scotty Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 Aka Sid Vicious, a talentless prat who achieved notoriety purely through his acquaintanceship with one J. Lydon Esq. A personality vacuum with all the interest value of a slug, and a similar allocation of wit. He possessed male genitalia, an overdeveloped ego, and the ability to endlessly string together multiple sentences devoid of humour, intellect or intelligence. On the plus side, he's dead. Long may he remain that way. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 How come you have only just noticed? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 7 hours ago, scotty said: Aka Sid Vicious, a talentless prat who achieved notoriety purely through his acquaintanceship with one J. Lydon Esq. A personality vacuum with all the interest value of a slug, and a similar allocation of wit. He possessed male genitalia, an overdeveloped ego, and the ability to endlessly string together multiple sentences devoid of humour, intellect or intelligence. On the plus side, he's dead. Long may he remain that way. I’ve got no time for Lydon either. He might have blown the whistle on Jimmy Savile, but I find him just as creepy and sinister. Remember those butter adverts? “Ooh thank you farmers wife”.. Besides, Jerry Sadowitz fucked Savile over with much more venom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 24 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: How come you have only just noticed? Probably because he has been shagging anything with a pulse, for the last 43 years. Scotty wouldn't even had time to read a newspaper. The filthy cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 36 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Remember those butter adverts? “Ooh thank you farmers wife”.. Sometimes, very rarely, I find myself wishing that he wasn't dead: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 Never mind the bollox, here's to a butter life🤯 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 9, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 17 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Probably because he has been shagging anything with a pulse, for the last 43 years. Scotty wouldn't even had time to read a newspaper. The filthy cunt. I am wounded. 😢 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: Sometimes, very rarely, I find myself wishing that he wasn't dead: Utterly Butterly headed cretin… I admit, on a par with ‘scaly skin’ and ‘pwaan cwacker’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 9, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 47 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: How come you have only just noticed? The Ritchie cunt just popped into my mind HC, no idea what prompted it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 Lots of celebs have joined the corner, I see - death doesn't stop them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 1 minute ago, scotty said: The Ritchie cunt just popped into my mind HC, no idea what prompted it. Was you dobbing a rich tea into your brew? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 1 minute ago, ProfB said: Was you dobbing a rich tea into your brew? I bet you like ‘Hob-Nobs’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 7 minutes ago, scotty said: I am wounded. 😢 Yeh, but not as much as your poor old overworked bellend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I bet you like ‘Hob-Nobs’. Yes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soggy_biscuit Soggy biscuit (also known as ookie cookie, limp biscuit, wet biscuit, shoot the cookie, jizzcuit, or cum on a cookie) is a male group masturbation activity in which the participants stand around a biscuit (UK) or cookie (US) masturbating and ejaculating onto it; the last person to do so must eat the biscuit. Additionally, a participant who fails to hit the biscuit when he ejaculates must then eat it.[1] The game is reportedly played by adolescents, notably in the United Kingdom, the United States, and Australia. In Australia, it is also known as soggy SAO after the SAObrand of biscuits that are popular there.[2] YIKES, blokes do some funny things? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 36 minutes ago, ProfB said: Lots of celebs have joined the corner, I see - death doesn't stop them. Its always nice to hear from you Prof. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 7 minutes ago, Sid said: Its always nice to hear from you Prof. Ta Sidders. Love ProfB xxx PS You are love god - but didn't you give Fredders Merc a bit of lip re Ballet? & Frank loved your version & rightly so - you put him in the shade big style. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 2 hours ago, ProfB said: Never mind the bollox, here's to a butter life🤯 You know, that's quite amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 2 hours ago, ProfB said: Yes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soggy_biscuit Soggy biscuit (also known as ookie cookie, limp biscuit, wet biscuit, shoot the cookie, jizzcuit, or cum on a cookie) is a male group masturbation activity in which the participants stand around a biscuit (UK) or cookie (US) masturbating and ejaculating onto it; the last person to do so must eat the biscuit. Additionally, a participant who fails to hit the biscuit when he ejaculates must then eat it.[1] The game is reportedly played by adolescents, notably in the United Kingdom, the United States, and Australia. In Australia, it is also known as soggy SAO after the SAObrand of biscuits that are popular there.[2] YIKES, blokes do some funny things? There’s been quite a few broken biscuits over the years on here ProfB but you’re fucking crackers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 10, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 9 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Yeh, but not as much as your poor old overworked bellend. Scrotes, are you familiar with a condition called Peyronie's? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 2 hours ago, scotty said: Scrotes, are you familiar with a condition called Peyronie's? I am now thankyou. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 50 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I am now thankyou. There's a worm at the bottom of the garden, and his name is Witherslywoo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 11 hours ago, Decimus said: There's a worm at the bottom of the garden, and his name is Witherslywoo. @Decimus, if you weren't such a lazy, no hope civil servant, you would see the opportunity for making mega-bucks in writing a childrens book titled Witherslywoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 On 09/11/2022 at 19:08, Sid said: Its always nice to hear from you Prof. On 09/11/2022 at 19:23, ProfB said: Ta Sidders. Christ, you'll be comparing cock sizes soon. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: Christ, you'll be comparing cock sizes soon. Not as big as your mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 11, 2022 Report Share Posted November 11, 2022 On 09/11/2022 at 18:55, ProfB said: Yes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soggy_biscuit Soggy biscuit (also known as ookie cookie, limp biscuit, wet biscuit, shoot the cookie, jizzcuit, or cum on a cookie) is a male group masturbation activity in which the participants stand around a biscuit (UK) or cookie (US) masturbating and ejaculating onto it; the last person to do so must eat the biscuit. Additionally, a participant who fails to hit the biscuit when he ejaculates must then eat it.[1] The game is reportedly played by adolescents, notably in the United Kingdom, the United States, and Australia. In Australia, it is also known as soggy SAO after the SAObrand of biscuits that are popular there.[2] YIKES, blokes do some funny things? Women do much weirder things. Some of them buy electric plastic willies that have a little purple rabbit on the side. They stick them up their fannies and the rabbit headbutts their clitorious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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