Guest Paulie Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 8 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: It's a new tactic Paulie, I've poked my dick through her letterbox a few times but no response. I thought I'd pull back a little and take the more subtle message approach. That takes me back, you're lucky your unrequited love didn't have a pitbull. Ouch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 17 hours ago, Paulie said: That's the problem with the digital age, everybody sends each other foul virtual shite. Whatever happened to the traditional dog shit through the letterbox? Fucking young cunts don't know they're born. Greetings by the way. Only an expert in the field can answer this question. @dave? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 20 hours ago, Paulie said: Jesus H Christ, be a man ffs! Stalk her social media, find out where she lives, approach her bedroom window and rub your cock up against it. It's not rocket science old chap.... I assume that thanks largely to those sophisticated, carefully curated techniques, you are very successful with women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 36 minutes ago, White Cunt said: I assume that thanks largely to those sophisticated, carefully curated techniques, you are very successful with women. Facebook is down so you can't stalk anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 35 minutes ago, White Cunt said: I assume that thanks largely to those sophisticated, carefully curated techniques, you are very successful with women. Yes indeedy. Are you a man for the poontang? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 4 hours ago, Wolfie said: Only an expert in the field can answer this question. @dave? Arse-holes probably mail orders the stuff from around the globe, saving his pocket money to buy some exquisite carnivore scat from the savanna’s of the Rift Valley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 9 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Arse-holes probably mail orders the stuff from around the globe, saving his pocket money to buy some exquisite carnivore scat from the savanna’s of the Rift Valley I've been feeding my Labradors with early season partridge, marrow bones and jumbones. I'm expecting slightly off white. Do you think it might be a rare collectible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 4 minutes ago, Goober said: I've been feeding my Labradors with early season partridge, marrow bones and jumbones. I'm expecting slightly off white. Do you think it might be a rare collectible? Get the stools on eBay and Arse-holes and his turd loving homies will ape (dog?) shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Get the stools on eBay and Arse-holes and his turd loving homies will ape (dog?) shit spreacker die fucking english you cunt. Right fucking now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 8 minutes ago, Goober said: I've been feeding my Labradors with early season partridge, marrow bones and jumbones. I'm expecting slightly off white. Do you think it might be a rare collectible? Only if they go all chalky and dusty after 2 days. Like those dog-eggs we had in 1978. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 22 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Only if they go all chalky and dusty after 2 days. Like those dog-eggs we had in 1978. Has anyone ever explained how it is that those white chalky dog turds suddenly disappeared at exactly the same time that Opal Fruits became Starbursts and Marathons turned into Snickers? Coincidence? Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 23 hours ago, Clavo said: Facebook is down so you can't stalk anyone. I don’t use it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 6, 2021 Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 On 04/10/2021 at 17:45, Wolfie said: Only an expert in the field can answer this question. @dave? When you say “field” I assume it’s the playing fields our scattman friend grubs about in after dark sniffing out any un-picked up dog turds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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