU samples and whether the potential saving of fifty quid per doctor was worth setting up a working group. QoF was what you did to Shiraz.

You were a practice nurse, I gather. So you know this already. I wouldn’t dream of seeking your pity. Just agree it’s a very different job than it was 30 plus years ago, and increasingly no bugger wants to do it. I don’t blame them. My last 2 years felt like twenty. 

They've also become incredibly tight around prescribing Mogadon. Gone our the good old day's when I would visit Dr Kareem, and tell him I was under tremendous pressure at work, and he would scribble an ineligible looking script I would take to the pharmacy. 

The doctor who took over from him said we don't prescribe those anymore, and suggested I take Nitol. Cunts...

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Guest Weary&Disgusted
11 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

Did you know that dentists have the highest rate of suicide over any over profession. Personally, I think some of it might be down to murder after the ordeal of my first root canal. ”don't worry Mr Major it's just mildly uncomfortable”.

I would have punched him square on the jaw, if I hadn't been in so much pain.

A local dentist around our way was arrested for dealing drugs yesterday.  
To say I was surprised would be an understatement. I’ve been going to him for 10 years and never knew he was a dentist.

 

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Guest Gronda Gronda
2 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

A local dentist around our way was arrested for dealing drugs yesterday.  
To say I was surprised would be an understatement. I’ve been going to him for 10 years and never knew he was a dentist.

 

I like that joke.  Very Bob Monkhousey

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