Guest Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 I heard you. 3 desk rows over, but I swear I heard my name. You got something to say just fuckin say it to me you boring pea brained split arse CUNTS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 6 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: I heard you. 3 desk rows over, but I swear I heard my name. You got something to say just fuckin say it to me you boring pea brained split arse CUNTS. You on the lemo again, kid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 Probably talkling to HR about the weird little perv just over the way. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 8 hours ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: 3 desk rows over, Are you still at school? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 8 hours ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: I heard you. 3 desk rows over, but I swear I heard my name. I bet you also heard the words ‘stupid fucking cunt’ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Eddie said: I bet you also heard the words ‘stupid fucking cunt’ It was more likely to be something like "slimey little toad". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 Leave the lad alone. He was clearly smoking something heavy. I blame that cunt @Old Chap Raasclaat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 12 hours ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: I heard you. 3 desk rows over, but I swear I heard my name. You got something to say just fuckin say it to me you boring pea brained split arse CUNTS. Were the words, "that useless fucking cunt has left a coffee stain on my desk, can't we get a new cleaner rather than ____________*?"(insert your name here) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 5 hours ago, Eddie said: I bet you also heard the words ‘stupid fucking cunt’ Perhaps, perhaps not. I can't be sure they were talking about me but my paranoia took over. I think I may be schizophrenic Edward. Any suggestions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 2 hours ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: Perhaps, perhaps not. I can't be sure they were talking about me but my paranoia took over. I think I may be schizophrenic Edward. Any suggestions? If you have schizophrenia just think of all the friends you've made! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 4 hours ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: Perhaps, perhaps not. I can't be sure they were talking about me but my paranoia took over. I think I may be schizophrenic Edward. Any suggestions? Out of all the voices, listen closely to the one telling you to follow Frank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 9 minutes ago, Eddie said: Out of all the voices, listen closely to the one telling you to following Frank. Perhaps he could follow him to his local Eddie, and furtively take a photo of him standing at the bar. Then post the photo on here. But I suspect Suburbanite may not be quite enough of a cunt to pull that one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 40 minutes ago, Eddie said: Out of all the voices, listen closely to the one telling you to follow Frank. He's dead I'm afraid, I've already descecrated his corpse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 11 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: He's dead That’s my point… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 1 minute ago, Eddie said: That’s my point… What point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 Fucking hell 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 4 hours ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: Perhaps, perhaps not. I can't be sure they were talking about me but my paranoia took over. I think I may be schizophrenic Edward. Any suggestions? Kill yourself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fucking hell I think that he's in meltdown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 4 minutes ago, Bubba said: Kill yourself. Do you like Whiskas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 1 minute ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: Do you like Whiskas? Serious question, are you actually retarded? Because I don't like taking the piss out of the disabled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 1 minute ago, scotty said: Serious question, are you actually retarded? Because I don't like taking the piss out of the disabled. What do you mean by 'retarded'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 1 minute ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: What do you mean by 'retarded'? That's a yes, then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 6 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: I think that he's in meltdown. Best insert some three metre cadmium rods into one (or more) of his orifices. Then seal the cunt under a billion tones of concrete, just to be sure. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 1 minute ago, scotty said: That's a yes, then. Sorry, I don't understand. Care to elaborate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 1 minute ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: Care to elaborate? No, you're fine pal. 👍👍👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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