Earl of Punkape Posted May 4, 2023 Report Share Posted May 4, 2023 A very concerning rise in the number of cunts catching measles in the UK has been reported by health officials. The virus spreads incredibly easily and a fall in vaccination rates is leaving more children vulnerable to infection. There were 54 cases of measles in the whole of last year. However, there have already been 49 in the first four months of 2023 and the obvious mode of transmission is illegal migration.Illegal migrants are also riddled with Venereal diseases Ebola and Leprosy. The main symptoms of measles are a fever and a nasty rash with cunts covered in spots. However it can cause more serious complications including meningitis, diarrhoea and an infection can be fatal. Stop the boats. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 4, 2023 Report Share Posted May 4, 2023 16 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: A very concerning rise in the number of cunts catching measles in the UK has been reported by health officials. The virus spreads incredibly easily and a fall in vaccination rates is leaving more children vulnerable to infection. There were 54 cases of measles in the whole of last year. However, there have already been 49 in the first four months of 2023 and the obvious mode of transmission is illegal migration.Illegal migrants are also riddled with Venereal diseases Ebola and Leprosy. The main symptoms of measles are a fever and a nasty rash with cunts covered in spots. However it can cause more serious complications including meningitis, diarrhoea and an infection can be fatal. Stop the boats. One of the major reasons measles vaccine rates have dropped, particularly in what we used to call the Third World, is the promotion of the idea that these vaccines are antithetical because they were developed in foetal cell lines from abortions in the 1960’s. Despite a 2005 ruling from The Vatican, the idea has proved hard to dispel from some of the nuttier elements of your Church. Illegal migrants might be riddled the Venereal disease (of which Ebola and Leprosy aren’t) but the most effective way to prevent the spread of VD is the use of condoms. We all know your lot’s track record there. Stop The Church. It’s killing people. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2023 17 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: One of the major reasons measles vaccine rates have dropped, particularly in what we used to call the Third World, is the promotion of the idea that these vaccines are antithetical because they were developed in foetal cell lines from abortions in the 1960’s. Despite a 2005 ruling from The Vatican, the idea has proved hard to dispel from some of the nuttier elements of your Church. Illegal migrants might be riddled the Venereal disease (of which Ebola and Leprosy aren’t) but the most effective way to prevent the spread of VD is the use of condoms. We all know your lot’s track record there. Stop The Church. It’s killing people. The most effective way of combating venereal disease is abstinence from sex unless you’re married. Practicing correct Christian doctrine will promote good sexual health, prevent abortions (murders) and leave people fitter to fight measles and atheist cunts with VD such as yourself. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 4, 2023 Report Share Posted May 4, 2023 26 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: The most effective way of combating venereal disease is abstinence from sex unless you’re married. Practicing correct Christian doctrine will promote good sexual health, prevent abortions (murders) and leave people fitter to fight measles and atheist cunts with VD such as yourself. Is to do what your lot do,sex up the arse. The church are masters at it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 4, 2023 Report Share Posted May 4, 2023 48 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: The most effective way of combating venereal disease is abstinence from sex unless you’re married. Practicing correct Christian doctrine will promote good sexual health, prevent abortions (murders) and leave people fitter to fight measles and atheist cunts with VD such as yourself. If my career was entirely representative, half your mates in the golf club will have had the clap while you shook hands with them. Very fond of runs to Bangkok and Amsterdam, the old Pringle sweater crowd. The other half have probably paid for a few abortions in their time, chasing young skirt round their offices. Yet you mix with such riff raff. Tut tut. Worse still you make a habit of getting on your knees, mouth agape, in front of a man in a dress who is no stranger to the GUM clinic. I know of one seminary in the UK that had a higher rate of gonorrhea than a Soho bath house. Stinking hypocrite Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 4, 2023 Report Share Posted May 4, 2023 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: A very concerning rise in the number of cunts catching measles in the UK has been reported by health officials. If I've understood your warped theology correctly, God created measles. God also created you. God has an awful fucking lot to answer for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2023 26 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: If my career was entirely representative, half your mates in the golf club will have had the clap while you shook hands with them. Very fond of runs to Bangkok and Amsterdam, the old Pringle sweater crowd. The other half have probably paid for a few abortions in their time, chasing young skirt round their offices. Yet you mix with such riff raff. Tut tut. Worse still you make a habit of getting on your knees, mouth agape, in front of a man in a dress who is no stranger to the GUM clinic. I know of one seminary in the UK that had a higher rate of gonorrhea than a Soho bath house. Stinking hypocrite Cunt. Pringle ? Mates ? You sound very lower/middle or working class. Pringle went from the golf world in the 80’s. I’m a member of several Golf clubs that you wouldn’t get into because you’re completely inappropriate. lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2023 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: If I've understood your warped theology correctly, God created measles. God also created you. God has an awful fucking lot to answer for. God also gave us the means to create vaccines and to fight against Stonewall and its perverse culture of nihilistic atheism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2023 58 minutes ago, Neil said: Is to do what your lot do,sex up the arse. The church are masters at it. I see you have been seduced by the antics of Stonewall conflating sexual perversion with the the identity of the Church. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 4, 2023 Report Share Posted May 4, 2023 18 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: If I've understood your warped theology correctly, God created measles. God also created you. God has an awful fucking lot to answer for. Yes, God created him by having a shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2023 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: Yes, God created him by having a shit. Ape has arrived…..how are you old bean ? Have you had anymore tattoos done recently? Why not cover yourself in some homemade napalm and incinerate the old tatts to make way for the new…. You can also become a Davros lookalike….. lol. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 4, 2023 Report Share Posted May 4, 2023 3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Stop the boats. I can imagine that it's causing you quite a fair bit of anxiety. Have you considered taking any precautions? Such as ceasing hanging around docks and ports with your arsehole hanging out like a sexually enraged baboon? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 4, 2023 Report Share Posted May 4, 2023 3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: The most effective way of combating venereal disease is abstinence from sex unless you’re married. So, let me get this straight, if you're married you can fuck as many slags as you like, and somehow you'll have immunity from VD? Seems like a fair trade-off to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 4, 2023 Report Share Posted May 4, 2023 5 hours ago, Neil said: Is to do what your lot do,sex up the arse. The church are masters at it. Although, on a positive note at least the sex up the arse would alleviate some of the diarrhoea symptoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 4, 2023 Report Share Posted May 4, 2023 That fucking god sky fairy has got a weird sense of humour, why couldn't he make the swarthy cunts get mumps instead of measles then at least there's a chance it might make the fuckers infertile and stop them producing more vermin fuckers. Stop the dinghies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 4, 2023 Report Share Posted May 4, 2023 4 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Yes, God created him by having a shit. Better than being created from a chocolate coloured spunk bubble. How does it feel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2023 7 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Although, on a positive note at least the sex up the arse would alleviate some of the diarrhoea symptoms. You could change your name by deed poll to Mr Turd-Compressor……if you haven’t already… Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 4, 2023 Report Share Posted May 4, 2023 23 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Although, on a positive note at least the sex up the arse would alleviate some of the diarrhoea symptoms. He’s once, 17 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: That fucking god sky fairy has got a weird sense of humour, why couldn't he make the swarthy cunts get mumps instead of measles then at least there's a chance it might make the fuckers infertile and stop them producing more vermin fuckers. Stop the dinghies. Twice, 16 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Better than being created from a chocolate coloured spunk bubble. How does it feel? Three times a dickhead. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2023 2 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: He’s once, Twice, Three times a dickhead. Evening Ape. Tell us about your Tattoos you festering lump of regurgitated Warthog scrotum… lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 4, 2023 Report Share Posted May 4, 2023 7 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Evening Ape. Tell us about your Tattoos you festering lump of regurgitated Warthog scrotum… lol. I estimate two weeks before you post something that gets you banned again, you stupid little shit-weasel. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 4, 2023 Report Share Posted May 4, 2023 28 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Evening Ape. Tell us about your Tattoos you festering lump of regurgitated Warthog scrotum… lol. It wouldn't surprise me if he's got a tattoo of Budgie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 4, 2023 Report Share Posted May 4, 2023 2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: It wouldn't surprise me if he's got a tattoo of Budgie. Why would he want a tattoo of Adam Faith? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 5, 2023 Report Share Posted May 5, 2023 3 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I estimate two weeks before you post something that gets you banned again, you stupid little shit-weasel. Generous. A dog with no nose can smell it happening. @and? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 5, 2023 Report Share Posted May 5, 2023 3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Evening Ape. Tell us about your Tattoos you festering lump of regurgitated Warthog scrotum… lol. Temper your output. You’re like a newbie, thrashing about you stupid faux cunt. I’d like you to stay as at least you raise a grin but you know where you’re heading. Lol & fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 5, 2023 Report Share Posted May 5, 2023 7 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: It wouldn't surprise me if he's got a tattoo of Budgie. The cartoon helicopter that some ginger tart (not Roops) wrote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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