Ape™️ Posted October 7, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2022 11 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: How do you live with this weird cunt greeting you every fucking day of your life? Tell me you haven’t fucked/jilted it, because I just don’t understand the trolling nature of this relationship. It’s quite disturbing. I’m gifted with the ability to not give a flying fuck what the wizen old crone says or does. It goes without saying that I, or any other member of the human species, has fucked it, let alone jilted it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 7, 2022 Report Share Posted October 7, 2022 7 hours ago, Ape™️ said: There’s not much to really say other than it involves stupid cunts in stupid trousers, doing stupid dancing to stupid music. If I were to be told Frank and TalkBollox participated in it, I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised. Fuck off. I can’t have this, Uncle Ape. I lived in the North in the 70’s & 80’s. Trust me, it was fucking grim. Unemployment, riots, disillusion, poverty, cholera, impetigo, rickets and smallpox were running rife. A southern poof dealing with this kind of social trauma and upheaval would also have tried to escape their dreary lives with a pocketful of talcum powder, loud clothes and Motown banging. Shove it up your crack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 7, 2022 Report Share Posted October 7, 2022 4 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I’m gifted with the ability to not give a flying fuck what the wizen old crone says or does. It goes without saying that I, or any other member of the human species, has fucked it, let alone jilted it. ‘Neither’…quick! Before Frank sees this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 7, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2022 3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: ‘Neither’…quick! Before Frank sees this. I’m drinking cider and listening to music with my wife and daughter. I couldn’t give a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 7, 2022 Report Share Posted October 7, 2022 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: I’m drinking cider and listening to music with my wife and daughter. I couldn’t give a fuck. No. You’re ‘drinking cider and listening to music AND monitoring a cunt’s posts on CC.’ Have a fine evening, however. Best wishes…The North. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 7, 2022 Report Share Posted October 7, 2022 7 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: No. You’re ‘drinking cider and listening to music AND monitoring a cunt’s posts on CC.’ Have a fine evening, however. Best wishes…The North. Are you cumming down to Radlett this weekend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 8 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Odd cunt. Mind your own business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 10 hours ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: I'm the trouble starter, punkin' instigator I'm the fear addicted, a danger illustrated You're a cumfarter, twisted cumfarter You're a cumfarter, twisted cumfarter You're a cumfarter, twisted cumfarter HEY,HEY,HEY,HEY I'm the bitch you hated, filth infatuated, yeah I'm the pain you tasted, fell intoxicated You're the cumfarter, twisted cumfarter You're the cumfarter, twisted cumfarter. HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 15 hours ago, Frank said: An Oxford/Derby twist, navy & cream suede single-lined blucher from Alden. Jeans Yohji Yamamoto. https://ibb.co/8mvSRGS Fuck you Bubba. I won’t criticise the jeans, although you could have had more comfort and style opting for a pair of Versace at £180. As for footwear. You know full well that in that choice of colour, Hi-Tec Squash, or even Adidas Munich would have been subtly cool rather than obviously embarrassing. Less is more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 21 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Believe it or not, it's big in Japan. I am reminded of my favourite Dorothy Parker quote: "If all the girls attending the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised." George Burns looks good for his age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 23 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Odd cunt. Odd cunt is overstating the obvious DC. It’s beyond the realms of reasonable comprehension how his enormous male appendage could be mistaken for a cunt, odd or otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 22 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I’m drinking cider and listening to music with my wife and daughter. I couldn’t give a fuck. 🎶The propellor on the helicopter went round and round🎶 Lol lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 1 minute ago, King Billy said: 🎶The propellor on the helicopter went round and round🎶 Lol lol. 🎶Till it hit the Clutha🎶 LOL lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 22 hours ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: Are you cumming down to Radlett this weekend? Never mind about DC. I’ve been in the Colney Fox since opening time and I’m starting to feel a bit fucking hammered. The manager is a bit of a cunt but his missus has got huge tits and an arse like Lizzo, so I’ve told her all about you and given her your number to call when she finishes her shit, sorry shift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Never mind about DC. I’ve been in the Colney Fox since opening time and I’m starting to feel a bit fucking hammered. The manager is a bit of a cunt but his missus has got huge tits and an arse like Lizzo, so I’ve told her all about you and given her your number to call when she finishes her shit, sorry shift. Fantastic, and I think DC will come around. Its a proven fact that no scouser can resist a free buffet or anal rape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 9 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: Fantastic, and I think DC will come around. Its a proven fact that no scouser can resist a free buffet or anal rape. Keep an eye out for a burned out XR3 with no wheels on the driveway later. If there are no keys in the fruit bowl belonging to it that’ll be a sure sign he’s upstairs somewhere near the neatly folded shellsuit admiring his perm and moustache in a full length mirror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 On 07/10/2022 at 16:10, Decimus said: You're trying to coax me out of retirement aren't you,you slippery council working cunt. Emily browining singing my citys tune , perfection. She would get fingered in my cab. Roops is a frigid despite my offers . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 10, 2022 Report Share Posted October 10, 2022 18 hours ago, Snowy said: You're trying to coax me out of retirement aren't you,you slippery council working cunt. Emily browining singing my citys tune , perfection. She would get fingered in my cab. Roops is a frigid despite my offers . I've mentioned before that I was conceived in Solihull, which makes me a plastic Brummie as far as I'm concerned. According to the geographically confused Lord P, I also live in the Midlands, so we're as good as brothers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 10, 2022 Report Share Posted October 10, 2022 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I've mentioned before that I was conceived in Solihull, which makes me a plastic Brummie Jasper Carrotchruncher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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