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These are my current top nominees assuming their birth gender and no identifying bollox despite many being Fags

MALE:

Tom Daley
Lenny Henry
Rob Beckett
Rylan Clarke
Joe Swash
Prince Harry
Gary Lineker
Gareth Thomas
Eddie Izzard
Russell Brand
Alan Davies
Josh Widdicombe
Michael Barrymore
Jonathan Ross
Vernon Kay
James Cordon
Chris Packham
Robbie Williams
Anthony McPartlin

Bob Geldoff

FEMALE:

Stacey Dooley
Stacey Solomon
Steph Mcgovern
Megan Markle
Susan Calman
Adele
Alison Hammond
Scarlett Moffatt
Helen Skelton
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5 minutes ago, 6464 said:

These are my current top nominees assuming their birth gender and no identifying bollox despite many being Fags

MALE:

Tom Daley
Lenny Henry
Rob Beckett
Rylan Clarke
Joe Swash
Prince Harry
Gary Lineker
Gareth Thomas
Eddie Izzard
Russell Brand
Alan Davies
Josh Widdicombe
Michael Barrymore
Jonathan Ross
Vernon Kay
James Cordon
Chris Packham
Robbie Williams
Anthony McPartlin

Bob Geldoff

FEMALE:

Stacey Dooley
Stacey Solomon
Steph Mcgovern
Megan Markle
Susan Calman
Adele
Alison Hammond
Scarlett Moffatt
Helen Skelton

If you’d added your name to the list I’d have given this a like so just fuck off in-lieu.

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24 minutes ago, 6464 said:

These are my current top nominees assuming their birth gender and no identifying bollox despite many being Fags

MALE:

Tom Daley
Lenny Henry
Rob Beckett
Rylan Clarke
Joe Swash
Prince Harry
Gary Lineker
Gareth Thomas
Eddie Izzard
Russell Brand
Alan Davies
Josh Widdicombe
Michael Barrymore
Jonathan Ross
Vernon Kay
James Cordon
Chris Packham
Robbie Williams
Anthony McPartlin

Bob Geldoff

FEMALE:

Stacey Dooley
Stacey Solomon
Steph Mcgovern
Megan Markle
Susan Calman
Adele
Alison Hammond
Scarlett Moffatt
Helen Skelton

A bit basic for a cunting but a comprehensive hate list I’d be pleased to hand over to a deranged tower sniper. 
Are you related to THX-1138?

 

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27 minutes ago, 6464 said:

These are my current top nominees assuming their birth gender and no identifying bollox despite many being Fags

MALE:

Tom Daley
Lenny Henry
Rob Beckett
Rylan Clarke
Joe Swash
Prince Harry
Gary Lineker
Gareth Thomas
Eddie Izzard
Russell Brand
Alan Davies
Josh Widdicombe
Michael Barrymore
Jonathan Ross
Vernon Kay
James Cordon
Chris Packham
Robbie Williams
Anthony McPartlin

Bob Geldoff

FEMALE:

Stacey Dooley
Stacey Solomon
Steph Mcgovern
Megan Markle
Susan Calman
Adele
Alison Hammond
Scarlett Moffatt
Helen Skelton

Fascinating. Thanks for sharing.

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19 minutes ago, King Billy said:

If you’d added your name to the list I’d have given this a like so just fuck off in-lieu.

He’s got potential. Did you see the way he last-minuted Helen Skelton? Probably because it’s sort of shaggable but still too stupid a cunt to be excused from the list. I reckon that 5678 might be a deep thinker. Or not.

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1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said:

Can't be worse than 5302.

Sean was a genuinely stupid fucking cunt. I remember his claim to be a technical director for VW. Roops and yourself then found some of his posts on a VW enthusiast website, asking for advice on the ignition timing for a ‘95 Golf. 

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3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

He’s got potential. Did you see the way he last-minuted Helen Skelton? Probably because it’s sort of shaggable but still too stupid a cunt to be excused from the list. I reckon that 5678 might be a deep thinker. Or not.

He’s got fenian written all over him but tbf I’ve been wrong about things occasionally in the past so maybe just have his toes off with the boltcutters for now.

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19 hours ago, 6464 said:

These are my current top nominees assuming their birth gender and no identifying bollox despite many being Fags

MALE:

Tom Daley
Lenny Henry
Rob Beckett
Rylan Clarke
Joe Swash
Prince Harry
Gary Lineker
Gareth Thomas
Eddie Izzard
Russell Brand
Alan Davies
Josh Widdicombe
Michael Barrymore
Jonathan Ross
Vernon Kay
James Cordon
Chris Packham
Robbie Williams
Anthony McPartlin

Bob Geldoff

FEMALE:

Stacey Dooley
Stacey Solomon
Steph Mcgovern
Megan Markle
Susan Calman
Adele
Alison Hammond
Scarlett Moffatt
Helen Skelton

Have a like, 6464. You're clearly an idiot, but this was bold and brave – something that's been missing here for a while.

Are there fewer females in your list because Adele is taking up too much room? And where the fuck is Bonio? This list is incomplete, of course, without Jeremy Vine.

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1 hour ago, Mike Hunt said:

What's your issue with Gareth Thomas? He was alright in Blake's 7 and with the minute budget it was given you can hardly accuse him of being overpaid.  Plus he's dead.

You rotten cunt Mike. You’ve just made me think of Jacqueline Pearce and now I’m going to rip my cock off.

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2 hours ago, Mike Hunt said:

Lesley Ash was gorgeous once, but now she just reminds me of fish and not in the mucky gusset way either.

Now there's an example of someone who was naturally hot and didn't need to change a thing. What a shame she rearranged her face before her husband did, on several occasions. She would have matured like a lovely bottle of wine, the poor lass.

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