cuntspotter Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Look, you're a big man but you're in bad shape... ...with me it’s a full time job, now behave yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Look, you're a big man but you're in bad shape... Absolute classic, plus Britt Ekland at her absolute most fuckable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: ...with me it’s a full time job, now behave yourself. Hmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Hmmm. Hmmm? Stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Frank said: Hmmm? Stupid fucking cunt. What do you want? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: What do you want? I want you to come out with it or fucking move on. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Frank said: Hmmm? Stupid fucking cunt. If I got my hands on your scrawny frame frank, I’d grab you by the ankles, make sure your wig was firmly glued on and use you as a bog brush to scrub off Mrs Ps shit stains, flushing you after lol, lol fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Look, you're a big man but you're in bad shape... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, Frank said: I want you to come out with it or fucking move on. Idiot. Mind your fucking business. It's well accepted now that you're an impotent, toothless lion, desperately trying to pick up a bit of adulation from the newbies with reminiscences of past glory. Not too many commas? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 14, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Absolute classic, plus Britt Ekland at her absolute most fuckable. A fucking bucket of old fashioned shit. Sylvester Stallone miles better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 14, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Mind your fucking business. It's well accepted now that you're an impotent, toothless lion, desperately trying to pick up a bit of adulation from the newbies with reminiscences of past glory. Not too many commas? Now boys settle. Sett... le! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 14, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Is that the before or after Rod Stewart fucked her shot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 3 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Ah... I see. Have you noticed how many razors you’re getting through on a daily basis, Spot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Stubs... she’s a ‘four-kettler.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Stubs... she’s a ‘four-kettler.’ What is one of those? Is it some new term I haven't heard of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Stubs... she’s a ‘four-kettler.’ Four seconds worth of vintage Britt until I would have shot my load- 3 seconds more the all non poof blokes Todays screen women aren’t a patch on those of yesteryear when less was definitely more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Four seconds worth of vintage Britt until I would have shot my load- 3 seconds more the all non poof blokes Todays screen women aren’t a patch on those of yesteryear when less was definitely more Daisy Duke was the most perfect creature that ever walked in front of a camera. Although I Know Wilma Deering edges it for you. Linda Carter would have had a job breaking the vacuum seal between my mouth and her fanny as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What is one of those? Is it some new term I haven't heard of? You know...however, a ‘four kettler’ is a piece of QF. So tasty that if your poured four kettles of boiling water on my back, mid-fuck, I wouldn’t break a stroke. Romantic innit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: You know...however, a ‘four kettler’ is a piece of QF. So tasty that if your poured four kettles of boiling water on my back, mid-fuck, I wouldn’t break a stroke. Romantic innit? QF= Quality Flange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 6 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: QF= Quality Flange. Queen's Fanny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 15 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You know...however, a ‘four kettler’ is a piece of QF. So tasty that if your poured four kettles of boiling water on my back, mid-fuck, I wouldn’t break a stroke. Romantic innit? Can you start speaking fucking English and drop all this Facebook fucking smartarse text speak bollocks. No cunt's ever heard of 'QF' either. It's like when cunts make up rhyming slang. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Can you start speaking fucking English and drop all this Facebook fucking smartarse text speak bollocks. No cunt's ever heard of 'QF' either. It's like when cunts make up rhyming slang. They were schoolyard terms E...way before Facefuck or t’internet and rhyming slang is for southern shandy swilling cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Four seconds worth of vintage Britt until I would have shot my load- 3 seconds more the all non poof blokes Todays screen women aren’t a patch on those of yesteryear when less was definitely more 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Daisy Duke was the most perfect creature that ever walked in front of a camera. Although I Know Wilma Deering edges it for you. Linda Carter would have had a job breaking the vacuum seal between my mouth and her fanny as well. 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You know...however, a ‘four kettler’ is a piece of QF. So tasty that if your poured four kettles of boiling water on my back, mid-fuck, I wouldn’t break a stroke. Romantic innit? I'm in the presence of some real silver tongued hussars, and no mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm in the presence of some real silver tongued hussars, and no mistake. Any chance of a brief, tasteful glimpse of your vadge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 12 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Any chance of a brief, tasteful glimpse of your vadge? Here "she" is- I stole it from Wolfies collection as they spent year sexting each other http://www.techdigest.tv/Hairy-Man.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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