Victor Lewis-Smith

[King Billy]

33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

If you don’t laugh at Bob Monkhouse or Dave Allen, there’s something wrong with you.

I’ve always found dead people funny.

[Neil]

"How's his health these days?"

[Witheredscrote]

13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

There aren’t any new jokes. Comedy has been cancelled in favour of victimhood. Have another oldie.

A little boy walks in on his mum getting changed. He asks…

”mummy, what’s that between your legs?”

”errm.. it’s where daddy accidentally hit me with an axe.”

”Fuckin hell! He got you right in the cunt!”

Little boy 'Mummy, why is that prawn hanging between grannies legs?'

Mummy  'that isn't a prawn darling, it's her clitoris'

Little Boy  'well it tastes like a prawn'

[scotty]

3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Little boy 'Mummy, why is that prawn hanging between grannies legs?'

Mummy  'that isn't a prawn darling, it's her clitoris'

Little Boy  'well it tastes like a prawn'

For fucksake, Scrotes 🤢

[Eric Cuntman]

10 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Little boy 'Mummy, why is that prawn hanging between grannies legs?'

Mummy  'that isn't a prawn darling, it's her clitoris'

Little Boy  'well it tastes like a prawn'

You disgusting fucking cunt.

[Eric Cuntman]

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

You disgusting fucking cunt.

Yeah yeah I know. That’s what the little boy said.

[Witheredscrote]

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You disgusting fucking cunt.

Says the man who discovered the haddock sluice.

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You disgusting fucking cunt.

My Dr said to me "You know Mr Cassidy I had a patient in here who had a clitoris like a pickled gherkin"

"That's not unusual" I said "they come in all sizes"

And he said "I wasn't referring to the size I was referring to the flavour"

John Cassidy- The black and white of it  c1985

 

Dr

[King Billy]

13 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Little boy 'Mummy, why is that prawn hanging between grannies legs?'

Mummy  'that isn't a prawn darling, it's her clitoris'

Little Boy  'well it tastes like a prawn'

Why would these snail chewing degenerates be conversing in English, rather than their native  ‘ooh la la’ tongue Withers? Just asking, you Continental cunt.