Neil Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 Managed to get some fuel so I'm ok now but I had to queue for fucking ages 'cos of some selfish arseholes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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White Cunt Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 17 minutes ago, Neil said: Managed to get some fuel so I'm ok now but I had to queue for fucking ages 'cos of some selfish arseholes Well, I don’t know how much of a queue you had to endure, but that’s a lot of piss, N. At the very least it looks very safe from further spilling, so your car won’t reek like a Marrakesh latrine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 Just now, Maximus said: Fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 I’ve just filled up for free at an empty petrol station. I was wearing a turban, false beard, camouflage jacket and suicide vest like but initiative and imagination are sometimes required. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 5 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’ve just filled up for free at an empty petrol station. I was wearing a turban, false beard, camouflage jacket and suicide vest like but initiative and imagination are sometimes required. I was told that the gyppos from Starkeys Farm had a go at prospecting for petrol at a few of the abandoned service stations around Nantwich and Whitchurch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 https://ibb.co/n1RyLwP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 6 minutes ago, Eddie said: https://ibb.co/n1RyLwP Silly cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 59 minutes ago, Neil said: Managed to get some fuel so I'm ok now but I had to queue for fucking ages 'cos of some selfish arseholes I resorted to desperate measures and tried to siphon off petrol from Drew's invacar. All I ended up with was a mouthful of Oranjeboom and a fucking hangover. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Maximus Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 18 minutes ago, Eddie said: https://ibb.co/n1RyLwP Who is Mitch, interesting photos in your gallery preview 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Neil said: Managed to get some fuel so I'm ok now but I had to queue for fucking ages 'cos of some selfish arseholes Makes a change from the bags full of freshly murdered rape victims you usually cart around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 20 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Makes a change from the bags full of freshly murdered rape victims you usually cart around Are you well up on raft spiders Stubby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Silly cunt Try this one Eric, pace yourself miserable you’ve a long night ahead. https://ibb.co/yq3phcx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Maximus said: Who is Mitch, interesting photos in your gallery preview 🤣 He is my friend and proud to say my lover. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 58 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Week old Whatsapp memes now is it? Thick as mince. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Eddie said: He is my friend and proud to say my lover. And he has just passed you some excellent blow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And he has just passed you some excellent blow? The quote master… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Makes a change from the bags full of freshly murdered rape victims you usually cart around Neil needs the petrol as there's no room under his patio anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 4 hours ago, Maximus said: Not forgetting the 2 BBC Scotland correspondents who covered the Edinburgh pride march... Ben Doon & Phil MaCavity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 5 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Jason Manford Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 5 hours ago, Eddie said: Try this one Eric, pace yourself miserable you’ve a long night ahead. https://ibb.co/yq3phcx So we have a fucking ISIS bride driving a huge fuck off petrol tanker. What could possibly go wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 26, 2021 Report Share Posted September 26, 2021 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: So we have a fucking ISIS bride driving a huge fuck off petrol tanker. What could possibly go wrong? Let the poor lass back .. she'll be a blast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 26, 2021 Report Share Posted September 26, 2021 On 25/09/2021 at 13:52, Neil said: Managed to get some fuel so I'm ok now but I had to queue for fucking ages 'cos of some selfish arseholes The one on the right’s got no goldfish in it. Fucking fairground cheating cunts have had you over Neil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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