King Billy Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: One thing that is 100% certain is that someone with a cock the length of a cricket bat would still be able to fit it sideways of yours or @King Billy's big fat mouth with plenty of room to spare. Are you threatening to rape my mouth? That sort of thing may have been acceptable in the Middle Ages (when you were born) but it’s definitely off the menu now. You’re worse than Neil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: It's about time Billy was dethroned and horribly gang raped in public. Do you and Pen work for the same cab firm in Rochdale? Will I have to dress up as a 16 year old girl? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Do you and Pen work for the same cab firm in Rochdale? Will I have to dress up as a 16 year old girl? You still got that Heidi costume then Billy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 2 hours ago, Joker said: That didn't stop you being best bum-chums with Dickless, you hypocritical cunt. Good evening, Mr Shit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 14 minutes ago, King Billy said: Do you and Pen work for the same cab firm in Rochdale? Will I have to dress up as a 16 year old girl? I work for the legendary Babs Cars in Royston Vasey my favourite hang out. Are you local Billy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 11 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I was simply very gently pointing out that our elected (and unelected) fucking lawmakers can do anything they fucking like. You can kill yourself if you like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You still got that Heidi costume then Billy? Shhhh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I work for the legendary Babs Cars in Royston Vasey my favourite hang out. Are you local Billy? I had you down as more of an Ubercunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Just now, King Billy said: I had you down as more of an Ubercunt. I am trying to scrape together enough to sponsor Babs for a reversal of her sex change operation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 58 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I work for the legendary Babs Cars in Royston Vasey my favourite hang out. Are you local Billy? Get away from the precious things of the corner! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 51 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I am trying to scrape together enough to sponsor Babs for a reversal of her sex change operation. Her nipples are like bullets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SlipperyHorribleCunt Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 13 hours ago, Goober said: Unless you're Connor MacCleod that's hardly a challenge. I didn't know the power of being clairvoyant was within us all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Just now, SlipperyHorribleCunt said: I didn't know the power of being clairvoyant was within us all. Connor Macleod is the fictional character from "Highlander", who slowly becomes aware that he is immortal. Unless someone removes his head from his neck, that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SlipperyHorribleCunt Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 3 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Connor Macleod is the fictional character from "Highlander", who slowly becomes aware that he is immortal. Unless someone removes his head from his neck, that is. Yeah Goober was trying to make out the we should all be able to predict our own death, not sure if he meant down to the minute or just what general decade it might possibly happen. He failed to elaborate on this common ability we all possess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 4 minutes ago, SlipperyHorribleCunt said: Yeah Goober was trying to make out the we should all be able to predict our own death, not sure if he meant down to the minute or just what general decade it might possibly happen. He failed to elaborate on this common ability we all possess. There can only be one, Goober ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 16 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Her nipples are like bullets Is that the shape or the texture? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 10 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: There can only be one, Goober ! Unfortunately... they made a second one. 'The Quickening' is certainly up there with the worst sequels of all time. Along with 'Ginger Snaps Back'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Unfortunately... they made a second one. 'The Quickening' is certainly up there with the worst sequels of all time. Along with 'Ginger Snaps Back'. The Quickening was bloody awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 1 minute ago, KingRollo said: The Quickening was bloody awful. There was a fourth one, which wasn't brilliant, but did do its best to finish the story. It was... Passable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 1 minute ago, Weary&Disgusted said: There was a fourth one, which wasn't brilliant, but did do its best to finish the story. It was... Passable. The story should have ended with Highlander. It’s the same with most sequels... all the good ideas were burned out in the original. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 40 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: There was a fourth one, which wasn't brilliant, but did do its best to finish the story. It was... Passable. Was that one called 'Endgame'? Connor let's Duncan cut his head off to absorb his swordplay skills and defeat yet another immortal (Who shouldn't have even existed after Connor topped The Kergen at the end of part one) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Connor Macleod is the fictional character from "Highlander", who slowly becomes aware that he is immortal. Unless someone removes his head from his neck, that is. Since you're clearly a grade A fucking idiot I'll have to spell it out for you. Your words were "you would almost have to predict your own mortality". My reply was, that's not difficult, because unless you're Connor Macleod, you're mortal. No timing was referenced whatsoever. Therefore, mortality doesn't take much predicting, does it. Death, like the taxes you're whining about, is inevitable. Do try to keep up next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 1 minute ago, Goober said: Since you're clearly a grade A fucking idiot I'll have to spell it out for you. Your words were "you would almost have to predict your own mortality". My reply was, that's not difficult, because unless you're Connor Macleod, you're mortal. Doesn't take much predicting, does it. Death, like the taxes you're whining about, is inevitable. Do try to keep up next time. Connor Macleod wouldn’t be seen dead in Cape Verde. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 8 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Connor Macleod wouldn’t be seen dead in Cape Verde. What's with this Cape Verde shit? It wasn't funny first time and it sure as hell isn't now. Give it a fucking rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Was that one called 'Endgame'? Connor let's Duncan cut his head off to absorb his swordplay skills and defeat yet another immortal (Who shouldn't have even existed after Connor topped The Kergen at the end of part one) The first film was passable, but all of them suffered a fairly major flaw. The immortals weren't fucking immortal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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