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31 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-63943475

Anybody remember him? One funny, cutting bastard. Used to phone celebrities and wind them up.  A real cunt's cunt. 

 

 

Yes I do remember him, and a very entertaining man. Great pity he died in Bruges though. It must have been very embarrassing for his family. I mean, fucking Belgium?

 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-63943475

Anybody remember him? One funny, cutting bastard. Used to phone celebrities and wind them up.  A real cunt's cunt. 

Charlie Brooker without the lucky breaks and the Hollywood agent. A deeply funny man. I remember his TV reviews in particular. By all accounts, he had a bloody good time along the way. 

Chapeau, Vic. 

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45 minutes ago, scotty said:

Lewis-Smith on Andrew Lloyd Webber…

There were those who considered him a plug-ugly third rate tunesmith making a fortune from ripping off the classics. His critics, however, were less kind.

 

Quality. 😄😄

Mike Smith- 'Living proof of the need for ejector seats in helicopters'

'The Beatles are dying in the wrong order'.

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11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

What have Sarah Greene’s legs, and Sarah Greene’s cunt got in common?

They’ve both been fucked by Mike Smith’s chopper. 

Yellow card, Eric. 

On 18/01/2022 at 04:47, Eric Cuntman said:

I'd shag her. Or I would have done 10 years ago. Bit of a Sarah Greene thing about her.

Q) what's the similarity between Sarah Greene's legs, and Sarah Greene's cunt?

A) They've both been fucked by Mike Smith's chopper.

There are earlier examples of this gag about the place, too. It’s becoming an annual treat. 

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6 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Yellow card, Eric. 

There are earlier examples of this gag about the place, too. It’s becoming an annual treat. 

There aren’t any new jokes. Comedy has been cancelled in favour of victimhood. Have another oldie.

A little boy walks in on his mum getting changed. He asks…

mummy, what’s that between your legs?”

”errm.. it’s where daddy accidentally hit me with an axe.”

”Fuckin hell! He got you right in the cunt!”

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29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

There aren’t any new jokes. Comedy has been cancelled in favour of victimhood. Have another oldie.

A little boy walks in on his mum getting changed. He asks…

mummy, what’s that between your legs?”

”errm.. it’s where daddy accidentally hit me with an axe.”

”Fuckin hell! He got you right in the cunt!”

Are you Chubby Brown in disguise?

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1 hour ago, scotty said:

People laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian.

They aren't laughing now.

“I don’t have much luck with holidays. 5 years ago, a fortnight in Florida, my wife gets pregnant. 2 years ago, a week in Portugal, she gets pregnant again… in future, I think I’ll take her on holiday with me.”

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2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Yep.

If it please the House, I would like to draw your attention to the remarks made on this subject by the Right Honourable Member for Little Strangling..

On 20/01/2019 at 07:48, Neil said:

I've been watching the shit cunt for half an hour now and I'm still waiting for a laugh...as unfunny as Ken Dodd and as false as James Cordon.What a horrible cunt he was

Or indeed the more recent contribution by the Right Honourable Member for Upper Haunting…

On 27/08/2022 at 03:40, Decimus said:

I don't want to see you round here again until you've ditched the Bob Monkhouse big book of jokes.

Copies are available in the Members Library. 

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13 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

If it please the House, I would like to draw your attention to the remarks made on this subject by the Right Honourable Member for Little Strangling..

Or indeed the more recent contribution by the Right Honourable Member for Upper Haunting…

Copies are available in the Members Library. 

If you don’t laugh at Bob Monkhouse or Dave Allen, there’s something wrong with you.

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5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

If you don’t laugh at Bob Monkhouse or Dave Allen, there’s something wrong with you.

Quite. Where do you stand on Dave Chapelle, Eric? He’s coming to Perth in February and I’m in two minds. 

Oh, and when I said “stand on Dave Chapelle” the answer isn’t “okay”. 

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