High Street Pharmacists

[Decimus]

4 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

You seem to know the pharmacy world…are you a drug addict?

Mind your fucking manners, he's a porter but also the proprietor of this site. In short, the last cunt you want to antagonise when you've got the ban hammer of Damocles dangling over your head after this morning's antics.

[King Billy]

54 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

 Careful now. Remember that she has that locator thing, MENSA membership, and an intimate knowledge of ferry timetables to Ireland. 🙄

The ointment was for her actually so I don’t think she’ll involve herself in this one .

[King Billy]

6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

To be fair, pharmacists are genuinely despicable, blagging fucking shitcunts that wield their given powers of ‘making the scum wait’ with such smug arrogance that they are more than deserving of being locked in a room with the @Rev, a selection of blunt carpentry tools and a cage full of ravenous chinchillas.

That’s why the MSM only ever report doctors, scientists, engineers, teachers and kiddie fiddlers, sorry I meant to say Islamic child care professionals arriving on ‘small boats’ (dinghy’s) in their thousands to culturally enrich our white supremacist, colonial, racist, hell hole of a country. Pharmacists never get a mention, the dirty bastards.

[Eric Cuntman]

3 minutes ago, King Billy said:

That’s why the MSM only ever report doctors, scientists, engineers, teachers and kiddie fiddlers, sorry I meant to say Islamic child care professionals arriving on ‘small boats’ (dinghy’s) in their thousands to culturally enrich our white supremacist, colonial, racist, hell hole of a country. Pharmacists never get a mention, the dirty bastards.

I would make a superb pharmacist. 
 “Good morning Mr Kahn, inflamed haemorrhoids? The Ralgex is over there..”

[Last Cunt Standing]

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I had to show an A&E cover nurse how to saline flush a PICC line once.
 The gay cunt checked it on YouTube and then admitted I was right.  I’ve got a few GCSEs. Inspires confidence doesn’t it.

Were you ever a combat medic, Eric? The combination of an intimate knowledge of the SA80 and the difference between Hartmann’s and normal saline is quite intriguing. I might even start calling you Hawkeye. 

[King Billy]

17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I would make a superb pharmacist. 
 “Good morning Mr Kahn, inflamed haemorrhoids? The Ralgex is over there..”

‘Good morning Mr Khan. My wife has been suffering from terrible morning sickness. What do you suggest?’

’Tell the fat cunt to stay in bed till lunchtime and not to worry  worry about the housework till later, as you’re going to the pub to meet another bird and won’t be back till she stops fucking whinging and phones you to apologise’.

[Last Cunt Standing]

1 hour ago, The Beast said:

I dunno Doc. The state of medicine in the average hospital pretty much fucks up the good work in Primary Care in not prescribing antibiotics. Every poor old bastard that turns up off the back of the yellow taxis is treated for an infection and gets a bucket load of multiple intravenous antibiotics. It's all sepsis.... apparently.

Well, quite. I’m afraid I once used some unprofessional language in a meeting when I was asked to defend the rate of oral ciprofloxacin use in a group of GP clinics to a Clinical Director who in her time as a Hospital Consultant gave every bugger IV Tazocin at the front door of A&E.  

[Dyslexic cnut]

11 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Were you ever a combat medic, Eric? The combination of an intimate knowledge of the SA80 and the difference between Hartmann’s and normal saline is quite intriguing. I might even start calling you Hawkeye. 

Once upon a time, I got paid to shoot spooks if that counts?

[Last Cunt Standing]

4 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I got into a tiff with the good Doc more than a year ago about quacks and thieving pharmacists. He was very defensive. Clearly he’s had a rethink or he’s got sun induced Alzheimer’s. Stupid Abo-fucking cunt.

It was obviously quite a typically forgettable exchange, if it happened at all. 

Besides, it’s all the rage to change your mind these days. Just ask 63% of the UK population. 

[King Billy]

1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Once upon a time, I got paid to shoot spooks if that counts?

Where’s Derek Achora when we need him?

[Dyslexic cnut]

Just now, Last Cunt Standing said:

It was obviously quite a typically forgettable exchange, if it happened at all. 

Besides, it’s all the rage to change your mind these days. Just ask 63% of the UK population. 

I’d try to forget it too, if I’d just made an utter cunt out of myself. Lol…etc.

[King Billy]

1 minute ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Besides, it’s all the rage to change your mind these days. Just ask 63% of the UK population. 

What about the other 59%?

[Last Cunt Standing]

3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I’d try to forget it too, if I’d just made an utter cunt out of myself. Lol…etc.

Shouldn’t you be getting back to sucking Lupine cock? Don’t leave him disappointed. 

[Dyslexic cnut]

1 minute ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Shouldn’t you be getting back to sucking Lupine cock? Don’t leave him disappointed. 

I smell an antipodean rattle. That’s twice in one night. Fuck me, I’m talented.

[Dyslexic cnut]

9 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

It was obviously quite a typically forgettable exchange, if it happened at all. 

Besides, it’s all the rage to change your mind these days. Just ask 63% of the UK population. 

What’s with the obsessive need to relate even the most obscure subject back to Brexit and UK politics? Oh…hang on a minute. Tit.

[Last Cunt Standing]

2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I smell an antipodean rattle. That’s twice in one night. Fuck me, I’m talented.

Olfactory hallucinations may indicate a brain tumour. I would recommend an urgent appointment with your primary health care AI robot. 

[Dyslexic cnut]

2 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Olfactory hallucinations may indicate a brain tumour. I would recommend an urgent appointment with your primary health care AI robot. 

Last time I hallucinated (shrooms) in an old factory, I got sacked. Fuck off.

[Dyslexic cnut]

9 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Last time I hallucinated (shrooms) in an old factory, I got sacked. Fuck off.

As if to prove a point, here you are right now, over the flies and the breakfast table, looking at this. You obsessed Cunt.

 

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[Eric Cuntman]

38 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Were you ever a combat medic, Eric? The combination of an intimate knowledge of the SA80 and the difference between Hartmann’s and normal saline is quite intriguing. I might even start calling you Hawkeye. 

So I can be Elliott Gould or Alan Alda… Decs won’t talk to me again. At least you didn’t say Klinger.

[Last Cunt Standing]

15 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Last time I hallucinated (shrooms) in an old factory, I got sacked. Fuck off.

6 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

As if to prove a point, here you are right now, over the flies and the breakfasts table, looking at this. You obsessed Cunt.

 

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19 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

What’s with the obsessive need to relate even the most obscure subject back to Brexit and UK politics? Oh…hang on a minute. Tit.

22 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I smell an antipodean rattle. That’s twice in one night. Fuck me, I’m talented.

And I’m rattled, am I? Like I said, get back to fellating your Lupine mate and stop stalking me like some two-bob Jeffrey Dahmer. For the record, your old factory/olfactory pun was the sort of shit that would have embarrassed Tom O’Connor in his peak Dictionary Corner days. Do better, or fuck off. Or both. 

[Last Cunt Standing]

7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

So I can be Elliott Gould or Alan Alda… Decs won’t talk to me again. At least you didn’t say Klinger.

You haven’t got the tits to be Hot Lips, Eric. Sorry. 

[Guest Shitpipe Sid]

18 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

.......was the sort of shit that would have embarrassed Tom O’Connor.

 

[Roadkill]

2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

And I’m rattled, am I? Like I said, get back to fellating your Lupine mate and stop stalking me like some two-bob Jeffrey Dahmer. 

Sorry, he picked that up from me - the online user list observation, not oral deviance.

[Dyslexic cnut]

11 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

And I’m rattled, am I? Like I said, get back to fellating your Lupine mate and stop stalking me like some two-bob Jeffrey Dahmer. For the record, your old factory/olfactory pun was the sort of shit that would have embarrassed Tom O’Connor in his peak Dictionary Corner days. Do better, or fuck off. Or both. 

I know that @Wolfie’s under your skin but if I was you I’d be more concerned about who is currently kneeling in front of you unzipping your ‘flies!’ He’s the ‘best on here’ apparently, dickhead.

[Dyslexic cnut]

10 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Sorry, he picked that up from me - the online user list observation, not oral deviance.

He ‘stalks’ the UK so as a supposed medic, I thought I’d give the Cunt a taste of his own medicine. Top-tip though.