Eric Cuntman Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: I banged the ginger one in their heyday. It's a night i'll always remember due to her skills with the pink oboe and riding me like Lester Piggot on a favourite at the Grand National! Can't remember her fucking name though. The ginger one? Graham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: The ginger one? Graham. No, Eric. I play for Charlton not Palace, you cheeky cunt! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 8 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: No, Eric. I play for Charlton not Palace, you cheeky cunt! I've defected to Millwall. political reasons. I want one of them gollywog badges. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've defected to Millwall. political reasons. I want one of them gollywog badges. That's fucking heresy man and don't bring it up again. Reminisce about the B Mob day's and change your mind. I'm sure you can find a gollywog badge on Ebay. Times have changed and Millwall have many a black boatrace at the Den! You need a time machine to go back and visit the early 80's mate or possibly emigrate to fucking China. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 On 18/05/2022 at 11:45, Penelope Alive said: Good morning Ape Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 3 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Fuck off. Are you a bit emotional today because Frank’s officially dead? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-61514850 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Fuck off. Good Evening ApeTM 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 44 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: Good Evening ApeTM Evening, you old witch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 19 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I'm sure you can find a gollywog badge on Ebay. Times have changed and Millwall have many a black boatrace at the Den! Ginger bob is a nonce, did you lend him a copy of razzle when you was ‘behind the door’ together? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 6 minutes ago, Eddie said: Ginger bob is a nonce, did you lend him a copy of razzle when you was ‘behind the door’ together? Ed, as you're not one of those fucking queers who hate football (Bend, Proper, MikeFuckingD) I'd be interested to know who you support. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ed, as you're not one of those fucking queers who hate football (Bend, Proper, MikeFuckingD) I'd be interested to know who you support. Millwall, I was f troop back in the day, before that surgeon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Are you a bit emotional today because Frank’s officially dead? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-61514850 Pretty terrible news I suppose, especially as Vangelis created some unique electronic sounds, some way ahead of their time. Frank seems to have an infatuation with him, which makes one wonder: did he ever suck him off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Millwall, I was f troop back in the day, before that surgeon. I was a junior canary back in the '90s. I shivved Splat the cat and kicked the absolute fuck out of some Ainsley Harriot looking types at an Ipswich softplay area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: I was a junior canary back in the '90s. I shivved Splat the cat and kicked the absolute fuck out of some Ainsley Harriot looking types at an Ipswich softplay area. I was on Danny dyers football factory, London firms, me and ginger bob, although some of the lads didn’t appreciate the cameras. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 5 minutes ago, Eddie said: I was on Danny dyers football factory, London firms, me and ginger bob, although some of the lads didn’t appreciate the cameras. I'm a fucking millionaire mate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 Just now, Decimus said: I'm a fucking millionaire mate. True story decs, a lot of the lads at the den put ginger bob on the shelf, he was outcast because he always had a camera crew with him, wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 50 minutes ago, Eddie said: True story decs, a lot of the lads at the den put ginger bob on the shelf, he was outcast because he always had a camera crew with him, wanker. Ed, my mate Doccy is organising a boxing event at the Ocean Rooms in Gorleston on 25 June. Big John Fury and the main man Tyson himself will be the main appearance. I've told Doc about your fighting prowess and he's relayed it back to the gyppos and you're more than welcome to come up on a VIP ticket. Bring Bend and we'll do him in the car park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 17 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ed, my mate Doccy is organising a boxing event at the Ocean Rooms in Gorleston on 25 June. Big John Fury and the main man Tyson himself will be the main appearance. I've told Doc about your fighting prowess and he's relayed it back to the gyppos and you're more than welcome to come up on a VIP ticket. Bring Bend and we'll do him in the car park. All sounds good decs, unfortunately I got all my facts off the discovery channel. Both fend and I are 9st soaking wet and a bit gay, especially bends. I’ll pass thanks 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Eddie said: I was on Danny dyers football factory, London firms, me and ginger bob, although some of the lads didn’t appreciate the cameras. Raff and Zeberdee are still thieving little cunts.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 20 minutes ago, Eddie said: All sounds good decs, unfortunately I got all my facts off the discovery channel. Both fend and I are 9st soaking wet and a bit gay, especially bends. I’ll pass thanks No worries mate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: Pretty terrible news I suppose, especially as Vangelis created some unique electronic sounds, some way ahead of their time. Frank seems to have an infatuation with him, which makes one wonder: did he ever suck him off? If he did, it’s halitosis that killed the mediocre Greek cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 On 19/05/2022 at 21:21, Eddie said: Ginger bob is a nonce, did you lend him a copy of razzle when you was ‘behind the door’ together? Ed, you wouldn't last a day behind the door and you fucking know it. I don't give a flying fuck if some Millwall lunatic is a nonce, but i certainly wouldn't be asking him to babysit. I'd suggest you ask him yourself due to being such good pals, or were you his co-defendant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 22 hours ago, Eddie said: All sounds good decs, unfortunately I got all my facts off the discovery channel. Both fend and I are 9st soaking wet and a bit gay, especially bends. I’ll pass thanks I know a few lads from Wall, and i'll ask about regarding Ginger Bob. Lets hope you're right mate, coz if not i'll be passing on Fender's details. I'm sure he'll be keen to help locate you... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 On 19/05/2022 at 21:34, Eddie said: Millwall, I was f troop back in the day, before that surgeon. The right team for you as nobody likes you but you don't care, hey Ed ? Poofs game. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 21, 2022 Report Share Posted May 21, 2022 17 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Ed, you wouldn't last a day behind the door and you fucking know it. I don't give a flying fuck if some Millwall lunatic is a nonce, but i certainly wouldn't be asking him to babysit. I'd suggest you ask him yourself due to being such good pals, or were you his co-defendant? I bet you loved living with other men, especially shower time, perv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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