Hammer of Cunts Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 Apparently we're supposed to do something symbolic with lightbulbs this evening to show Putin what we think of him. I bet he'll shit himself at the sight of Doris at no. 27's curtains flapping. What did the potato-faced cabbage eaters do for us in the last war? Oh yes, many of them joined the SS. Ukraine is a buffer state, it's doing what it's supposed to: keeping the Ivans at a safe distance. It'll be "clap for Kiev" next. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 I want to know why its now 'Keev' when its been Ki-ev for fucking years. Media cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 I noticed the same thing many years ago where popular children's presenter John Craven started pronouncing Uranus as "yuor-ray-nuhs", whereas a couple of other presenters, namely Rolf and Jimmy, still liked "your-anus". Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 31 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Apparently we're supposed to do something symbolic with lightbulbs this evening to show Putin what we think of him. I bet he'll shit himself at the sight of Doris at no. 27's curtains flapping. What did the potato-faced cabbage eaters do for us in the last war? Oh yes, many of them joined the SS. Ukraine is a buffer state, it's doing what it's supposed to: keeping the Ivans at a safe distance. It'll be "clap for Kiev" next. Does Neil use an iVan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Apparently we're supposed to do something symbolic with lightbulbs this evening to show Putin what we think of him. I bet he'll shit himself at the sight of Doris at no. 27's curtains flapping. What did the potato-faced cabbage eaters do for us in the last war? Oh yes, many of them joined the SS. Ukraine is a buffer state, it's doing what it's supposed to: keeping the Ivans at a safe distance. It'll be "clap for Kiev" next. I'll be eating a fillet of chicken that's rolled in egg and covered in breadcrumbs in support of those brave Ukrainian warriors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Apparently we're supposed to do something symbolic with lightbulbs this evening to show Putin what we think of him. I bet he'll shit himself at the sight of Doris at no. 27's curtains flapping. What did the potato-faced cabbage eaters do for us in the last war? Oh yes, many of them joined the SS. Ukraine is a buffer state, it's doing what it's supposed to: keeping the Ivans at a safe distance. It'll be "clap for Kiev" next. I suppose they're trying to fit it in whilst everyone can still afford to have their lights on. Give it another month or two and everyone will be shoving candles up their arses. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Neil said: I want to know why its now 'Keev' when its been Ki-ev for fucking years. Media cunts. I love Bernard Matthews 'Myni Kyivs' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Neil said: I want to know why its now 'Keev' when its been Ki-ev for fucking years. Media cunts. It's Kyiv, the yi of which is an ee sound. This has always been the case and a good example as to why you shouldn't base foreign city pronunciation on Champions League commentary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 11 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: It's Kyiv, the yi of which is an ee sound. This has always been the case and a good example as to why you shouldn't base foreign city pronunciation on Champions League commentary. I haven't heard the BBC refer to "Moskva" yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 7 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I haven't heard the BBC refer to "Moskva" yet. Or Paree 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 32 minutes ago, Decimus said: I suppose they're trying to fit it in whilst everyone can still afford to have their lights on. Give it another month or two and everyone will be shoving candles up their arses. Punkape does that anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 25 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: It's Kyiv, the yi of which is an ee sound. This has always been the case and a good example as to why you shouldn't base foreign city pronunciation on Champions League commentary. Same as cunts referring to the Italian league as Serie 'Aaah' and not 'A' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 6 minutes ago, Dead Penelope said: Or Paree Or Crackoff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Same as cunts referring to the Italian league as Serie 'Aaah' and not 'A' Italian League - Syria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 Koln? Beijing? Mumbai? Glasgae? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 25 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Koln? Beijing? Mumbai? Glasgae? Margit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 3 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Apparently we're supposed to do something symbolic with lightbulbs this evening to show Putin what we think of him. I bet he'll shit himself at the sight of Doris at no. 27's curtains flapping. What did the potato-faced cabbage eaters do for us in the last war? Oh yes, many of them joined the SS. Ukraine is a buffer state, it's doing what it's supposed to: keeping the Ivans at a safe distance. It'll be "clap for Kiev" next. Lights out...then turn them on again...causing a massive surge and an extra few billion on top of what Europe already gives Putin each day. Only a permanently pissed up idiot like @Cunty BigBollox would come up with such a stupid idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 21 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Lights out...then turn them on again...causing a massive surge and an extra fee billion on top of what Europe already gives Putin each day. Only a permanently pissed up idiot like @Cunty BigBollox would come up with such a stupid idea. I would tell you to shove it up your arse, but I imagine you've already ticked that off your bucket list. @camberwell gypsy did you ever have any patients in A&E with a 6ft fluorescent tube up their arse that sounded like an old chap? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Dead Penelope said: Or Paree The French aren't in this war, don't wake them up or they'll surrender and then we'll all be in the shit. On the bright side: at least I know know where Moldova is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 30 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I would tell you to shove it up your arse, but I imagine you've already ticked that off your bucket list. @camberwell gypsy did you ever have any patients in A&E with a 6ft fluorescent tube up their arse that sounded like an old chap? No, but we had a guy who swallowed his watch. Fucking timewaster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 18 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: On the bright side: at least I know know where Moldova is. She's behind you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 37 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I would tell you to shove it up your arse, but I imagine you've already ticked that off your bucket list. @camberwell gypsy did you ever have any patients in A&E with a 6ft fluorescent tube up their arse that sounded like an old chap? Considering CG has never heard my voice and has more than likely seen many old chaps pass through A&E, you have to all intents and purposes made yourself look like a daft, pissed cunt... again. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Margit Torkey, Croo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Dead Penelope said: She's behind you. you yeasty old clam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 10 minutes ago, ratcum said: you yeasty old clam Oh no it isn't! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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