Witheredscrote Posted July 2, 2022 Report Share Posted July 2, 2022 On 01/07/2022 at 03:21, Jake The Muss said: Who would have thought Lewis was a black Hitler, i always thought that was Barry Soetoro. The cunt isn't even black. He's more that shitty, light brown colour that you see in the U bend of a bog pan. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 2, 2022 Report Share Posted July 2, 2022 15 hours ago, King Billy said: He could change his name to Brownie Ecclestoned and claim he was also bullied at school because of his darkish skin a la Jug ears Lineker. Heres a question for us: Ecclestones wife, Fabiana who is 46 years younger, married him for: 1) His chiseled good looks and ripped, muscular body? 2) Because of his marvellous quirky sense of humour ? or 3) Because he's as rich as fuck and will croak well before she does? I'm torn between 1) and 2) personally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 2, 2022 Report Share Posted July 2, 2022 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Heres a question for us: Ecclestones wife, Fabiana who is 46 years younger, married him for: 1) His chiseled good looks and ripped, muscular body? 2) Because of his marvellous quirky sense of humour ? or 3) Because he's as rich as fuck and will croak well before she does? I'm torn between 1) and 2) personally. It was probably his 14 inch cock. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 2, 2022 Report Share Posted July 2, 2022 58 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Heres a question for us: Ecclestones wife, Fabiana who is 46 years younger, married him for: 1) His chiseled good looks and ripped, muscular body? 2) Because of his marvellous quirky sense of humour ? or 3) Because he's as rich as fuck and will croak well before she does? I'm torn between 1) and 2) personally. What I don't get is how he's fathered a child aged approximately 89? As a young man, in my prime, I wouldn't know about erectile dysfunction. I also thought without Viagra, a man loses the ability the get a boner after 70? I don't know why I am discussing this with your good self CG, I should be asking the elderly blokes here, those in their 80s and 90s... @Neil, @Dyslexic cnut, @Witheredscrote, @Penelope Alive I was wondering what you thought about it? Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 2, 2022 Report Share Posted July 2, 2022 41 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: What I don't get is how he's fathered a child aged approximately 89? As a young man, in my prime, I wouldn't know about erectile dysfunction. I also thought without Viagra, a man loses the ability the get a boner after 70? I don't know why I am discussing this with your good self CG, I should be asking the elderly blokes here, those in their 80s and 90s... @Neil, @Dyslexic cnut, @Witheredscrote, @Penelope Alive I was wondering what you thought about it? Lol See @Eric Cuntman14 inch cock answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 2, 2022 Report Share Posted July 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: What I don't get is how he's fathered a child aged approximately 89? As a young man, in my prime, I wouldn't know about erectile dysfunction. I also thought without Viagra, a man loses the ability the get a boner after 70? I don't know why I am discussing this with your good self CG, I should be asking the elderly blokes here, those in their 80s and 90s... @Neil, @Dyslexic cnut, @Witheredscrote, @Penelope Alive I was wondering what you thought about it? Lol You & I are different in many ways. I don’t have two ears on either side of my prong d’amour, for example. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 2, 2022 Report Share Posted July 2, 2022 9 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: What I don't get is how he's fathered a child aged approximately 89? Quite common nowadays. I saw a black girl pushing a buggy the other day with twins in it. One was the absolute double of Prince Phillip and the other the spitting image of Captain Tom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 2, 2022 Report Share Posted July 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Quite common nowadays. I saw a black girl pushing a buggy the other day with twins in it. One was the absolute double of Prince Phillip and the other the spitting image of Captain Tom. I wonder if Neil would fuck a primordial dwarf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 2, 2022 Report Share Posted July 2, 2022 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wonder if Neil would fuck a primordial dwarf. If he forgot to put his spade in the van and could only find a spoon or a fork in the glove box, yes. And he’d be back home a bit earlier too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 On 02/07/2022 at 12:14, Witheredscrote said: The cunt isn't even black. He's more that shitty, light brown colour that you see in the U bend of a bog pan. Yeah i flushed one with a skirt on the other day..maybe it was just the shithouse paper wrapped around part of it that gave the appearance of a skirt..but it did make me think of Hamilton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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