King Billy Posted May 4, 2023 Report Share Posted May 4, 2023 13 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Portadown is experiencing some interesting shifts in its voter demographics isnt it bally baby..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY It’s gone to the dogs since the King Rat glory days. But at least he had a good lunch and wasn’t covered in his own shit when he unexpectedly passed away in Long Kesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 5, 2023 Report Share Posted May 5, 2023 Less marchin n more fukkin will see y'all right..probably..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 5, 2023 Report Share Posted May 5, 2023 18 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Less marchin n more fukkin will see y'all right..probably..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY You’ve still not answered my question about the legislation which will shortly criminalise you for having an opinion about anything ever in history. Is this the Free State you’ve all dreamed of while sat around in the pub getting pissed and singing along to some cunt playing the fiddle for a hundred years now? All you have to do is say sorry and ask us to come back. I’m sure we might be able to come to some agreement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 5, 2023 Report Share Posted May 5, 2023 On 30/04/2023 at 05:45, Last Cunt Standing said: Well, just under a week to go until jug ears and his bitch get to float about London in their Gold carriage waving at the soft-minded wankers in their TK Maxx anoraks who’ll line up dutifully in the rain to kiss his ring. What’s the bill running at currently? £100m? £150m? We are told the coming ceremony will be fit for the modern age, which according to the TV news piece I’ve just seen, includes some dotty old Dorises’ hand-embroidered anointing screen, strict quotas on “minority representation”, and Floella Fucking Benjamin processing as Keeper of the Royal Teddy. What a Country. Much amusement here though, at the notion that the Peoples of The Commonwealth will be encouraged to join their British cousins in standing in their living rooms and loudly pledging allegiance to His Royal Jugness. Fuck that, was pretty much the tone of the Newscaster, stifling giggles. I imagine he speaks for many. I’ve never been more grateful to have Saturday night Dinner plans. Enjoy the show, Serfs. https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/in-a-land-far-far-away-a-silly-ritual-will-hand-us-our-new-king-and-queen-20230426-p5d3c9.html https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/apr/29/public-invited-to-swear-their-allegiance-as-king-is-crowned The posh cunt has dreamed of this day his entire life - much like a little girl planning her dream wedding. Thank fuck he'll be dead soon anyway and I imagine even the most gullible, flag waving spackers will struggle to look kindly upon another expensive Royal Wank Fest in the near future. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 5, 2023 Report Share Posted May 5, 2023 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: The posh cunt has dreamed of this day his entire life - much like a little girl planning her dream wedding. Thank fuck he'll be dead soon anyway and I imagine even the most gullible, flag waving spackers will struggle to look kindly upon another expensive Royal Wank Fest in the near future. I hope there’s cameras running when his hands eventually explode. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 5, 2023 Report Share Posted May 5, 2023 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Roadkill said: The posh cunt has dreamed of this day his entire life - much like a little girl planning her dream wedding. Thank fuck he'll be dead soon anyway and I imagine even the most gullible, flag waving spackers will struggle to look kindly upon another expensive Royal Wank Fest in the near future. Sour grapes. If one of your coal mines had landed on a school, you’d have got regular royal visits too. Edited May 5, 2023 by Eric Cuntman Fucking hell Eric. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 5, 2023 Report Share Posted May 5, 2023 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sour grapes. If one of your coal mines had landed on a school, you’d have got regular royal visits too. That was in Wales and therefore fucking hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 5, 2023 Report Share Posted May 5, 2023 9 minutes ago, Roadkill said: That was in Wales and therefore fucking hilarious. You said that. I didn’t say that.😳 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 5, 2023 Report Share Posted May 5, 2023 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: You said that. I didn’t say that.😳 It's like them Mackem kids in the 1800s stampeding each other in a theatre to get to some sweets. Some cunts are destined for the mines, some cunts are destined to fight in public over Mars Bars and sometimes destiny calls early. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 5, 2023 Report Share Posted May 5, 2023 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: It's like them Mackem kids in the 1800s stampeding each other in a theatre to get to some sweets. Some cunts are destined for the mines, some cunts are destined to fight in public over Mars Bars and sometimes destiny calls early. Sunderland almost became respectable in the late 70s when the Japanese invaded it and forced them all to do karate in the mornings and build cars. Blidge Over The Liver Tyne. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 5 hours ago, King Billy said: You’ve still not answered my question about the legislation which will shortly criminalise you for having an opinion about anything ever in history. Is this the Free State you’ve all dreamed of while sat around in the pub getting pissed and singing along to some cunt playing the fiddle for a hundred years now? All you have to do is say sorry and ask us to come back. I’m sure we might be able to come to some agreement. Whats this new bit of law stoppin me doin bally UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 The Coronation starts today. Those who oppose it or wish to protest should be deported to Syria, Iran or Iraq. Get stuffed. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 43 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: The Coronation starts today. Those who oppose it or wish to protest should be deported to Syria, Iran or Iraq. Get stuffed. Didn't you say that you once played golf with Prince Andrew? Is that where you got that famous quote that saw you banned for over a year- "Everyone has slept with someone underage". Lol Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Didn't you say that you once played golf with Prince Andrew? Is that where you got that famous quote that saw you banned for over a year- "Everyone has slept with someone underage". Lol Fuck off. Deco I feel you should know that Miriam Margolis has been giving me the horn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: The Coronation starts today. Those who oppose it or wish to protest should be deported to Syria, Iran or Iraq. Get stuffed. I thought that the coronationvirus thing was over and done with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 7 hours ago, Decimus said: Didn't you say that you once played golf with Prince Andrew? Is that where you got that famous quote that saw you banned for over a year- "Everyone has slept with someone underage". Lol Fuck off. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 19 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Reported. They were your words, not mine. How does it feel that I got you locked up for well over a year for saying it? I'll tell you how it makes me feel, fucking marvelous. Lolololol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 18 minutes ago, Decimus said: They were your words, not mine. How does it feel that I got you locked up for well over a year for saying it? I'll tell you how it makes me feel, fucking marvelous. Lolololol. But I’m here now and you’re still lower middle class, can’t get into a semi-respectable golf club and you have AIDS…. lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 Couldn't give a fuck about any of this shit. I feel the monarchy is on its way out,Queenie croaking it was the beginning of the end. I'd start a political party called Apathy UK if I could be arsed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 10 minutes ago, Neil said: Couldn't give a fuck about any of this shit. I feel the monarchy is on its way out,Queenie croaking it was the beginning of the end. I'd start a political party called Apathy UK if I could be arsed. If you don’t like it here fuck off somewhere where there’s no monarchy…like Afghanistan where you can also interfere with the mountain goats 🐐 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 20 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: But I’m here now and you’re still lower middle class, can’t get into a semi-respectable golf club and you have AIDS…. lol. Why not just ignore the gimp? He's a wasteman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: If you don’t like it here fuck off somewhere where there’s no monarchy…like Afghanistan where you can also interfere with the mountain goats 🐐 The only good thing about our Monarchy is that we finally have a our very own Qilf, Kate would get it right in the bumhole. Elisabeth Vagina and all that. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I hope there’s cameras running when his hands eventually explode. Bangers. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 2 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Why not just ignore the gimp? He's a wasteman. If ever there was a case of birds of a feather flocking together...Astonishing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 15 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Whats this new bit of law stoppin me doin bally UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY I was going to suggest you read it and think about the implications of your government legislating what you may and may not have an opinion on, but I now realise that that won’t actually affect you, having felt the need to ask the question. As you were Dumbo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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