Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 Apparently the National Institute of Economic and Social Research have said by 2023 1.3 million will be living in poverty. This figure will no doubt consist of mostly useless, thick, unemployable, live beyond their means cunts, you know, the type of skint cunts that would spend a £5000 windfall on a TV and a shitty all inclusive holiday in the Costa del cunt region... only to moan about being skint again after. The world and Great Britain have tolerated these fat useless cunts for too long and a reality check for these vile, entitled fuckers is long overdue. Am I a cunt for wishing they were all dead? Remember...pass the poor, pan di left hand side. Lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 54 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Apparently the National Institute of Economic and Social Research have said by 2023 1.3 million will be living in poverty. This figure will no doubt consist of mostly useless, thick, unemployable, live beyond their means cunts, you know, the type of skint cunts that would spend a £5000 windfall on a TV and a shitty all inclusive holiday in the Costa del cunt region... only to moan about being skint again after. The world and Great Britain have tolerated these fat useless cunts for too long and a reality check for these vile, entitled fuckers is long overdue. Am I a cunt for wishing they were all dead? Remember...pass the poor, pan di left hand side. Lol. To elicit the most from this topic we may need to ask a leading expert in the field – in particular one who hails from a nation renowned for thick, lazy bastards. @PANZER MURPHY? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Am I a cunt for wishing they were all dead? Absolutely not. However, the great Ponzi scheme that is our supposedly growth-based economy would actually collapse without these sub-humans buying the latest iPhone every three months. The model doesn't work if all the dumb cunts die too soon. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Absolutely not. However, the great Ponzi scheme that is our supposedly growth-based economy would actually collapse without these sub-humans buying the latest iPhone every three months. The model doesn't work if all the dumb cunts die too soon. I recently convinced @Eric Cuntman to subscribe to Netflix so he could watch all the episodes of Trailer Park Boys on his phone... They took his subscription money then promptly told him his I Phone was a worthless lump of old shit that stopped being capable of using Netflix around 2017... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 True. Don't matter. There's a little website that streams all their content five minutes after they premiere it. Free. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: True. Don't matter. There's a little website that streams all their content five minutes after they premiere it. Free. You did at least cancel that Netflix subscription though, right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 25, 2022 Report Share Posted March 25, 2022 13 hours ago, Wolfie said: To elicit the most from this topic we may need to ask a leading expert in the field – in particular one who hails from a nation renowned for thick, lazy bastards. @PANZER MURPHY? Laffin...did your poor mama vote leave n boot herself out of Spain?..by the way were ya any help in sellin her dream caravan?...tow it to a new site or somthin...lol PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 25, 2022 Report Share Posted March 25, 2022 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: True. Don't matter. There's a little website that streams all their content five minutes after they premiere it. Free. 200 cunts paddled across the channel last night .. any thoughts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 25, 2022 Report Share Posted March 25, 2022 12 hours ago, Roadkill said: You did at least cancel that Netflix subscription though, right? Yeah. Then started hunting around for final season of the walking dead and found it on s little site that streams Netflix and Amazon prime telly shows and films as soon as they're released. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 25, 2022 Report Share Posted March 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Dead Penelope said: 200 cunts paddled across the channel last night .. any thoughts? Yes... good riddance. Let Withers deal with them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 25, 2022 Report Share Posted March 25, 2022 21 hours ago, Roadkill said: I recently convinced @Eric Cuntman to subscribe to Netflix so he could watch all the episodes of Trailer Park Boys on his phone... They took his subscription money then promptly told him his I Phone was a worthless lump of old shit that stopped being capable of using Netflix around 2017... I'm at that awkward age where half of me just wants a phone that fits in my pocket and doesn't need recharging every 5 minutes, but the other half demands an 8K screen that can be seen from space for the full VR porn experience. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 25, 2022 Report Share Posted March 25, 2022 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm at that awkward age where half of me just wants a phone that fits in my pocket and doesn't need recharging every 5 minutes, but the other half demands an 8K screen that can be seen from space for the full VR porn experience. I just want something that is affordable second hand and doesn't suffer from forced obsolescence for a few years. It boggles my mind when you see these second-hand I Phones being sold for around £200 to £400 - they might be considered high end at the moment - but Apple can brick the fucking thing on a whim and make a BlackBerry look impressive in terms of online functionality in the blink of an eye. People will pay more for an increasingly restrictively designed technology time bomb because it has a picture of an apple on it. And the apple has already been bitten by some cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 25, 2022 Report Share Posted March 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: I just want something that is affordable second hand and doesn't suffer from forced obsolescence for a few years. It boggles my mind when you see these second-hand I Phones being sold for around £200 to £400 - they might be considered high end at the moment - but Apple can brick the fucking thing on a whim and make a BlackBerry look impressive in terms of online functionality in the blink of an eye. People will pay more for an increasingly restrictively designed technology time bomb because it has a picture of an apple on it. And the apple has already been bitten by some cunt. Fucking hell… how some people live. Sap. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 25, 2022 Report Share Posted March 25, 2022 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm at that awkward age where half of me just wants a phone that fits in my pocket and doesn't need recharging every 5 minutes, but the other half demands an 8K screen that can be seen from space for the full VR porn experience. I'm at that awkward age where all of me knows that I need a new iPhone, but part of me will usually have seen a Makita pillar drill in the screwfix catalogue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 25, 2022 Report Share Posted March 25, 2022 10 hours ago, Dead Penelope said: 200 cunts paddled across the channel last night .. any thoughts? Over the years we’ve welcomed West Indians, Ugandan Asians, Syrians and now Ukrainians, and that’s all fair enough, but what in the name of the baby fucking Jesus were we thinking when we let Lyse Doucet in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 25, 2022 Report Share Posted March 25, 2022 37 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Over the years we’ve welcomed West Indians, Ugandan Asians, Syrians and now Ukrainians, and that’s all fair enough, but what in the name of the baby fucking Jesus were we thinking when we let Lyse Doucet in? Her and 'oral' Orla are fucking hot CB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 25, 2022 Report Share Posted March 25, 2022 58 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm at that awkward age where all of me knows that I need a new iPhone, but part of me will usually have seen a Makita pillar drill in the screwfix catalogue. I'm the same with The Girl Guides Authoritah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 25, 2022 Report Share Posted March 25, 2022 45 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Over the years we’ve welcomed West Indians, Ugandan Asians, Syrians and now Ukrainians, and that’s all fair enough, but what in the name of the baby fucking Jesus were we thinking when we let Lyse Doucet in? She was brung up in an Anglophone family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 25, 2022 Report Share Posted March 25, 2022 13 minutes ago, ratcum said: I'm the same with The Girl Guides Authoritah Lesbo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 25, 2022 Report Share Posted March 25, 2022 9 minutes ago, Dead Penelope said: She was brung up in an Anglophone family. None of my family were musical. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 25, 2022 Report Share Posted March 25, 2022 3 hours ago, Frank said: Fucking hell… how some people live. Sap. My boots are four years old and cost £12, Frank. Made in India by some cunt even poorer than me. I can give you the eBay link if you're fancying a poverty safari any time soon and don't want to get mugged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 25, 2022 Report Share Posted March 25, 2022 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: My boots are four years old and cost £12, Frank. Made in India by some cunt even poorer than me. I can give you the eBay link if you're fancying a poverty safari any time soon and don't want to get mugged. No thank you but I’d be grateful for a reliable F1 streaming link. Love your work btw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 25, 2022 Report Share Posted March 25, 2022 On 24/03/2022 at 19:03, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Apparently the National Institute of Economic and Social Research have said by 2023 1.3 million will be living in poverty. This figure will no doubt consist of mostly useless, thick, unemployable, live beyond their means cunts, you know, the type of skint cunts that would spend a £5000 windfall on a TV and a shitty all inclusive holiday in the Costa del cunt region... only to moan about being skint again after. The world and Great Britain have tolerated these fat useless cunts for too long and a reality check for these vile, entitled fuckers is long overdue. Am I a cunt for wishing they were all dead? Remember...pass the poor, pan di left hand side. Lol. I regularly find myself standing up for the poor, until I encounter some. In time I forget the underclass exposure, then the whole sorry story repeats itself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted March 25, 2022 Report Share Posted March 25, 2022 12 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Laffin...did your poor mama vote leave n boot herself out of Spain?..by the way were ya any help in sellin her dream caravan?...tow it to a new site or somthin...lol PANZERMURPHYBABY I see that gobshite Coveney couldn't wait to fuck off south of the border when he received a calling card from the UVF. Just a rehearsal Paddy. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-northern-ireland-60873059 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 25, 2022 Report Share Posted March 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Frank said: No thank you but I’d be grateful for a reliable F1 streaming link. Love your work btw. Smooth talking cunt. https://en.cricfree.io/ Use an ad blocker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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