camberwell gypsy Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 Ok, I confess I watched this shitfest in the deluded belief that our song was good enough to win. At the halfway stage we were top after the professional juries voted. Then the rank and file cunts of Europe votes were counted and these fuckers were catapulted from about 8th to top to beat our act into second place. What has put a smile on my face is finding a venue that's still intact for next years shitfest. Moscow? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 No surprise. I'm indifferent to Ukraine winning BenderVision. It's an anti-Russian vote, so fair enough. I rather enjoyed the Spanish entry, for obvious reasons. The Serb woman performing some pre-fisting lubrication and actions was weird as fuck and the less said about the Norwegians wanting to fuck their grandmothers with bananas the better. The stomach churning gay fest that was the Italian entry, that for some strange reason was so liked by Mr Norton, was a fucking disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 The last time I watched this shit, it prompted my then 10 year old self to embark upon the second or third truly meaningful wank of my young life, having seen Cheryl Baker's nickers. One of the top blondes of the 80s in my book. gorgeous, curvy, and slightly thick but not so much as to be annoying. Watching it now is poofy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 30 minutes ago, Goober said: No surprise. I'm indifferent to Ukraine winning BenderVision. It's an anti-Russian vote, so fair enough. I rather enjoyed the Spanish entry, for obvious reasons. The Serb woman performing some pre-fisting lubrication and actions was weird as fuck and the less said about the Norwegians wanting to fuck their grandmothers with bananas the better. The stomach churning gay fest that was the Italian entry, that for some strange reason was so liked by Mr Norton, was a fucking disgrace. Apparently the aussie presenting the Australian votes with long blond hair and wearing a dress was a bloke. I mean there were wimmin in Cell Block H who looked manly than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The last time I watched this shit, it prompted my then 10 year old self to embark upon the second or third truly meaningful wank of my young life, having seen Cheryl Baker's nickers. One of the top blondes of the 80s in my book. gorgeous, curvy, and slightly thick but not so much as to be annoying. Watching it now is poofy. Enjoy the memories. The Dnipro gargoyle arrives 27/5. I’ll PM you pics. Let’s see if you can raise a prong off this truffle-pig faced cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 44 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Enjoy the memories. The Dnipro gargoyle arrives 27/5. I’ll PM you pics. Let’s see if you can raise a prong off this truffle-pig faced cunt. Try and find a positive way of getting through it. She might be repulsive visually but have nice soft hands. It's why light switches were invented. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Try and find a positive way of getting through it. She might be repulsive visually but have nice soft hands. It's why light switches were invented. Fuck off. It’s not funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 Watch it? I'd rather shit in my hands and clap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 8 hours ago, Goober said: No surprise. I'm indifferent to Ukraine winning BenderVision. It's an anti-Russian vote, so fair enough. I rather enjoyed the Spanish entry, for obvious reasons. The Serb woman performing some pre-fisting lubrication and actions was weird as fuck and the less said about the Norwegians wanting to fuck their grandmothers with bananas the better. The stomach churning gay fest that was the Italian entry, that for some strange reason was so liked by Mr Norton, was a fucking disgrace. Agreed - it’s another way to stick two fingers up at the Russians. It’s a bit of a shame as our entry was the most credible we’ve had for years, so the inevitability of losing to Ukraine must have been hard for Mr Ryder. However, there are far bigger things going on in the world than this shit-fest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 8 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Enjoy the memories. The Dnipro gargoyle arrives 27/5. I’ll PM you pics. Let’s see if you can raise a prong off this truffle-pig faced cunt. You never know, she might take one look at you and decide she’s better off where she was. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Cheryl Baker's nickers. I’m still not sure about them. Still making my mind up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 11 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Agreed - it’s another way to stick two fingers up at the Russians. It’s a bit of a shame as our entry was the most credible we’ve had for years, so the inevitability of losing to Ukraine must have been hard for Mr Ryder. However, there are far bigger things going on in the world than this shit-fest. Exactly. It must have been difficult not getting too excited, trying not to wave your little Ukrainian flag too furiously, incase your mask flew off when you screamed ‘Fuck you Putin, you cunt!’ and next doors granny dropped her sherry and fell over dead from Covid instantly, slithering off the couch into a big pool of piss and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 I think Putin would like Space Man best. Fuck you Putin, you cunt! & fuck off Russel Hobbs. must have been hard for Mr Ryder. NO, he knows he is better & why they won. At Waterloo Napoleon did surrender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 11 minutes ago, ProfB said: I think Putin would like Space Man best. Fuck you Putin, you cunt! & fuck off Russel Hobbs. must have been hard for Mr Ryder. NO, he knows he is better & why they won. At Waterloo Napoleon did surrender. Napoleon didn't surrender at Waterloo. The daft swedish cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Napoleon didn't surrender at Waterloo. The daft swedish cunts. The first and last Frenchman not to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Napoleon didn't surrender at Waterloo. The daft swedish cunts. I am starting to understand why Agnetha wanted to throw the towel in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 2 minutes ago, ProfB said: I am starting to understand why Agnetha wanted to throw the towel in. Super Flower Blood Moon at 5.14 am tomorrow morning - yipee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 22 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Napoleon didn't surrender at Waterloo. The daft swedish cunts. Were you there (at Waterloo)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 Surely these anal banana republic ear bleeding competitions have been fixed for many years. The last time i watched it was when bucks fizz won, off came the skirts and out came the jizz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 19 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Surely these anal banana republic ear bleeding competitions have been fixed for many years. The last time i watched it was when bucks fizz won, off came the skirts and out came the jizz. No jizz -oh you mean yours? You had the hots for Cheryl or one of the lads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 19 minutes ago, ProfB said: No jizz -oh you mean yours? You had the hots for Cheryl or one of the lads? What do you think sap ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 12 hours ago, Ape™️ said: You never know, she might take one look at you and decide she’s better off where she was. I’m a dead ringer for Putin, so you may have a point. Also, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’m a dead ringer for Putin, so you may have a point. Also, fuck off. Wash your mouth out you misogynist piglet. Sexist abuse is very very bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 Didn't some cunt with a fanny and a beard win this shit storm of a show recently? If any of you watched it then by default you have become a LGBTQVWTV whatever the fuck they are supporter and therfore you are the root of the worlds problem in accepting these fucking freaks. Apparently Italy's entry(ooer missus) was a gay as a Barrymore swim party. The fact that the Beeb were there for 2 days covering it on TV and radio and sent Norton and that square headed radio 2 traffic poof 'Richie' summed it up really. I bet this weekend more spunk was dropped onto Turin streets from torn arseholes than WW2 bombs dropped from the Luftwaffe. Dirty fucking shit stabbing gaylord perverts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 12 hours ago, ProfB said: I am starting to understand why Agnetha wanted to throw the towel in. Any thoughts on this big lad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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