Cap'n Cunt Posted June 22, 2023 Report Share Posted June 22, 2023 Kurt Cobain's was the best one, in my opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 22, 2023 Report Share Posted June 22, 2023 20 hours ago, Wolfie said: the rumours about Cowell being homosexual are completely unjustified. Unlike the ones about you and your 'dog walking activities' 🐩 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 22, 2023 Report Share Posted June 22, 2023 4 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Kurt Cobain's was the best one, in my opinion. How did Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts? With a mop. Ithangyow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 22, 2023 Report Share Posted June 22, 2023 On 19/06/2023 at 16:27, Frank said: The thing I’d most like to see hanging in your house, is you. lol. Lol. Kill yourself. LOL. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 23, 2023 Report Share Posted June 23, 2023 12 hours ago, Ape™️ said: The thing I’d most like to see hanging in your house, is you. lol. Lol. Kill yourself. LOL. What have you got hangin' @Ape™️? LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 23, 2023 Report Share Posted June 23, 2023 7 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: What have you got hangin' @Ape™️? LOL! Oh, lol Lol LOL! Nothing on the scale of what hangs between your legs, that’s for fucking sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 23, 2023 Report Share Posted June 23, 2023 19 hours ago, and said: Unlike the ones about you and your 'dog walking activities' 🐩 Have you ever been to your mate Carl's lair and seen his photos? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 23, 2023 Report Share Posted June 23, 2023 3 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Oh, lol Lol LOL! Nothing on the scale of what hangs between your legs, that’s for fucking sure. You sound a tad jealous, winkle, isn't it performing like it used to?😢 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 23, 2023 Report Share Posted June 23, 2023 5 hours ago, and said: You sound a tad jealous, winkle, isn't it performing like it used to?😢 LOL It never did perform apparently. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 23, 2023 Report Share Posted June 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: It never did perform apparently. Can you honestly say that your Frankensteined vagina, which was cobbled together out of one your big hairy toes, some Billy Bear ham and a slice of preoperative bellend, is anywhere near functional? If you're ever in Norfolk and I find out that you've been in a female changing room or toilet at the same time as my daughter, I'm going to dig up what's left of your mammoth cock and throttle you to death with it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 23, 2023 Report Share Posted June 23, 2023 6 hours ago, and said: You sound a tad jealous, winkle, isn't it performing like it used to?😢 LOL 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: It never did perform apparently. Since neither of you are able to sire a child, for a variety of bizarre and disturbing reasons, you’re not in a position to comment. Jack Scat could eat no fat. His slag had a massive cock. What a pair of disgusting freaks - let’s drown them in a lock. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 23, 2023 Report Share Posted June 23, 2023 18 minutes ago, Decimus said: Can you honestly say that your Frankensteined vagina, which was cobbled together out of one your big hairy toes, some Billy Bear ham and a slice of preoperative bellend, is anywhere near functional? If you're ever in Norfolk and I find out that you've been in a female changing room or toilet at the same time as my daughter, I'm going to dig up what's left of your mammoth cock and throttle you to death with it. Strumpshaw Fen for the swallowtail butterflies .. I will be there again in August. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 23, 2023 Report Share Posted June 23, 2023 33 minutes ago, Decimus said: Can you honestly say that your Frankensteined vagina, which was cobbled together out of one your big hairy toes, some Billy Bear ham and a slice of preoperative bellend, is anywhere near functional? If you're ever in Norfolk and I find out that you've been in a female changing room or toilet at the same time as my daughter, I'm going to dig up what's left of your mammoth cock and throttle you to death with it. I had a nice chat with the people who live in that little cottage by the level crossing at Strumpshaw .. lovely people. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 23, 2023 Report Share Posted June 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: I had a nice chat with the people who live in that little cottage by the level crossing at Strumpshaw .. lovely people. Who, shortly after, killed themselves. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 24, 2023 Report Share Posted June 24, 2023 On 21/06/2023 at 21:24, Wolfie said: Frank appears to be the type who'd try to draw attention to himself all evening long, the lonely, sad, table-for-one cunt. In addition to profits from the sale of his old man's taxi business, flogging his parent's north London pad (which they probably bought in 1973 for £15k) must have made him a few bob, affording the nouveau riche blow-off his current 'Edward ...Greeeeeen' lifestyle. Perhaps the hirsute wimp really is related to the great Evangelos, sucking off a share of the royalties too. I'll also wager that little Dachsie goes by the same name. What a load of predictable bollocks, honestly. 1967.. £2,850. No siblings 🕺 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 24, 2023 Report Share Posted June 24, 2023 6 hours ago, Frank said: 1967.. £2,850. No siblings 🕺 All wasted on skateboards, yo-yos and Pogs in a delusional effort to fit in with the current young crowd. You're 30 years out of date, none of them know who Roland Rat is and 'Chief' no longer means what you think it does. Wanker. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 24, 2023 Report Share Posted June 24, 2023 34 minutes ago, Decimus said: You're 30 years out of date That's never stopped you wanking over SClub 7👌 🥒💦 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 29, 2023 Report Share Posted June 29, 2023 On 24/06/2023 at 18:16, and said: That's never stopped you wanking over SClub 7👌 🥒💦 Reported Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 29, 2023 Report Share Posted June 29, 2023 On 24/06/2023 at 10:40, Frank said: 1967.. £2,850. No siblings 🕺 No lead in your scrawny pencil. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 29, 2023 Report Share Posted June 29, 2023 On 23/06/2023 at 22:14, Penny Farthing said: I had a nice chat with the people who live in that little cottage by the level crossing at Strumpshaw .. lovely people. Fucking freak. I bet they were terrified when they saw you lurking in their garden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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