Cunty BigBollox Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: I suspect you’d take a massive, floundering swing at him, miss, and chop right into one of your shins. When I say ‘suspect’, I mean ‘really fucking hope’. Lol LOL LOL Fuck off Ape. I'm talking about wood choppers, not plastic toy ones. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 4 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Fuck off Ape. I'm talking about wood choppers, not plastic toy ones. Oooh big, tough, rugged BigBollock has a splitting maul he bought from Scewfix. What a guy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 57 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Oooh big, tough, rugged BigBollock has a splitting maul he bought from Scewfix. What a guy! Good Evening @Ape™️ hun .. you ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 10 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Oooh big, tough, rugged BigBollock has a splitting maul he bought from Scewfix. What a guy! Give a monkey a keyboard and eventually a sentence or two will get posted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 18 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Give a monkey a keyboard and eventually a sentence or two will get posted. @Ape™️ never stops giving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Give a monkey a keyboard and eventually a sentence or two will get posted. Here his is! What kind of carnage did you find when you regained consciousness? Did the white cider stash take a big hit? lol. LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 On 25/05/2023 at 10:23, Old Chap Raasclaat said: https://images.app.goo.gl/86fdnqxPfo9BZT5Y7 O'Garro? A distant relative of yours @PANZER MURPHY. Lol Mm..lets see...goes where hes not wanted...shite at using social meeja..unable to learn from past mistakes..no real use to society...impulsive and continually makes poor choices...d'ya know..it sounds like he's one of ballys gang..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 On 25/05/2023 at 08:54, Mike Hunt said: This "intelligent" cunt is apparently unable to identify the inside of his own house. The Hackney native spends so little time in his palace that he can't seem to remember which hovel he stashed his bananas in. He therefore flits from house to house to find them, recording his efforts and uploading them in the hope someone online can remind him. However, the owners clearly weren't impressed with his amnesia antics, allegedly caused by a difficult upbringing and he ended up before the court, who were less than impressed with his monkey business. Which probably explains why he calls himself Mizzy (presumably the male version of Kizzy) cos the cunt can't even remember his very straightforward name. First name that springs to my mind for him is Kunta. https://www.hamhigh.co.uk/news/23545451.tiktoker-mizzy-fined-court-entering-home-prank/ The Nazi that is Roops, seems to be editing every post? Bring back Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted May 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 5 hours ago, Fatty said: The Nazi that is Roops, seems to be editing every post? Indeed, can't understand why using the word "simian" or "swinging" presents a threat, but "monkey business" is OK, as are "coon" and "sambo" in other posts on this thread. Also makes me wonder how many more of these unintended transgressions before I'm in the cooler. Maybe Mrs R can explain, or better still, produce a list of banned words. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 I want to see Mary Berry's clitoris 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 3 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Here his is! ??? You've just proven my previous point. You'll probably come out with some excuse like a sticky residue beneath the 'e' character on your keyboard which you probably tell your mum is polystyrene cement until she checks your internet history and find numerous searches for 'Schofield'. Ho, Ho, Ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 On 25/05/2023 at 08:54, Mike Hunt said: This "intelligent" cunt is apparently unable to identify the inside of his own house. The Hackney native spends so little time in his palace that he can't seem to remember which hovel he stashed his bananas in. He therefore flits from house to house to find them, recording his efforts and uploading them in the hope someone online can remind him. However, the owners clearly weren't impressed with his amnesia antics, allegedly caused by a difficult upbringing and he ended up before the court, who were less than impressed with his monkey business. Which probably explains why he calls himself Mizzy (presumably the male version of Kizzy) cos the cunt can't even remember his very straightforward name. First name that springs to my mind for him is Kunta. https://www.hamhigh.co.uk/news/23545451.tiktoker-mizzy-fined-court-entering-home-prank/ It's a shame the little cunt didn't walk into @Eric Cuntmanhouse. I'm sure all Thik-tokkers would have been appalled to see their hero have the shit kicked out of him in Eric's 'one on one' study group. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 4 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: Indeed, can't understand why using the word "simian" or "swinging" presents a threat, but "monkey business" is OK. Also makes me wonder how many more of these unintended transgressions before I'm in the cooler. Maybe Mrs R can explain, or better still, produce a list of banned words. I spent the best part of 3 years in solitary because of the Wizards sleeve (Roops), cos I wouldn’t joint her and the Coldstream guards in a thousandsome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 I've never heard of any of these people. There was a bit of a fight in Southgate Street yesterday. The atmosphere was tense for a while afterwards. I know one of the protagonists. He's a fucking asshole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 2 hours ago, Fatty said: I spent the best part of 3 years in solitary because of the Wizards sleeve (Roops), cos I wouldn’t joint her and the Coldstream guards in a thousandsome Fuck me, Fats. I thought my one month ban for merely suggesting that despite his severe seafood allergy Mr Roops ate kippers every morning to mask the whiff emanating from her haddock sluice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 5 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: ??? You've just proven my previous point. You'll probably come out with some excuse like a sticky residue beneath the 'e' character on your keyboard which you probably tell your mum is polystyrene cement until she checks your internet history and find numerous searches for 'Schofield'. Ho, Ho, Ho. Lol LOL. Superb. Been splitting wood today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Lol LOL. Superb. Been splitting wood today? Good evening mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 55 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Good evening mate I would just ignore a twat that types 'lol'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 6 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: I would just ignore a twat that types 'lol'. Fuck off, you easily-triggered little prick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 12 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: I would just ignore a twat that types 'lol'. Why are you on this site? Honest question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 7 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Fuck off, you easily-triggered little prick. You are very chopper err chipper this evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 5 hours ago, Carl Sway said: I've never heard of any of these people. There was a bit of a fight in Southgate Street yesterday. The atmosphere was tense for a while afterwards. I know one of the protagonists. He's a fucking asshole. Jesus bastarding Christ, Pen. Have you no shame? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 3 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: You are very chopper err chipper this evening. He's got a very short temper, hasn't he. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 6 hours ago, Carl Sway said: I've never heard of any of these people. There was a bit of a fight in Southgate Street yesterday. The atmosphere was tense for a while afterwards. I know one of the protagonists. He's a fucking asshole. Jesus Christ - you really are weird little cunt. Next time you’re in Gloucester, looking for fag butts, let me know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted May 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 10 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: fag butts Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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