camberwell gypsy Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-63943475 Anybody remember him? One funny, cutting bastard. Used to phone celebrities and wind them up. A real cunt's cunt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-63943475 Anybody remember him? One funny, cutting bastard. Used to phone celebrities and wind them up. A real cunt's cunt. Can't say I do CG, glad he's dead though. Merry Christmas. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 31 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-63943475 Anybody remember him? One funny, cutting bastard. Used to phone celebrities and wind them up. A real cunt's cunt. Yes I do remember him, and a very entertaining man. Great pity he died in Bruges though. It must have been very embarrassing for his family. I mean, fucking Belgium? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-63943475 Anybody remember him? One funny, cutting bastard. Used to phone celebrities and wind them up. A real cunt's cunt. Charlie Brooker without the lucky breaks and the Hollywood agent. A deeply funny man. I remember his TV reviews in particular. By all accounts, he had a bloody good time along the way. Chapeau, Vic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 "Babylon, and ting" I remember the guy was funny, but that's all I can remember him saying. Too much alcohol and cannabis has passed under my bridge since then. I need to revisit his works. Thanks for the reminder. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 Lewis-Smith on Andrew Lloyd Webber… There were those who considered him a plug-ugly third rate tunesmith making a fortune from ripping off the classics. His critics, however, were less kind. Quality. 😄😄 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 45 minutes ago, scotty said: Lewis-Smith on Andrew Lloyd Webber… There were those who considered him a plug-ugly third rate tunesmith making a fortune from ripping off the classics. His critics, however, were less kind. Quality. 😄😄 Mike Smith- 'Living proof of the need for ejector seats in helicopters' 'The Beatles are dying in the wrong order'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 47 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Mike Smith- 'Living proof of the need for ejector seats in helicopters' 'The Beatles are dying in the wrong order'. What have Sarah Greene’s legs, and Sarah Greene’s cunt got in common? They’ve both been fucked by Mike Smith’s chopper. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: What have Sarah Greene’s legs, and Sarah Greene’s cunt got in common? They’ve both been fucked by Mike Smith’s chopper. Yellow card, Eric. On 18/01/2022 at 04:47, Eric Cuntman said: I'd shag her. Or I would have done 10 years ago. Bit of a Sarah Greene thing about her. Q) what's the similarity between Sarah Greene's legs, and Sarah Greene's cunt? A) They've both been fucked by Mike Smith's chopper. There are earlier examples of this gag about the place, too. It’s becoming an annual treat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 6 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Yellow card, Eric. There are earlier examples of this gag about the place, too. It’s becoming an annual treat. There aren’t any new jokes. Comedy has been cancelled in favour of victimhood. Have another oldie. A little boy walks in on his mum getting changed. He asks… ”mummy, what’s that between your legs?” ”errm.. it’s where daddy accidentally hit me with an axe.” ”Fuckin hell! He got you right in the cunt!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: There aren’t any new jokes. Comedy has been cancelled in favour of victimhood. Have another oldie. A little boy walks in on his mum getting changed. He asks… ”mummy, what’s that between your legs?” ”errm.. it’s where daddy accidentally hit me with an axe.” ”Fuckin hell! He got you right in the cunt!” Are you Chubby Brown in disguise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 26 minutes ago, cunt said: Are you Chubby Brown in disguise? Not in disguise. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 1 hour ago, cunt said: Are you Chubby Brown in disguise? I'm not having that said about my friend here, Eric "Bernard Manning" Cuntman. 😡😡 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 Just now, scotty said: I'm not having that said about my friend here, Eric "Bernard Manning" Cuntman. 😡😡 My two favourite comedians? There’s one⬆️, the other also has the initials BM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: My two favourite comedians? There’s one⬆️, the other also has the initials BM. I never found Barry Manilow particularly amusing, tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 3 minutes ago, scotty said: I never found Barry Manilow particularly amusing, tbh. It ain’t Ben Miller either. That cunt was funny for about 10 minutes in the 90s with ‘The Chav Pilots’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 57 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: My two favourite comedians? There’s one⬆️, the other also has the initials BM. Bob Monkhouse 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 47 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bob Monkhouse Yep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Meatus Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 VLS used to be funny when he was allowed to say stuff like "Cheryl Baker could suck the colour out of a marble"....or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bob Monkhouse People laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They aren't laughing now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meet Uncle Monty Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 That leftist, dystopian bullshit of the Mirror that starts to grate - fuck VLS and the annoying Orb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 1 hour ago, scotty said: People laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They aren't laughing now. “I don’t have much luck with holidays. 5 years ago, a fortnight in Florida, my wife gets pregnant. 2 years ago, a week in Portugal, she gets pregnant again… in future, I think I’ll take her on holiday with me.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yep. If it please the House, I would like to draw your attention to the remarks made on this subject by the Right Honourable Member for Little Strangling.. On 20/01/2019 at 07:48, Neil said: I've been watching the shit cunt for half an hour now and I'm still waiting for a laugh...as unfunny as Ken Dodd and as false as James Cordon.What a horrible cunt he was Or indeed the more recent contribution by the Right Honourable Member for Upper Haunting… On 27/08/2022 at 03:40, Decimus said: I don't want to see you round here again until you've ditched the Bob Monkhouse big book of jokes. Copies are available in the Members Library. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 13 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: If it please the House, I would like to draw your attention to the remarks made on this subject by the Right Honourable Member for Little Strangling.. Or indeed the more recent contribution by the Right Honourable Member for Upper Haunting… Copies are available in the Members Library. If you don’t laugh at Bob Monkhouse or Dave Allen, there’s something wrong with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you don’t laugh at Bob Monkhouse or Dave Allen, there’s something wrong with you. Quite. Where do you stand on Dave Chapelle, Eric? He’s coming to Perth in February and I’m in two minds. Oh, and when I said “stand on Dave Chapelle” the answer isn’t “okay”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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