Ape™️ Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 I’ve recently been reading A Short History Of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson, and some of the numbers that crop up when the origins of the universe are discussed literally fuck my mind. Distances too huge to comprehend, objects too vast to comprehend, temperatures too high to comprehend and events too short to comprehend. As an example, the cosmologists now know what was going on in the formation of our universe during the first 1 x 10-43 seconds. That’s 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds (I expect I’ve made a mistake here - ‘Baws will no doubt correct), but that’s an unimaginably short period of time. Cosmology fucks with my head. Apologies for the lack of racism or bizarre sexual fantasy. Fuck off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 8 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I’ve recently been reading A Short History Of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson, and some of the numbers that crop up when the origins of the universe are discussed literally fuck my mind. Distances too huge to comprehend, objects too vast to comprehend, temperatures too high to comprehend and events too short to comprehend. As an example, the cosmologists now know what was going on in the formation of our universe during the first 1 x 10-43 seconds. That’s 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds (I expect I’ve made a mistake here - ‘Baws will no doubt correct), but that’s an unimaginably short period of time. Cosmology fucks with my head. Apologies for the lack of racism or bizarre sexual fantasy. Fuck off. Bawsey will be counting those noughts, Ape. And God help you if you're just one out. He's in a good mood because he spotted my pisspronounciation of Deification earlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 8 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I’ve recently been reading A Short History Of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson, and some of the numbers that crop up when the origins of the universe are discussed literally fuck my mind. Distances too huge to comprehend, objects too vast to comprehend, temperatures too high to comprehend and events too short to comprehend. As an example, the cosmologists now know what was going on in the formation of our universe during the first 1 x 10-43 seconds. That’s 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds (I expect I’ve made a mistake here - ‘Baws will no doubt correct), but that’s an unimaginably short period of time. Cosmology fucks with my head. Apologies for the lack of racism or bizarre sexual fantasy. Fuck off. It's all bollocks anyway. They can say any old shit they like and no cunt can disprove it because it would take 5000 years to go and check. It's a similar job to selling nuclear missiles. They're not going to let one off in the car park to see if it works. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 10 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I’ve recently been reading A Short History Of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson, and some of the numbers that crop up when the origins of the universe are discussed literally fuck my mind. Distances too huge to comprehend, objects too vast to comprehend, temperatures too high to comprehend and events too short to comprehend. As an example, the cosmologists now know what was going on in the formation of our universe during the first 1 x 10-43 seconds. That’s 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds (I expect I’ve made a mistake here - ‘Baws will no doubt correct), but that’s an unimaginably short period of time. Cosmology fucks with my head. Apologies for the lack of racism or bizarre sexual fantasy. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 16 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Cosmologists now know what was going on in the formation of our universe during the first 1 x 10-43 seconds. (I expect I’ve made a mistake here - ‘Baws will no doubt correct) "I have walked across the surface of the sun. I have witnessed events so tiny and so fast, they could hardly be said to have occurred at all. But you, Ape, you're just a man. The world's smartest man poses no more threat to me than does its smartest termite.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: "I have walked across the surface of the sun. I have witnessed events so tiny and so fast, they could hardly be said to have occurred at all. But you, Ape, you're just a man. The world's smartest man poses no more threat to me than does its smartest termite.” Now put your little blue cock away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 27 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I’ve recently been reading A Short History Of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson, and some of the numbers that crop up when the origins of the universe are discussed literally fuck my mind. Distances too huge to comprehend, objects too vast to comprehend, temperatures too high to comprehend and events too short to comprehend. As an example, the cosmologists now know what was going on in the formation of our universe during the first 1 x 10-43 seconds. That’s 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds (I expect I’ve made a mistake here - ‘Baws will no doubt correct), but that’s an unimaginably short period of time. Cosmology fucks with my head. Apologies for the lack of racism or bizarre sexual fantasy. Fuck off. Good choice of book, Ape. Bryson writes very well, lightly yet informative, with humour. If you haven’t read it yet, try ‘The Body: a guide for occupants’ next. There’s a chapter on viruses, bacteria…the world of the small. The ultraviolet snot experiment is particularly salient after this past fourteen fuckin months, well worth a read. And here’s me thinking you were a thick Cunt….well well well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 25, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 24 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: "I have walked across the surface of the sun. I have witnessed events so tiny and so fast, they could hardly be said to have occurred at all. But you, Ape, you're just a man. The world's smartest man poses no more threat to me than does its smartest termite.” Are you in your mind palace tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 34 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's all bollocks anyway. They can say any old shit they like and no cunt can disprove it because it would take 5000 years to go and check. It's a similar job to selling nuclear missiles. They're not going to let one off in the car park to see if it works. I bet Roops can check it and prove it in 30 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I bet Roops can check it and prove it in 30 minutes. 'To boldly google what no one has googled before' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 24 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Are you in your mind palace tonight? That first 1 x 10-43 seconds is known as the Planck interval. How do you feel about loop quantum gravity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That first 1 x 10-43 seconds is known as the Planck interval. How do you feel about loop quantum gravity? If you are travelling at the speed of light what is the forward speed of light from a lamp that you are holding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 7 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: If you are travelling at the speed of light what is the forward speed of light from a lamp that you are holding? Fucking obviously, its speed was, is, and always will be "c". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking obviously, its speed was, is, and always will be "c". But relative to where you are in relation to everywhere else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 Just now, Dawn Chorus said: If you are travelling at the speed of light what is the forward speed of light from a lamp that you are holding? If you were in a vehicle travelling at the speed of light and you turned the headlights on, would anything happen? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 25, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking obviously, its speed was, is, and always will be "c". As will Pen - a stupid fucking c. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: If you were in a vehicle travelling at the speed of light and you turned the headlights on, would anything happen? Also would anyone see your tail lights? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: As will Pen - a stupid fucking c. I did not ask for your opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's all bollocks anyway. They can say any old shit they like and no cunt can disprove it because it would take 5000 years to go and check. It's a similar job to selling nuclear missiles. They're not going to let one off in the car park to see if it works. They did in Miami a couple of days ago, probably. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's all bollocks anyway. They can say any old shit they like and no cunt can disprove it because it would take 5000 years to go and check. It's a similar job to selling nuclear missiles. They're not going to let one off in the car park to see if it works. The mussies might. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's all bollocks anyway. They can say any old shit they like and no cunt can disprove it because it would take 5000 years to go and check. It's a similar job to selling nuclear missiles. They're not going to let one off in the car park to see if it works. Rockets, space ships and moon buggies my arse. I’m sure you all know by now that conspiracy theories aren’t my bag, so if NASA really sent Armstrong and the other actors to the moon (Buzz Aldrin/ Buzz Lightyear) ffs 😂, how the fuck could ET fly off home in a basket on the front of Drew Barrymores bike? Anyone? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 19 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking obviously, its speed was, is, and always will be "c". What's the nicest place in outer space? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Rockets, space ships and moon buggies my arse. I’m sure you all know by now that conspiracy theories aren’t my bag, so if NASA really sent Armstrong and the other actors to the moon (Buzz Aldrin/ Buzz Lightyear) ffs 😂, how the fuck could ET fly off home in a basket on the front of Drew Barrymores bike? Anyone? You should watch a documentary called 'Capricorn One'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: You should watch a documentary called 'Capricorn One'. I can only get BBC2 on my tele. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What's the nicest place in outer space? Uranus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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