Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I see the organisers have told that little Action Man cunt Zalenskyy to fuck off Sorry sweetie, but camouflage-pants are so frightfully last-year dahling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 23 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I see the organisers have told that little Action Man cunt Zalenskyy to fuck off with his request to speak to the inbreds at the euroshitfest. Which is a shame because this may have upset the russky midget so much that he'll launch ICBM at the bin dipping shithole. This would have been good as it would have wiped the scousers off the face of the earth, exterminated the fucking freaks participating in the cuntfest and lastly, let Spurs into the champions league. Long live Russia You only say that because you know their type are superstitious about your lot and think you all have magical powers. Rasputgypps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: You only say that because you know their type are superstitious about your lot and think you all have magical powers. Rasputgypps. I don't think spurs fans have magical powers. I can't speak for the kikes however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 13, 2023 Report Share Posted May 13, 2023 11 hours ago, Shitpipe Sid said: At least this week she wasn't the only one with her hair matted with spunk. All part of the pin-selling business, Sidney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 13, 2023 Report Share Posted May 13, 2023 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: All part of the pin-selling business, Sidney. Yeah right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 13, 2023 Report Share Posted May 13, 2023 On 12/05/2023 at 10:17, colonelkurtz said: What an absolute shower [©Terry Thomas] the BBC are . The complete absence of any information about their world famous EU song singing reality show is a national disgrace ! Is this what we pay our licence for ! When is it on .. where is it taking place .. is antanddec or that fit lass off the Peroni advert in it ? There's never ever a single mention of it on either the telly channels or poptastic radio stations . It doesn't even get a mention on 6 music ffs I will be writing to my MP when I find out who it is This is a disgrace. It isn't just the joyful congress of Europe's songsmiths that is ignored by the backward-looking and paternalistic MSM. Our nation's lady cricketers and footballing lesbians also toil in obscurity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 13, 2023 Report Share Posted May 13, 2023 17 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Our nation's lady cricketers and footballing lesbians also toil in obscurity. Must admit, Sticky-Wickets, Ball-tampering, and Infringements in the Box are always good TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 13, 2023 Report Share Posted May 13, 2023 57 minutes ago, Shitpipe Sid said: Must admit, Sticky-Wickets, Ball-tampering, and Infringements in the Box are always good TV. I once made some cant-hooks for Sticky Wicket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 13, 2023 Report Share Posted May 13, 2023 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I once made some cant-hooks for Sticky Wicket. Let's try and limit our postings to output requiring 10 brain-cells or more if you can. Otherwise it gets so mind-numbingly tedious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 13, 2023 Report Share Posted May 13, 2023 10 minutes ago, Shitpipe Sid said: Let's try and limit our postings to output requiring 10 brain-cells or more if you can. Otherwise it gets so mind-numbingly tedious. Well, it kept you amused for twenty minutes, working out which pronoun to use. Have you made a cant-hook recently? People don't seem to use them any more. Sticky's still playing, he's on tour with Van Morrison at the moment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 13, 2023 Report Share Posted May 13, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Have you made a cant-hook recently? People don't seem to use them any more. Sticky's still playing, he's on tour with Van Morrison at the moment. No. I haven't made a Cantilevered-hook, since my flighted stage-equipment normally has handles, wheels, and a dedicated road-crew. Nor had I ever come across a drummer called Sticky Wicket. No surprise there. I can't imagine what he would use one for, unless it's an extending one, used to fish girl's breasts out of their dresses mid-concert in the front row. But they do have one thing in common, cant-hooks and Sticky. Can you spot it? That's right... They're both crap. Edited May 13, 2023 by Shitpipe Sid Old tour-buses luggage compartments were quite deep , and drivers would use a cant-hook to fish-out luggage and instrument-cases from the back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 13, 2023 Report Share Posted May 13, 2023 My idea of Eurovision... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 13, 2023 Report Share Posted May 13, 2023 29 minutes ago, and said: My idea of Eurovision... My idea of what a frontal-lobotomy sounds like, you sad tone-deaf frog-loving piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 13, 2023 Report Share Posted May 13, 2023 49 minutes ago, Shitpipe Sid said: No. I haven't made a Cantilevered-hook, since my flighted stage-equipment normally has handles, wheels, and a dedicated road-crew. Nor had I ever come across a drummer called Sticky Wicket. No surprise there. I can't imagine what he would use one for, unless it's an extending one, used to fish girl's breasts out of their dresses mid-concert in the front row. But they do have one thing in common, cant-hooks and Sticky. Can you spot it? That's right... They're both crap. It all seems to make you quite cross though doesn't it? Did you get out of your cot on the wrong side this morning? Socks a bit uncomfortable? Cant hooks are used for moving/manipulating logs: as I mentioned, you don't see them often; here's a video of a bloke making one: What do you do on stage? Are you performing this evening?... In Liverpool? If your act goes badly, perhaps your road crew could use the handles to pull you off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 13, 2023 Report Share Posted May 13, 2023 What the fuck is this Chaka Demus & Screwdriver turnout? I’ve only just logged in today and here I’m confronted with what I thought was a ‘Snapchat’ conversation between Tulisa and Dappy. Fucking fairies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClitWestwood Posted May 13, 2023 Report Share Posted May 13, 2023 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What the fuck is this Chaka Demus & Screwdriver turnout? I’ve only just logged in today and here I’m confronted with what I thought was a ‘Snapchat’ conversation between Tulisa and Dappy. Fucking fairies. Are those two chavy cunts not dead yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 13, 2023 Report Share Posted May 13, 2023 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What the fuck is this Chaka Demus & Screwdriver turnout? I’ve only just logged in today and here I’m confronted with what I thought was a ‘Snapchat’ conversation between Tulisa and Dappy. Fucking fairies. That's more like it Eric. You might be a simple Essex-cunt, but you have standards. I can respect that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 13, 2023 Report Share Posted May 13, 2023 The only eurovision song neccessary: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 13, 2023 Report Share Posted May 13, 2023 33 minutes ago, Shitpipe Sid said: That's more like it Eric. You might be a simple Essex-cunt, but you have standards. I can respect that. You reminded me of Bill Stickers then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 13, 2023 Report Share Posted May 13, 2023 39 minutes ago, LastoftheMullets said: Are those two chavy cunts not dead yet? Now you’ve said it, I’m afraid to Google it in case they are still alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 13, 2023 Report Share Posted May 13, 2023 Just tuned into this shitfest to find that's its turned into a scouser arse lucking fest. They are all singing You'll never walk alone. I will fucking despair (after I've finished spewing up). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 13, 2023 Report Share Posted May 13, 2023 Anyone know who the drag act standing next to Norton is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted May 14, 2023 Report Share Posted May 14, 2023 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: What the fuck is this Chaka Demus & Screwdriver turnout? Fucking ridiculous name, should have been Uncle Remus & Pliers attached to teeth 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 14, 2023 Report Share Posted May 14, 2023 I see the UK entry has excelled again, what we fucking need is to work on a previous winning formula but with a modern twist which makes it look like that any cuntry who doesn't give us top marks is a bigoted cunt. A foursome of Sam Smith lookalikes called the Themerhood of Them should be a sure fire winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 14, 2023 Report Share Posted May 14, 2023 48 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I see the UK entry has excelled again, what we fucking need is to work on a previous winning formula but with a modern twist which makes it look like that any cuntry who doesn't give us top marks is a bigoted cunt. A foursome of Sam Smith lookalikes called the Themerhood of Them should be a sure fire winner. Its not the winning that matters .. ask @Ape™️ & @Wolfie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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