Cardiff Bike Crash

[Roadkill]

What the fuck is going on here? Bunch of chavs getting pissy and rioting over another pair of chavs getting killed in a police chase. One of their Mam's has been quoted as saying the lad driving was "a very experienced rider" - he was 15, love.

No cunt is experienced at any fucking thing at 15 - why the fuck is he riding around on a powerful electric motorbike, clearly capable of going over 30mph with a passenger on the back? Why is he displaying no L plates and riding around a residential area, running from the coppers?

Is it because you've admitted buying the cunting thing for him as a birthday present? A 15 year old lad given the keys to a machine he has no licence or insurance to operate?

Yes. Yes it fucking is, you daft fucking bint. You killed your son, not the police chasing him down in an attempt to stop him running over people as he rides a completely silent vehicle through residential areas with parked cars blocking the view that any pedestrian, young or old, would need to detect it coming towards them.

If those thick cunts torching cars and tipping over wheelie bins in self righteous indignation had any fucking sense (and weren't just a bunch of wankers looking for an excuse to set fires), they'd be putting your windows out.

Fair enough, the Police should have admitted they were chasing them down in the first place (they originally tried to deny it), but given the pig shit levels of intelligence displayed by this "close" and "misunderstood" community, I understand why they were reluctant.

Sadly the Gene Hunts are long gone from the world - there'll be no smarmy cunt eating a bacon sarnie at the crime scene, happy to brow beat the grumbling neanderthals gathered into compliance with cutting words and the not so subtle threat of police brutality - just whatever lesbian has been promoted to chief of police this week offering a weedy apology and immediate resignation from behind a lectern for the twenty first time.

I suggest we implement immediate military action and simply carpet bomb the entire county to save the rest of the population from the usual displays of grief and mourning.

[Witheredscrote]

12 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

What the fuck is going on here? Bunch of chavs getting pissy and rioting over another pair of chavs getting killed in a police chase. One of their Mam's has been quoted as saying the lad driving was "a very experienced rider" - he was 15, love.

No cunt is experienced at any fucking thing at 15 - why the fuck is he riding around on a powerful electric motorbike, clearly capable of going over 30mph with a passenger on the back? Why is he displaying no L plates and riding around a residential area, running from the coppers?

Is it because you've admitted buying the cunting thing for him as a birthday present? A 15 year old lad given the keys to a machine he has no licence or insurance to operate?

Yes. Yes it fucking is, you daft fucking bint. You killed your son, not the police chasing him down in an attempt to stop him running over people as he rides a completely silent vehicle through residential areas with parked cars blocking the view that any pedestrian, young or old, would need to detect it coming towards them.

If those thick cunts torching cars and tipping over wheelie bins in self righteous indignation had any fucking sense (and weren't just a bunch of wankers looking for an excuse to set fires), they'd be putting your windows out.

Fair enough, the Police should have admitted they were chasing them down in the first place (they originally tried to deny it), but given the pig shit levels of intelligence displayed by this "close" and "misunderstood" community, I understand why they were reluctant.

Sadly the Gene Hunts are long gone from the world - there'll be no smarmy cunt eating a bacon sarnie at the crime scene, happy to brow beat the grumbling neanderthals gathered into compliance with cutting words and the not so subtle threat of police brutality - just whatever lesbian has been promoted to chief of police this week offering a weedy apology and immediate resignation from behind a lectern for the twenty first time.

I suggest we implement immediate military action and simply carpet bomb the entire county to save the rest of the population from the usual displays of grief and mourning.

The lttle cunts are still indirectly polluting the enviroment, as 1,500+ people held a vigil to celebrate the lives of these 'wonderful, and well liked boys'.  The bunch of low life cunts let off fireworks, and released helium balloons, to celebrate their 'too short' lives. No doubt these will eventually get stuck in some poor unfortunate marine animals.

[Mike Hunt]

21 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

One of their Mam's has been quoted as saying the lad driving was "a very experienced rider" - he was 15, love.

No cunt is experienced at any fucking thing at 15

Unless your name is Matthew McGreevy.

[Hammer of Cunts]

It's Wales... If it stops raining for more than 24 hours, they get a bit excitable, overdose on nuggets and Pringles and away to go. I don't think that stopping them from singing Delilah has calmed them down much.

150 is a pretty shit "riot" by anyone's measure; they should send some of them on a fact-finding mission to France, where they know how to kick off properly (and their plod know how to deal with it).

Chucking coal at the neighbour's cars is probably the only use for it these days.

[camberwell gypsy]

The Welsh are the Irish that couldn't swim. 

[Cunty BigBollox]

Well if you ask me, I think the Govt should be giving away these E-bikes to any household on universal credit with more than 3 kids. They seem to fulfill one purpose that makes me feel better.

[Cuntybaws]

A number of sites are flogging t-shirts of the two little angels taken too soon, and the dumb Welsh council rats are no doubt lapping them up. For some reason, though, none of the shirts seem to feature more recent pictures of the little scamps in their fashionable hoodies, innocently waving at the camera.

  

[and]

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

The Welsh are the Irish that couldn't swim. 

Harsh!

[and]

12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

A number of sites are flogging t-shirts of the two little angels taken too soon, and the dumb Welsh council rats are no doubt lapping them up. For some reason, though, none of the shirts seem to feature more recent pictures of the little scamps in their fashionable hoodies, innocently waving at the camera.

  

If they're gonna do that, why don't they complete the set by showing a picture of their mangled bodies and a wrecked E-bike, it would make a lovely triptych for displaying outside any local E-bike retailer? 🚲🚴‍♂️🚳

[camberwell gypsy]

34 minutes ago, and said:

Harsh!

No. The welsh!

[colonelkurtz]

The funeral is bound to  be a low key affair .. Spare a thought for all the local florists , shiny balloon and tacky shit sellers who will be fummin' at the loss of  business

[Roadkill]

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

A number of sites are flogging t-shirts of the two little angels taken too soon, and the dumb Welsh council rats are no doubt lapping them up. For some reason, though, none of the shirts seem to feature more recent pictures of the little scamps in their fashionable hoodies, innocently waving at the camera.

  

I noticed the matching bowl cuts in other pictures. That a new trend or just a Welsh thing? Either way it's fucking hilarious.

[Mike Hunt]

4 minutes ago, Decimus said:

 

Naming no names, but with fish now hatching out of eggs with terrible syrups plastered to their heads, there's more than plastic getting stuck inside them I'd wager.

Not sure if it looked better on Trump.

[Decimus]

2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

No doubt these will eventually get stuck in some poor unfortunate marine animals.

Naming no names, but with fish now hatching out of eggs with terrible syrups plastered to their heads, there's more than plastic getting stuck inside them I'd wager.

[Roadkill]

1 minute ago, Mike Hunt said:

Not sure if it looked better on Trump.

Donald Trout

[Roadkill]

2 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Naming no names, but with fish now hatching out of eggs with terrible syrups plastered to their heads, there's more than plastic getting stuck inside them I'd wager.

Alright, calm down.

The fuck is going on here? First the post doubled and now it's behind cunts quoting it.

[Dyslexic cnut]

3 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said:

Not sure if it looked better on Trump.

Has she passed yet, Michael?

[Mike Hunt]

1 minute ago, Roadkill said:

Donald Trout

Basstard.

[Mike Hunt]

4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Has she passed yet, Michael?

Yeah, went over my head

[Witheredscrote]

22 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Naming no names, but with fish now hatching out of eggs with terrible syrups plastered to their heads, there's more than plastic getting stuck inside them I'd wager.

Fucking hell, it can't be surely?  Anyway you're wrong. The fish looks too happy to have any of Old Spindle Prick's genes.

[Cunty BigBollox]

2 hours ago, Roadkill said:

I noticed the matching bowl cuts in other pictures. That a new trend or just a Welsh thing? Either way it's fucking hilarious.

I think the bowl cut is so that it looks like they're wearing a helmet when they're not. That particular plan backfired with terminal consequences. You gotta laff at the taffs.

[Roadkill]

5 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I think the bowl cut is so that it looks like they're wearing a helmet when they're not. That particular plan backfired with terminal consequences. You gotta laff at the taffs.

They look like Vulcan gangster rappers.

[Guest Shitpipe Sid]

8 hours ago, Roadkill said:

They look like Vulcan gangster rappers.

Fascinating Mothafucker.

Bitches ridin' E-bikes wit no helmets quite illogical bro.

[Penny Farthing]

18 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

A number of sites are flogging t-shirts of the two little angels taken too soon, and the dumb Welsh council rats are no doubt lapping them up. For some reason, though, none of the shirts seem to feature more recent pictures of the little scamps in their fashionable hoodies, innocently waving at the camera.

  

What was your quote about the "little 14 year old boy who was just riding his moped" when he was killed by a drug dealer? Circa 2018 I think.

[Penny Farthing]

On 27/05/2023 at 11:59, Roadkill said:

What the fuck is going on here? Bunch of chavs getting pissy and rioting over another pair of chavs getting killed in a police chase. One of their Mam's has been quoted as saying the lad driving was "a very experienced rider" - he was 15, love.

No cunt is experienced at any fucking thing at 15 - why the fuck is he riding around on a powerful electric motorbike, clearly capable of going over 30mph with a passenger on the back? Why is he displaying no L plates and riding around a residential area, running from the coppers?

Is it because you've admitted buying the cunting thing for him as a birthday present? A 15 year old lad given the keys to a machine he has no licence or insurance to operate?

Yes. Yes it fucking is, you daft fucking bint. You killed your son, not the police chasing him down in an attempt to stop him running over people as he rides a completely silent vehicle through residential areas with parked cars blocking the view that any pedestrian, young or old, would need to detect it coming towards them.

If those thick cunts torching cars and tipping over wheelie bins in self righteous indignation had any fucking sense (and weren't just a bunch of wankers looking for an excuse to set fires), they'd be putting your windows out.

Fair enough, the Police should have admitted they were chasing them down in the first place (they originally tried to deny it), but given the pig shit levels of intelligence displayed by this "close" and "misunderstood" community, I understand why they were reluctant.

Sadly the Gene Hunts are long gone from the world - there'll be no smarmy cunt eating a bacon sarnie at the crime scene, happy to brow beat the grumbling neanderthals gathered into compliance with cutting words and the not so subtle threat of police brutality - just whatever lesbian has been promoted to chief of police this week offering a weedy apology and immediate resignation from behind a lectern for the twenty first time.

I suggest we implement immediate military action and simply carpet bomb the entire county to save the rest of the population from the usual displays of grief and mourning.

Wondring if mother is single parent and if so how she could afford a likely £1000 plus for machine (probably buying it on credit. Thoughts go back to that "little 14 ears old drug dealer" who was killed riding his moped a few years back .. also that stupid little 15 year old cunt who now licks windows who fell of a moped when some old codger raised his hands .. that was somewhere around Hemel Hempstead.circa 2015.