Mike Hunt Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 This entitled, studious-looking tranny mong has got just what any normal person would think he would want more than anything - a bum ride. But he didn't get what he wanted and has to go solo, so he's now eager to leave Cockermouth for Transylvania, the Transvaal or anywhere else he can get his inner tube inspected by a foreign prick. 60m+ people will be waving you bye bye, you entitled little cunt. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/othersports/article-12127677/amp/British-Cycling-BAN-transgender-women-racing-female-competition-safeguard-fairness.html 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 I can see the advantages of not having a 'meat & two veg' as a cushion between your body and a rock hard cycle seat when cycling professionally but you've got to be some fucking warped cunt to go ahead and have your balls dissected and your love truncheon turned inside out to make it a reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 (edited) Anyone would think they're trying to derailleur career. Edited May 26, 2023 by Shitpipe Sid Laura Trott saddle for sale. Only used once. Comes in vacuum-sealed bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BunchaCunts Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cycling/61563551 While having hormone therapy, Bridges continued to compete in men's races, finishing 43rd out of 45 riders in the elite men's criterium at the Loughborough Cycling Festival in May 2021 and, in September that year, placing second to last in the Welsh National Championship road race, a 12km lap behind the winner. In 2022, in her final men's race, Bridges won a men's points race at the British Universities Championships. "I could have just not ridden [in men's events], which probably would have been somewhat better for my mental health and for affirming my identity," she said. "I don't know if it's the right decision or not, but that's what I did." Why is it always the same story with these cunts? Absolute shit when they compete against other blokes, then jump ship to challenge women who haven't had the benefit of years of testosterone flowing through them, then whinge when people call them out for what they are: cheating, delusional, fuck ups who couldn't compete on a level playing field. I'm half tempted to buy a wig and go and kick its cunt it. I can tell the judge I'm also a woman so it was a fair fight and get a suspended sentence. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 This comes as no surprise to me, as I've long known that all cyclists are cunts. Manky RIP. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted May 26, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 1 hour ago, BunchaCunts said: "I could have just not ridden [in men's events], which probably would have been somewhat better for my mental health and for affirming my identity," she said"... Why is it always the same story with these cunts? Absolute shit when they compete against other blokes, then jump ship to challenge women who haven't had the benefit of years of testosterone flowing through them, then whinge when people call them out for what they are: cheating, delusional, fuck ups who couldn't compete on a level playing field. I'm half tempted to buy a wig and go and kick its cunt it. I can tell the judge I'm also a woman so it was a fair fight and get a suspended sentence. Thought you were going to say "Why do the LGBTQ+ brigade all have mental health/ID issues?" The quiet ones can carry on keeping their heads down, but the noisy ones and activists should do the decent thing and drop dead, preferably by midnight tonight. As Alan Sugar would say "I don't wanna hear another word from you lot". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 12 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: Thought you were going to say "Why do the LGBTQ+ brigade all have mental health/ID issues?" The quiet ones can carry on keeping their heads down, but the noisy ones and activists should do the decent thing and drop dead, preferably by midnight tonight. As Alan Sugar would say "I don't wanna hear another word from you lot". Why do trannies and drag queens only read to children and not oap’s in care homes? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 2 hours ago, Shitpipe Sid said: Anyone would think they're trying to derailleur career. Shemano Gears 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted May 26, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 7 minutes ago, Eddie said: Why do trannies and drag queens only read to children and not oap’s in care homes? Do I need to guess the punchline 😁 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 18 minutes ago, Eddie said: Why do trannies and drag queens only read to children and not oap’s in care homes? Children like cartoon characters. 🦍🧸🐩🤪🤡🐭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 Just now, and said: Children like cartoon characters. 🦍🧸🐩🤪🤡🐭 They do indeed. If you ever manage to de-spunk your Scrappy Doo costume you could have a career as a childrens party entertainer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 13 minutes ago, and said: Children like cartoon characters. 🦍🧸🐩🤪🤡🐭 Always with the dog. Weirdo. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 29 minutes ago, Neil said: Shemano Gears Camp agnolo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 46 minutes ago, Eddie said: Why do trannies and drag queens only read to children and not oap’s in care homes? Bingo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted May 26, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 24 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Camp agnolo. Cheapo fag's gear train. Get 2 for the price of 1 here: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BunchaCunts Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 2 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: Thought you were going to say "Why do the LGBTQ+ brigade all have mental health/ID issues?" The quiet ones can carry on keeping their heads down, but the noisy ones and activists should do the decent thing and drop dead, preferably by midnight tonight. As Alan Sugar would say "I don't wanna hear another word from you lot". To be honest, I have no issue at all with most of that community. It's these deluded weirdos who demand we join them in the bastardisation of science and the English language that I have no time or sympathy for. If you want some Alan Sugar quotes, this'll sort you out. It start properly at 1:45 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 8 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: Cheapo fag's gear train. Get 2 for the price of 1 here: Are you one of these lycra clad cunts who who wll be riding their bikes along the A379 delaying traffic? I don't see the poit of it .. a bit like flying toy helicopters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted May 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Are you one of these lycra clad cunts who who wll be riding their bikes along the A379 delaying traffic? I don't see the poit of it .. a bit like flying toy helicopters. No, I'm one of several cunts in an Audi trying to knock them off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 21 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: This entitled, studious-looking tranny mong has got just what any normal person would think he would want more than anything - a bum ride. But he didn't get what he wanted and has to go solo, so he's now eager to leave Cockermouth for Transylvania, the Transvaal or anywhere else he can get his inner tube inspected by a foreign prick. 60m+ people will be waving you bye bye, you entitled little cunt. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/othersports/article-12127677/amp/British-Cycling-BAN-transgender-women-racing-female-competition-safeguard-fairness.html The cunts obviously shit racing other men so fancies HIS chances with the fairer sex. Bit like that lanky cunt who couldn't hack it racing men in the pool but is now breaking all sorts of records finishing well ahead of the wimmin in races. Imagine what it must be like for them when they've been training for most of their young lives, making sacrifices to be the best and then along comes some muscular cunt in a skirt to fuck up it all up for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 20 hours ago, Shitpipe Sid said: Anyone would think they're trying to derailleur career. oh here we go with the shit play on words. Just Peleton why don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 17 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: Cheapo fag's gear train. Get 2 for the price of 1 here: Surely that contravenes some H&S law, still, I don't suppose Phil and Holly would be too bothered about getting the odd pubic hair in their avocado and spinach salad, they're probably both used to having bits of stray cock and bollocks slipping down their throats by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted May 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 5 minutes ago, and said: Surely that contravenes some H&S law, still, I don't suppose Phil and Holly would be too bothered about getting the odd pubic hair in their avocado and spinach salad, they're probably both used to having bits of stray cock and bollocks slipping down their throats by now. Phil's certainly got his eye on D'Acampo's avocado receptacle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 8 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: D'Acampo's avocado receptacle Probably looking to make a reservation for later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted May 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 1 minute ago, and said: Probably looking to make a reservation for later. 👍 Outta likes. Must be more discerning in future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 4 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: 👍 Outta likes. Must be more discerning in future. I'll lend you a like. So now you owe me 10 likes (my interest rate). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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