ChildeHarold Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 Since Jeremy mysteriously segwayed from River Monsters to Dark Waters I still can't make up my mind whether he's an out and out cunt of a hoaxer. My speculation was intensified by simultaneously having Paranormal Egypt loaded in the DVD Player at the same time with Derek Acorah channelling the spirit of Ramasses III. There were obvious similarities - the heavy reliance on corroborating anecdotage from local ruffians and other colourful characters who clearly you would not trust as far as you could spit - but also differences including the way having been publicly dumped by Most Haunted's Yvette Fielding Derek has moved onto the more tantalising female form of Tessa Dunlop to help him with his act whereas Jeremy always works alone. Plus Jeremy never played professional football. Despite moments of genuine dare devil risk taking, I can't go along with any of this caper which takes in various exotic and remote locations across the globe. Every programme starts well with a dramatised bang of victim struggling in the water, then peters out as Jeremy back tracks on (predictably) finding few clues or evidence for the elusive monster, then fizzles out on a whimper and the end credits. What a fucking waste of time. This week he is on the trail of the legendary near extinct monster cod in (of all places) the Australian outback. Salt and vinegar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 8 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Since Jeremy mysteriously segwayed from River Monsters to Dark Waters I still can't make up my mind whether he's an out and out cunt of a hoaxer. My speculation was intensified by simultaneously having Paranormal Egypt loaded in the DVD Player at the same time with Derek Acorah channelling the spirit of Ramasses III. There were obvious similarities - the heavy reliance on corroborating anecdotage from local ruffians and other colourful characters who clearly you would not trust as far as you could spit - but also differences including the way having been publicly dumped by Most Haunted's Yvette Fielding Derek has moved onto the more tantalising female form of Tessa Dunlop to help him with his act whereas Jeremy always works alone. Plus Jeremy never played professional football. Despite moments of genuine dare devil risk taking, I can't go along with any of this caper which takes in various exotic and remote locations across the globe. Every programme starts well with a dramatised bang of victim struggling in the water, then peters out as Jeremy back tracks on (predictably) finding few clues or evidence for the elusive monster, then fizzles out on a whimper and the end credits. What a fucking waste of time. This week he is on the trail of the legendary near extinct monster cod in (of all places) the Australian outback. Salt and vinegar? My wife asked me to pick up Fish and Chips on the drive back home. She has always regretted allowing me to name our children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 1, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 34 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: My wife asked me to pick up Fish and Chips on the drive back home. She has always regretted allowing me to name our children. Every Fryday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 Another left footer confirmed Billy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Hokey Gingers said: Another left footer confirmed Billy... This twat has far more problems than mere Catholicism, he makes even less sense for a start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 19 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: This week he is on the trail of the legendary near extinct monster cod in (of all places) the Australian outback. A reel fish out of water (see what I did there?) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 11 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: My wife asked me to pick up Fish and Chips on the drive back home. She has always regretted allowing me to name our children. The only scene from 'Talladega Nights' that was funny.... "here are your grandsons, Walker, and Texas Ranger." "Why did you call them that?" "Because if we wanted them to grow up to be pussies, we'd have called them 'Dr Quinn' and 'Medicine Woman'!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 15 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Post Removed Reported Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 23 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Since Jeremy mysteriously segwayed from River Monsters to Dark Waters I still can't make up my mind whether he's an out and out cunt of a hoaxer. My speculation was intensified by simultaneously having Paranormal Egypt loaded in the DVD Player at the same time with Derek Acorah channelling the spirit of Ramasses III. There were obvious similarities - the heavy reliance on corroborating anecdotage from local ruffians and other colourful characters who clearly you would not trust as far as you could spit - but also differences including the way having been publicly dumped by Most Haunted's Yvette Fielding Derek has moved onto the more tantalising female form of Tessa Dunlop to help him with his act whereas Jeremy always works alone. Plus Jeremy never played professional football. Despite moments of genuine dare devil risk taking, I can't go along with any of this caper which takes in various exotic and remote locations across the globe. Every programme starts well with a dramatised bang of victim struggling in the water, then peters out as Jeremy back tracks on (predictably) finding few clues or evidence for the elusive monster, then fizzles out on a whimper and the end credits. What a fucking waste of time. This week he is on the trail of the legendary near extinct monster cod in (of all places) the Australian outback. Salt and vinegar? Anyone who watches any of the above mentioned shit deserves to be stabbed a few times in the arteries and dropped into the territorial waters of a starving Carcharhinus Longimanus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 1, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 49 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Reported Stop deliberately derailing my noms with your stupid side chat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 1, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 39 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Anyone who watches any of the above mentioned shit deserves to stabbed a few times in the arteries and dropped into the territorial waters of a starving Carcharhinus Longimanus. I only watch it while I am in a catatonic coma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Joker said: A reel fish out of water (see what I did there?) Now we just need Frank to sing "That's a Moray..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 59 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Stop deliberately derailing my noms with your stupid side chat. Shut your impudent trap you whiny little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 1, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Shut your impudent trap you whiny little cunt. Stop sabotaging my nominations. Impudent my fuck. Fucking take your leaderboard likes and stick them up your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 11 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Stop sabotaging my nominations. Impudent my fuck. Fucking take your leaderboard likes and stick them up your arse. Fuck off cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Shut your impudent trap you whiny little cunt. 20 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Stop sabotaging my nominations. Impudent my fuck. Fucking take your leaderboard likes and stick them up your arse. 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck off cunt. Alright lads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 1, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 58 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Alright lads? And you can fuck off out of my pub 📴 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 Just now, ChildeHarold said: And you can fuck off out of my pub 📴 The Flids Arms for a pint of the landlord’s spunk. Fucking idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 1, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The Flids Arms for a pint of the landlord’s spunk. Fucking idiot You have no intention of making a positive contribution to my nomination and EVERY intention to fucking undermine it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: You have no intention of making a positive contribution... That's a pretty low thing to say to a man who's HIV positive, and shits himself every time the post arrives in case today's the day that the latest test results confirm a transition to full-blown AIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 1, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: That's a pretty low thing to say to a man who's HIV positive, and shits himself every time the post arrives in case today's the day that the latest test results confirm a transition to full-blown AIDS. I have learnt the hard way to turn the other cheek and sometimes both cheeks at the same time while assuming the lotus position. Ahhh so! Me Lotus... You, Praying Mantis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Ahhh so! Me Lotus... You, Praying Mantis? It has been several decades since I last assumed the Lotus position, and the Scorpion was always beyond me. Speaking of Mantis, would you fuck Pom Klementieff while she was wearing her antennae? (Don't worry, there is no wrong answer to that question; nor a right one, now that I think about it.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It has been several decades since I last assumed the Lotus position, and the Scorpion was always beyond me. Speaking of Mantis, would you fuck Pom Klementieff while she was wearing her antennae? (Don't worry, there is no wrong answer to that question; nor a right one, now that I think about it.) Earths mightiest heroes.. like Kevin Bacon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 17 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It has been several decades since I last assumed the Lotus position, and the Scorpion was always beyond me. Speaking of Mantis, would you fuck Pom Klementieff while she was wearing her antennae? (Don't worry, there is no wrong answer to that question; nor a right one, now that I think about it.) I am a million light years away from these Marvel films so I had to look the nane up and straight to Images, not that impressed. Doesn’t look trustworthy to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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