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'She' raped two women,this bloke is going to be fucked!


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Still not sure if he/she/It knows exactly what it wants to be but one thing for sure is that its arsehole will soon be looking like a stamped on blood orange. Hopefully it will bleed out from a prolapsed ring piece by the time Big Jock McTavish has finished with it.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-64413242

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2 hours ago, Neil said:

Still not sure if he/she/It knows exactly what it wants to be but one thing for sure is that its arsehole will soon be looking like a stamped on blood orange. Hopefully it will bleed out from a prolapsed ring piece by the time Big Jock McTavish has finished with it.

Only if Big Jock can get himself transferred to the wimmins nick where this freak has been sent to. Hopefully the birds in there will serve the cunt his severed cock on a plate for lunch with a broom handle rammed up his star for pudding.

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11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I wonder if there’s room for a phosphorus grenade up it’s new cunt.

There’s only one member on here who knows the answer to that and he seems to be keeping out of this nom, unlike every other nom which he pokes his huge appendage into  willy nilly. You know who you are.

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2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

It any of you read the article properly you would have realised that he has not had surgery so he is still fully equipped. It was simply a ploy to get snt to a womens prison.

If you had read my post properly, you would realise that I care not for its surgical status and merely want it dead. Fuck off.

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17 hours ago, King Billy said:

Only if Big Jock can get himself transferred to the wimmins nick where this freak has been sent to. Hopefully the birds in there will serve the cunt his severed cock on a plate for lunch with a broom handle rammed up his star for pudding.

He's in a men's prison now. I bet he'll be popular on the nonce wing.

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21 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

I imagine the ladies would be more ""imaginative" in their treatment of it.

A few years ago, the local wimmin's rugby team made quite a mess of a known sex-pest. I was impressed, they were much better at that than playing rugby.

You can’t beat a steaming jug of ballistic syrup in the face. An often overlooked finishing touch, is to scrape the face against a brick wall while the skin’s all loose and floppy.

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1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

KingBilly can let him have his as I think he uses Autosol and a lint free cloth to clean 'his' teeth now.

I brush my gleaming, perfectly arranged and very expensive Hampsteads twice a day with a Phillips Sonicare (also very expensive) electric toothbrush. Followed by 30 seconds with my rechargeable water flosser, then a good swirl of Corsodyl mouthwash (very expensive compared to most mouthwashes).

I can’t even imagine what type of scrubbing brush and which brand of industrial mould remover you attempt to brighten up your cracked and discoloured tombstones with? (If at all).

 

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53 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I brush my gleaming, perfectly arranged and very expensive Hampsteads twice a day with a Phillips Sonicare (also very expensive) electric toothbrush. Followed by 30 seconds with my rechargeable water flosser, then a good swirl of Corsodyl mouthwash (very expensive compared to most mouthwashes).

I can’t even imagine what type of scrubbing brush and which brand of industrial mould remover you attempt to brighten up your cracked and discoloured tombstones with? (If at all).

 

How are the Magnificent Magyar Molars, Billy? Are you confident with peanut brittle yet?

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13 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

How are the Magnificent Magyar Molars, Billy? Are you confident with peanut brittle yet?

Tbh DC, they’ve exceeded all my expectations but magnificent as they undoubtedly are I can foresee some major difficulties with her indoors soon. God bless her and I do sort of love her, but her railings which are perfectly straight and been meticulously looked after by her for the last 33 years are really starting to disgust me when I compare them to my beauties. She keeps asking me why I only want to fuck her doggy style nowadays and why I keep looking away when she speaks to me. 
Do you think I should suggest to her that maybe she should get a job and save up for a set of Budapest beauties before I start looking for someone else?

I just don’t know. It’s a tough one.

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13 hours ago, King Billy said:

Tbh DC, they’ve exceeded all my expectations but magnificent as they undoubtedly are I can foresee some major difficulties with her indoors soon. God bless her and I do sort of love her, but her railings which are perfectly straight and been meticulously looked after by her for the last 33 years are really starting to disgust me when I compare them to my beauties. She keeps asking me why I only want to fuck her doggy style nowadays and why I keep looking away when she speaks to me. 
Do you think I should suggest to her that maybe she should get a job and save up for a set of Budapest beauties before I start looking for someone else?

I just don’t know. It’s a tough one.

Get tactical. Punch her’s out and she’ll have no choice. It worked for me, just before the divorce.

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9 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Get tactical. Punch her’s out and she’ll have no choice. It worked for me, just before the divorce.

Perhaps when she’s saved enough money up, but having to make love to a toothless woman 5 or 6 times a night  until then, might be the straw that breaks the camels back for us. I think a payday loan or failing that a loan shark could be the only answer to her current difficulties if she’s to have a realistic chance of keeping me.

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