Fugly Ukrainian Refugees.

[Dyslexic cnut]

So, at the start of this Ukrainian invasion thing, Mrs Cnut is in tears watching the refugee crisis unfolding before her eye on tv. (Don’t ask, an accident at Girl Guides when she was younger.) She insisted that we offer at least one of the poor blighters a home and some security. I nodded but didn’t think it would come to much. Without going into too much professional detail, she went to work which involved, by chance, flying 300 Ukrainian tourists who’d gone on holiday to the Caribbean back to Europe as whilst away old Vladimir had rolled into their country and they couldn’t go home. She told me that she’d met a lovely 24 year old, single Ukrainian woman and had stayed in touch as the poor woman was shunted throughout Eastern Europe for the next four weeks.

The wife told this young lady that she could stay with us as we have several spare bedrooms here. Now, a single, 24 year old female Ukrainian moving in seemed like a lovely gesture and, feasibly, an opportunity for filth based activity in my eyes (not to mention my nob.) I asked the wife if she had any photographs of the said refugee-ess and she showed me a picture taken on the rescue flight of her surrounded by about twelve Ukrainian women. It looked like a fucking Miss World line-up, all in their early twenties, all about 5’9” tall and blonde. Except for one. I dismissed the grotesque, fat midget gargoyle cunt in the picture and asked the wife which one was coming to stay. Take a fucking wild guess which one we’re getting? Yup…the only fucking female in the bunch that the Red Army wouldn’t rape. I’ve tried to convince the bint I married that this is not, perhaps a good idea anymore as Ukrainians are thieving cunts and often carry Ebola but she’s not having it. So…there you have it, eleven Kelly Embergs to choose from and we’re getting the fucking Bella Emberg of Kiev. I hope Putin kills her.

 

[King Billy]

19 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

So, at the start of this Ukrainian invasion thing, Mrs Cnut is in tears watching the refugee crisis unfolding before her eye on tv. (Don’t ask, an accident at Girl Guides when she was younger.) She insisted that we offer at least one of the poor blighters a home and some security. I nodded but didn’t think it would come to much. Without going into too much professional detail, she went to work which involved, by chance, flying 300 Ukrainian tourists who’d gone on holiday to the Caribbean back to Europe as whilst away old Vladimir had rolled into their country and they couldn’t go home. She told me that she’d met a lovely 24 year old, single Ukrainian woman and had stayed in touch as the poor woman was shunted throughout Eastern Europe for the next four weeks.

The wife told this young lady that she could stay with us as we have several spare bedrooms here. Now, a single, 24 year old female Ukrainian moving in seemed like a lovely gesture and, feasibly, an opportunity for filth based activity in my eyes (not to mention my nob.) I asked the wife if she had any photographs of the said refugee-ess and she showed me a picture taken on the rescue flight of her surrounded by about twelve Ukrainian women. It looked like a fucking Miss World line-up, all in their early twenties, all about 5’9” tall and blonde. Except for one. I dismissed the grotesque, fat midget gargoyle cunt in the picture and asked the wife which one was coming to stay. Take a fucking wild guess which one we’re getting? Yup…the only fucking female in the bunch that the Red Army wouldn’t rape. I’ve tried to convince the bint I married that this is not, perhaps a good idea anymore as Ukrainians are thieving cunts and often carry Ebola but she’s not having it. So…there you have it, eleven Kelly Embergs to choose from and we’re getting the fucking Bella Emberg of Kiev. I hope Putin kills her.

 

I don’t know what the fuck exactly Mrs Cnut is playing at DC, but inviting  this poor girl who’s fleeing an uninhabitable, filthy, poverty stricken, crime riddled wasteland to come and live somewhere immeasurably worse, seems a bit odd, even taking into account the extra benefits the Cnut clan have probably taken out numerous payday loans against, and spunked up the wall in Paddy Powers. I don’t think she’s thought this out properly. Maybe you’re not beating her enough.

[Eric Cuntman]

40 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

So, at the start of this Ukrainian invasion thing, Mrs Cnut is in tears watching the refugee crisis unfolding before her eye on tv. (Don’t ask, an accident at Girl Guides when she was younger.) She insisted that we offer at least one of the poor blighters a home and some security. I nodded but didn’t think it would come to much. Without going into too much professional detail, she went to work which involved, by chance, flying 300 Ukrainian tourists who’d gone on holiday to the Caribbean back to Europe as whilst away old Vladimir had rolled into their country and they couldn’t go home. She told me that she’d met a lovely 24 year old, single Ukrainian woman and had stayed in touch as the poor woman was shunted throughout Eastern Europe for the next four weeks.

The wife told this young lady that she could stay with us as we have several spare bedrooms here. Now, a single, 24 year old female Ukrainian moving in seemed like a lovely gesture and, feasibly, an opportunity for filth based activity in my eyes (not to mention my nob.) I asked the wife if she had any photographs of the said refugee-ess and she showed me a picture taken on the rescue flight of her surrounded by about twelve Ukrainian women. It looked like a fucking Miss World line-up, all in their early twenties, all about 5’9” tall and blonde. Except for one. I dismissed the grotesque, fat midget gargoyle cunt in the picture and asked the wife which one was coming to stay. Take a fucking wild guess which one we’re getting? Yup…the only fucking female in the bunch that the Red Army wouldn’t rape. I’ve tried to convince the bint I married that this is not, perhaps a good idea anymore as Ukrainians are thieving cunts and often carry Ebola but she’s not having it. So…there you have it, eleven Kelly Embergs to choose from and we’re getting the fucking Bella Emberg of Kiev. I hope Putin kills her.

 

Thank fuck for that. I hate keeping secrets. You first described your new concubine as "A hatchet faced goblin". It'll probably get worse. Most of them at least have attractive names, like Svetlana. Tatiana etc'. I bet your one is called 'Grobnid'.

[camberwell gypsy]

44 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

So, at the start of this Ukrainian invasion thing, Mrs Cnut is in tears watching the refugee crisis unfolding before her eye on tv. (Don’t ask, an accident at Girl Guides when she was younger.) She insisted that we offer at least one of the poor blighters a home and some security. I nodded but didn’t think it would come to much. Without going into too much professional detail, she went to work which involved, by chance, flying 300 Ukrainian tourists who’d gone on holiday to the Caribbean back to Europe as whilst away old Vladimir had rolled into their country and they couldn’t go home. She told me that she’d met a lovely 24 year old, single Ukrainian woman and had stayed in touch as the poor woman was shunted throughout Eastern Europe for the next four weeks.

The wife told this young lady that she could stay with us as we have several spare bedrooms here. Now, a single, 24 year old female Ukrainian moving in seemed like a lovely gesture and, feasibly, an opportunity for filth based activity in my eyes (not to mention my nob.) I asked the wife if she had any photographs of the said refugee-ess and she showed me a picture taken on the rescue flight of her surrounded by about twelve Ukrainian women. It looked like a fucking Miss World line-up, all in their early twenties, all about 5’9” tall and blonde. Except for one. I dismissed the grotesque, fat midget gargoyle cunt in the picture and asked the wife which one was coming to stay. Take a fucking wild guess which one we’re getting? Yup…the only fucking female in the bunch that the Red Army wouldn’t rape. I’ve tried to convince the bint I married that this is not, perhaps a good idea anymore as Ukrainians are thieving cunts and often carry Ebola but she’s not having it. So…there you have it, eleven Kelly Embergs to choose from and we’re getting the fucking Bella Emberg of Kiev. I hope Putin kills her.

 

As Blakey would say "You've made my day errrrrrr my gawd errrrrr"! 

[Dyslexic cnut]

Laugh it up, cunts. It’s not fuckin funny. Stupid Cunting bitch hasn’t thought this through. The twatting truffle-pig we’re getting isn’t even blonde.

[King Billy]

2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Laugh it up, cunts. It’s not fuckin funny. Stupid Cunting bitch hasn’t thought this through. The twatting truffle-pig we’re getting isn’t even blonde.

She might look a bit better once she’s shoplifted a luminous shellsuit, ridiculous multicoloured trainers.and grown a proper Scouse mussie.

[Eric Cuntman]

6 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Laugh it up, cunts. It’s not fuckin funny. Stupid Cunting bitch hasn’t thought this through. The twatting truffle-pig we’re getting isn’t even blonde.

Bullshit. By next Friday, you'll be up to your nuts in Ukrainian guts. 

[Dyslexic cnut]

3 minutes ago, King Billy said:

She might look a bit better once she’s shoplifted a luminous shellsuit, ridiculous multicoloured trainers.and grown a proper Scouse mussie.

Yeah, fuck off. The council/immigration are coming around on Thursday to inspect the fucking gaff. So that gives me one day to scatter gimp masks, bondage gear and monster dildoes everywhere and buy a Jimmy Saville outfit and a cigar for when I open the door to them. We’ll see. Standby. I won’t be on here tomorrow as I’ve a busy day ahead. Fuck off Bill, you horrible heartless cunt.

[Dyslexic cnut]

7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Bullshit. By next Friday, you'll be up to your nuts in Ukrainian guts. 

Will I fuck.

[camberwell gypsy]

13 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Yeah, fuck off. The council/immigration are coming around on Thursday to inspect the fucking gaff. So that gives me one day to scatter gimp masks, bondage gear and monster dildoes everywhere and buy a Jimmy Saville outfit and a cigar for when I open the door to them. We’ll see. Standby. I won’t be on here tomorrow as I’ve a busy day ahead. Fuck off Bill, you horrible heartless cunt.

Now then now then. 

[Dyslexic cnut]

Just now, camberwell gypsy said:

Now then now then. 

Can I lend a caravan and some cousins for the said ‘inspection’ Gypps?

[Jake The Muss]

Maybe if you're lucky, you will get to play with her chubby hanging clit and experience some chub rub...but use your loaf, play the game and then she might ask if her hot friend can stay, before you know it, you could fill those spare rooms and turn it in to a knocking shop.

[Dyslexic cnut]

Just now, Jake The Muss said:

Maybe if you're lucky, you will get to play with her chubby hanging clit and experience some chub rub...but use your loaf, play the game and then she might ask if her hot friend can stay, before you know it, you could fill those spare rooms and turn it in to a knocking shop.

You been PMing @Eric Cuntman?…pair of shady twats.

[Dyslexic cnut]

40 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Thank fuck for that. I hate keeping secrets. You first described your new concubine as "A hatchet faced goblin". It'll probably get worse. Most of them at least have attractive names, like Svetlana. Tatiana etc'. I bet your one is called 'Grobnid'.

Qualitah.

[Dyslexic cnut]

25 minutes ago, King Billy said:

She might look a bit better once she’s shoplifted a luminous shellsuit, ridiculous multicoloured trainers.and grown a proper Scouse mussie.

Gremlin faced gargoyle skank’s got its own muzzy. Therein lies the snag.

[Eric Cuntman]

15 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Will I fuck.

Yes you will. Your anvil faced tractor mechanic will be hot to trot. She will probably threaten to tell Mrs DC that you raped her if you don't do whatever she wants... including putting a little Dyslexic bun in her oven to stop the government sending her back to her coal bunker when it's all over. Enjoy.

[Eric Cuntman]

5 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

You been PMing @Eric Cuntman?…pair of shady twats.

Genuinely not. I don't think I've ever PMd Fender. It doesn't take a genius to work out that your displeasure and frustration are a cover for your lascivious intentions regarding the 'Miss World Line-up' who arrived with the swamp donkey. Dirty boy.

[Dyslexic cnut]

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

Genuinely not. I don't think I've ever PMd Fender. It doesn't take a genius to work out that your displeasure and frustration are a cover for your lascivious intentions regarding the 'Miss World Line-up' who arrived with the swamp donkey. Dirty boy.

You calling me ‘shallow?’ I’m saving refugees ffs! It just could have been done better. 

[Cuntybaws]

53 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I bet your one is called 'Grobnid'.

That’s way too fancy a name for her. Her name should be "Thud" or "Oof."

[Dyslexic cnut]

12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Yes you will. Your anvil faced tractor mechanic will be hot to trot. She will probably threaten to tell Mrs DC that you raped her if you don't do whatever she wants... including putting a little Dyslexic bun in her oven to stop the government sending her back to her coal bunker when it's all over. Enjoy.

Trust me. I’ve seen it’s grid. I’d rather stuff my helmet down Pen’s Jap’s eye. It’s hideous.

[Dyslexic cnut]

3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

That’s way too fancy a name for her. Her name should be "Thud" or "Oof."

Don’t you start. I’m bereft here.

[camberwell gypsy]

22 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Can I lend a caravan and some cousins for the said ‘inspection’ Gypps?

I've got a couple Pitt bulls you can borrow. But don't feed them for three days. 

[Dyslexic cnut]

Just now, camberwell gypsy said:

I've got a couple Pitt bulls you can borrow. But don't feed them for three days. 

I dunno why I’ve come on here for advice/help. What a bunch of utter cunts. PM me Gypps.

[Dyslexic cnut]

21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Yes you will. Your anvil faced tractor mechanic will be hot to trot. She will probably threaten to tell Mrs DC that you raped her if you don't do whatever she wants... including putting a little Dyslexic bun in her oven to stop the government sending her back to her coal bunker when it's all over. Enjoy.

Thank you for your fucking empathy. Lovely.

[Eric Cuntman]

9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

That’s way too fancy a name for her. Her name should be "Thud" or "Oof."

I remember a Welsh character called Siadwell from a mid eighties sketch show. His girlfriend was called 'Gravel'. It was either 'Naked Video' or 'Absolutely'.

Bollocks. I've just started thinking about a young Helen Lederer. I'm off for a Neil special.