Guest judgetwi Posted May 12, 2022 Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 Let’s hope that Rupert and Harriet don’t get caught fucking up some Albanian pimp’s pussy wagon. They might find out that the SJW’s love for the gimmigrant is not reciprocated. That would be a fucking tragedy. Of course my Toyota RAV4 is covered in Spaz stickers so I’m laughing. Always best to think ahead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 (edited) 11 hours ago, judgetwi said: Let’s hope that Rupert and Harriet don’t get caught fucking up some Albanian pimp’s pussy wagon. They might find out that the SJW’s love for the gimmigrant is not reciprocated. That would be a fucking tragedy. Of course my Toyota RAV4 is covered in Spaz stickers so I’m laughing. Always best to think ahead. Judge, mate, have you ever watched TA Fishing on YouTube? I'm currently sat watching an instalment from 6 years ago, Graham appears to be fishing on a beach somewhere on the south coast. 17 minutes and two seconds in and he's caught nothing, but his soft bait has been nibbled so there's something out there. I don't know where you stand on using lugworm when sea fishing, but I don't really think it's necessary as long as you have got squid on the hook. Anyway, I'll let you know a bit later on if he catches anything, I'm guessing if he does it will be dog fish. Tight lines, mate. 🎣 Edited May 13, 2022 by Decimus PS- He caught a couple of whiting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 This shouldn't bother the majority of posters on here with their imaginary BMW M3 sporting the run-flat tyre option. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 39 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: This shouldn't bother the majority of posters on here with their imaginary BMW M3 sporting the run-flat tyre option. Fuck off. BMW M cars (including the imaginary ones) have never come with run flat tyres, as they’re fucking guaranteed to dislocate every joint in your skeleton before you reach the end of your street, and if you get a nail in one no one will repair it like a normal tyre. I imagine you knew this earlier today but it is Friday and some on here (not me obviously) wouldn’t expect you to be even talking coherently after the 9am ‘offie run’ or ‘pre weekend practice session’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 1 hour ago, King Billy said: BMW M cars (including the imaginary ones) have never come with run flat tyres, as they’re fucking guaranteed to dislocate every joint in your skeleton before you reach the end of your street, Or shake your teeth off of their titanium implant posts, eh Billy? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 5 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Or shake your teeth off of their titanium implant posts, eh Billy? Just checking you were still on the wagon CBB. One day at a time as they say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 12 hours ago, Decimus said: Judge, mate, have you ever watched TA Fishing on YouTube? I'm currently sat watching an instalment from 6 years ago, Graham appears to be fishing on a beach somewhere on the south coast. 17 minutes and two seconds in and he's caught nothing, but his soft bait has been nibbled so there's something out there. I don't know where you stand on using lugworm when sea fishing, but I don't really think it's necessary as long as you have got squid on the hook. Anyway, I'll let you know a bit later on if he catches anything, I'm guessing if he does it will be dog fish. Tight lines, mate. 🎣 You what? You what, you what you what you what? Countryboy…..taking the piss out of cunts who don’t know you are taking the piss is a good laugh in real life but it doesn’t work on Internet forums. I once had a very bad case of food poisoning after eating squid so I would not inflict it on innocent fish swimming about minding their own fucking business. Hope this helps…………. mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 12 hours ago, judgetwi said: I once had a very bad case of food poisoning after eating squid Bullshit, never happened...Squid isn't kosher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Bullshit, never happened...Squid isn't kosher. It is if you cut the ends off all the tentacles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 12 hours ago, judgetwi said: innocent fish swimming about minding their own fucking business. With you secretly watching. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 14 hours ago, judgetwi said: I once had a very bad case of food poisoning after eating squid Hope this helps…………. mate! More likely to have been the poisonous mushrooms that your missus was feeding you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: With you secretly watching. What a fucking pervert: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Bullshit, never happened...Squid isn't kosher. What makes me smile is that because some cunt thousands of years ago said that Jews shouldn't eat a being because it doesn't have scales, our resident Red Sea Roller is forbidden to sample how fucking delicious calamari is. Even Rabbi Julia Neuberger confessed to eating shellfish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 23 minutes ago, Decimus said: What a fucking pervert: That's @Eddie, anxiously awaiting the arrival of a container full of east European car valeters. I recognise the forearm from his 'SNATCH!' video. The Argos 9ct bracelet that Fatty gave him in lieu of severance pay is a dead giveaway too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's @Eddie, anxiously awaiting the arrival of a container full of east European car valeters. I recognise the forearm from his 'SNATCH!' video. The Argos 9ct bracelet that Fatty gave him in lieu of severance pay is a dead giveaway too. I thought that was you Eric, at Dover waiting to machine gun the next lot of 'bearded kiddies' in dinghies and inflatable unicorns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I thought that was you Eric, at Dover waiting to machine gun the next lot of 'bearded kiddies' in dinghies and inflatable unicorns. I always use my surplus auction Polaris submarine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 19 hours ago, Decimus said: What a fucking pervert: I think it's Decs looking for Norwich's next 3 points. I think he needs the Hubble telescope to stand a chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 On 14/05/2022 at 13:07, Decimus said: What a fucking pervert: He looks like a grown-up 'bearded yiddie' with Down's syndrome. So yes, it could be Judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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