Penny Farthing Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 1 hour ago, ratcum said: you yeasty old clam And in front of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 I see Greggs are threatening to put up their prices because of this shitfest. Fuck the war in Ukraine, the civilian deaths and all the thousands of refugees scrambling to get away. Poor 'Big Pam' now has to pay extra for the 5 steak bakes she shoves into her gob. Hope fried chicken's not effected as Brixton will go up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 41 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I see Greggs are threatening to put up their prices because of this shitfest. Fuck the war in Ukraine, the civilian deaths and all the thousands of refugees scrambling to get away. Poor 'Big Pam' now has to pay extra for the 5 steak bakes she shoves into her gob. Hope fried chicken's not effected as Brixton will go up. @Cunty BigBollox indicates he likes Greggs, which isn't a surprise to be honest. Anyways what with the cost of living crisis on its way he'll no doubt have to brew his own piss tasting beer and bake his own shitty pies. Not hoping he passes out whilst attempting the above mentioned shit and blows his bungalow up or anything, but it'd be a fitting end for the daft cunt. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 7 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I would tell you to shove it up your arse, but I imagine you've already ticked that off your bucket list. @camberwell gypsy did you ever have any patients in A&E with a 6ft fluorescent tube up their arse that sounded like an old chap? My feelings are that @Old Chap Raasclaat is a Frosty Jack sort of guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: No, but we had a guy who swallowed his watch. Fucking timewaster I saw the video of the daft cunt choking on tik tok with all the lazy cunt nurses dancing like spastics in the corridor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 12 hours ago, Dead Penelope said: Torkey, Croo. Littlehampton.😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 Nicola Sturgeon apologises to people accused of witchcraft https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-60667533 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 9, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 2 hours ago, Dead Penelope said: Nicola Sturgeon apologises to people accused of witchcraft https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-60667533 It's good to see that she's got nothing else to worry about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 2 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: It's good to see that she's got nothing else to worry about. It is not as if they could give her a slap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 9, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 Just now, Dead Penelope said: It is not as if they could give her a slap. Scotland's a modern country now, the old ways are gone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 10 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Scotland's a modern country now, the old ways are gone. Couldn’t agree more. Their menfolk were all wearing skirts when Bruce Jenner was still racing around in tight shorts with a huge boner and a moustache at the Olympic Games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 13 hours ago, Dead Penelope said: Nicola Sturgeon apologises to people accused of witchcraft https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-60667533 Things would have got hot very quickly for you if the Witchfinder General had rolled up at your village, and ordered you to hoist up your skirt. I’m surprised you evaded capture as you were definitely around at the time, and freaks such as you were normally the first to be rounded up and incinerated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: Things would have got hot very quickly for you if the Witchfinder General had rolled up at your village, and ordered you to hoist up your skirt. I’m surprised you evaded capture as you were definitely around at the time, and freaks such as you were normally the first to be rounded up and incinerated. Witches were hanged, not burned at the stake in the UK. They burned their corpses in scotland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Witches were hanged, not burned at the stake in the UK. They burned their corpses in scotland Sorry Roops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 12 minutes ago, King Billy said: Sorry Roops. As soon as I posted I thought it's a bit "Roopsy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: As soon as I posted I thought it's a bit "Roopsy". Except for the lack of a Google link and a couple of ‘thicko’ or ‘Sid Slackjaw’ killer insults to make sure I’m dead.🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: Except for the lack of a Google link and a couple of ‘thicko’ or ‘Sid Slackjaw’ killer insults to make sure I’m dead.🤣 I'm sure she's checking my claims and will no doubt set me straight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: Except for the lack of a Google link and a couple of ‘thicko’ or ‘Sid Slackjaw’ killer insults to make sure I’m dead.🤣 She went all 'hood' the other day. Best you give her prop's less you get served upside dis muthafucka homie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 42 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: She went all 'hood' the other day. Best you give her prop's less you get served upside dis muthafucka homie. She’s the only thing keeping me sane at the moment. Believe it or not, some of my friends have gone a bit tinfoil hat crazy recently. Very disappointing to say the least. Thank fuck I’m still completely normal Eric. There’s not many of us left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 18 hours ago, King Billy said: She’s the only thing keeping me sane at the moment. Believe it or not, some of my friends have gone a bit tinfoil hat crazy recently. Very disappointing to say the least. Thank fuck I’m still completely normal Eric. There’s not many of us left. There's just you, me and David Icke the rest of the world has gone fucking mental. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: There's just you, me and David Icke the rest of the world has gone fucking mental. Yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 On 08/03/2022 at 15:39, Hammer of Cunts said: Oh no it isn't! fuck off with the big coloured font you spaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 8 minutes ago, ratcum said: fuck off with the big coloured font you spaz F A G G O T 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 On 08/03/2022 at 10:15, Hammer of Cunts said: Apparently we're supposed to do something symbolic with lightbulbs this evening to show Putin what we think of him. I bet he'll shit himself at the sight of Doris at no. 27's curtains flapping. What did the potato-faced cabbage eaters do for us in the last war? Oh yes, many of them joined the SS. Ukraine is a buffer state, it's doing what it's supposed to: keeping the Ivans at a safe distance. It'll be "clap for Kiev" next. This bunch of drivel sounds more like a rant ,haven't you painted enough fences this week,or is it you're poor now as your paint isn't sourced from Russia anymore ? Fucking paint tipping wanker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 11, 2022 Report Share Posted March 11, 2022 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: F A G G O T you worthless gaylord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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