King Billy Posted March 19, 2022 Report Share Posted March 19, 2022 10 hours ago, Eddie said: Whitechapel station will have Bengali signage to acknowledge the contribution of the Bangladeshi community to east London. just because an area is flooded with bengalis, whom only employ other bengalis in their sweatshops, build mosques on every corner and total change the landscape of the host nation is not a contribution. Tower Hamlets Council has funded the Bengali signs both outside and throughout the station. So much for assimilation, we are doomed…. Jack the Ripper would probably not be overly impressed with this sort of thing if he was lurking around in the shadows of East London today. He could probably practice his trade unpunished though as ‘female genital mutilation’ isn’t an arrestable offence in Sharia law today in the Islamic Republic of Londonistan. Allah Akbar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 19, 2022 Report Share Posted March 19, 2022 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: He could probably practice his trade unpunished though as ‘female genital mutilation’ isn’t an arrestable offence in Sharia law today in the Islamic Republic of Londonistan. Those kidneys were hardly Halal, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 19, 2022 Report Share Posted March 19, 2022 5 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I used to know someone who knew the Krays, Dyslexic Cnut? I know they sat either side of him once at a Derek Acora show in Liverpool. I know that’s actually true because he told me about it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 19, 2022 Report Share Posted March 19, 2022 18 minutes ago, King Billy said: Jack the Ripper would probably not be overly impressed with this sort of thing if he was lurking around in the shadows of East London today. He could probably practice his trade unpunished though as ‘female genital mutilation’ isn’t an arrestable offence in Sharia law today in the Islamic Republic of Londonistan. Allah Akbar! Don't worry about rippers. It's the rappers who are stabbing everyone now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 19, 2022 Report Share Posted March 19, 2022 4 hours ago, Dead Penelope said: Actually it was 417,357 .. even more than the 271,334 whos' granddad was in the same class as Mad Frankie Fraser. Actually I was there the night Ronnie allegedly shot Cornell in the Blind Beggar. Admittedly I didn’t actually get in because of the hundreds of people outside but my mate, Eric Hardman, told me that Cornell shot himself accidentally when he was fucking about with some firearm that nobody has ever heard of or fucking cares about anyway. The twins were innocent!! Straight up! Gertcha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 19, 2022 Report Share Posted March 19, 2022 17 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Those kidneys were hardly Halal, though. Most 12 year old boys in Glasgow could put the ripper to shame these days. In fact all 12 year old black boys in London could. ‘Jaykwan the Ripper’. Netflix are probably filming the movie as we speak, with Jaykwan portrayed as a heroic black Robin Hood, slashing the ‘white priveleged’ rich and giving out all his sperm to the poor, whether they want it or not. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 19, 2022 Report Share Posted March 19, 2022 26 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Those kidneys were hardly Halal, though. Fray Bentarse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 20, 2022 Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 12 hours ago, judgetwi said: Actually I was there the night Ronnie allegedly shot Cornell in the Blind Beggar. Admittedly I didn’t actually get in because of the hundreds of people outside but my mate, Eric Hardman, told me that Cornell shot himself accidentally when he was fucking about with some firearm that nobody has ever heard of or fucking cares about anyway. The twins were innocent!! Straight up! Gertcha! Bullshit!! .. there were million outside and 42,000 inside the pub. And none of them saw nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 20, 2022 Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 (edited) 20 hours ago, judgetwi said: Actually I was there the night Ronnie allegedly shot Cornell in the Blind Beggar. Admittedly I didn’t actually get in because of the hundreds of people outside but my mate, Eric Hardman, told me that Cornell shot himself accidentally when he was fucking about with some firearm that nobody has ever heard of or fucking cares about anyway. The twins were innocent!! Straight up! Gertcha! Obviously you never saw the shooting due to occupying trap two of the gents with a tub of 60's Vaseline in hand. Did Ronnie stick his head in (literally) after allegedly dispatching George? The good old day's before dementia, paralysis and crippling alcoholism kicked in eh, Jewdy... Was taking it up the wrong un still illegal then? I'd Google it, but why bother when I can ask an old cunt like you. Edited March 20, 2022 by Major Cunt It's probably changed it's name to The Disabled Bugger. Gotta move with the times and clientele. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 21, 2022 Report Share Posted March 21, 2022 On 20/03/2022 at 10:51, Dead Penelope said: there were million outside and 42,000 inside the pub. And none of them saw nothing. If your enormous cock hadn’t been in the way someone might have seen something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 21, 2022 Report Share Posted March 21, 2022 On 19/03/2022 at 22:30, judgetwi said: Actually I was there the night Ronnie allegedly shot Cornell in the Blind Beggar. Admittedly I didn’t actually get in because of the hundreds of people outside but my mate, Eric Hardman, told me that Cornell shot himself accidentally when he was fucking about with some firearm that nobody has ever heard of or fucking cares about anyway. The twins were innocent!! Straight up! Gertcha! That's all true. Cornell was having a look at my second favourite Luger. He wanted to know what the bullets looked like, so he looked down the barrel but couldn't see any. So he pulled the trigger to bring it a bit closer... bless. He was affectionately known by his friends as, "George the fucking stupid cunt". I still miss him, if only he had done the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 21, 2022 Report Share Posted March 21, 2022 On 19/03/2022 at 22:21, Eric Cuntman said: Don't worry about rippers. It's the rappers who are stabbing everyone now. Jack the Rapper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 21, 2022 Report Share Posted March 21, 2022 I find myself agreeing with you Ed, and that hurts as i can't look myself in the mirror without feeling shame that i once wanted to spread your nose all over your face. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 9 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: i once wanted to spread your nose all over your face. Unfortunately that’s how they look anyway. There’s plenty of other ways to crack a coconut as I’m quite sure you’re well aware. Eddie and yourself was one of, if not the greatest brawls never to have taken place. Pure gold. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 4 hours ago, King Billy said: Unfortunately that’s how they look anyway. There’s plenty of other ways to crack a coconut as I’m quite sure you’re well aware. Eddie and yourself was one of, if not the greatest brawls never to have taken place. Pure gold. Now part of CC history, the brawl that Ed never showed up for. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 On 19/03/2022 at 22:06, Eddie said: Whitechapel station will have Bengali signage to acknowledge the contribution of the Bangladeshi community to east London. just because an area is flooded with bengalis, whom only employ other bengalis in their sweatshops, build mosques on every corner and total change the landscape of the host nation is not a contribution. Tower Hamlets Council has funded the Bengali signs both outside and throughout the station. So much for assimilation, we are doomed…. Are you being a little bit racist here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 On 20/03/2022 at 18:34, Major Cunt said: Obviously you never saw the shooting due to occupying trap two of the gents with a tub of 60's Vaseline in hand. Did Ronnie stick his head in (literally) after allegedly dispatching George? The good old day's before dementia, paralysis and crippling alcoholism kicked in eh, Jewdy... Was taking it up the wrong un still illegal then? I'd Google it, but why bother when I can ask an old cunt like you. Fair enough, I just made the whole thing up. You’re too smart for me Marje. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 8 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: Are you being a little bit racist here? Fuck off princess. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 24, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 10 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: Are you being a little bit racist here? You’re right, I will try harder to be much more racist, thanks 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 On 19/03/2022 at 11:06, Eddie said: So much for assimilation, we are doomed…. Oh when my love, my darling, You've left me here alone, I'll walk the streets of London Which once seemed all our own. The vast suburban churches Together we have found: The ones which smelt of gaslight The ones in incense drown'd; I'll use them now for praying in And not for looking round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Oh when my love, my darling, You've left me here alone, I'll walk the streets of London Which once seemed all our own. The vast suburban churches Together we have found: The ones which smelt of gaslight The ones in incense drown'd; I'll use them now for praying in And not for looking round. Virgin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Virgin Can't beat a bit of Betjeman. Although I won't pretend to be cultured, it's a sound bite in the Jamie T song 'Sheila'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 24, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 40 minutes ago, Decimus said: Can't beat a bit of Betjeman. Although I won't pretend to be cultured, it's a sound bite in the Jamie T song 'Sheila'. I’m sat outside the trafalgar tavern, nothing better than London taaarn https://ibb.co/xLy16SQ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 56 minutes ago, Eddie said: I’m sat outside the trafalgar tavern, nothing better than London taaarn I hope you're not off to see Genesis at the O2 tonight, because that would be VERY fucking gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 24, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I hope you're not off to see Genesis at the O2 tonight, because that would be VERY fucking gay. Front row centre, People said I'd never get over my obsession with Phil Collins. but take a look at me now! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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