Neil Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 You know the sort, wife,kids,hairy fucking hound in the background. Husband in white cotton trousers with no socks all huddled together on a long pile shaggy carpet with blurred, soft focus edges. All smiling like fucking idiots and not just one,oh no, fucking all the way up the stairs,in the bedrooms and in the kitchen, oh look,aren't we the loveliest family you know.......No you fucking ain't, you're a bunch of cunts. There's always the one of the missus trying to look sultry and inviting hanging above the bed, if it wasn't for the photographers trickery everyone can see that she's a fugly cunt with zits that you wouldn't go near in an emergency. Fuck off, you're kids are ugly cunts too. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 Can I just ask, are you a burglar? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 I keep a nice picture of my old man puffing on a cigarette, early 80s, in the kitchen. Not because I’m nostalgic…I hated the Cunt and he died in agony from lung cancer. It makes me smile everytime I see it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 5 hours ago, Neil said: You know the sort, wife,kids,hairy fucking hound in the background. Husband in white cotton trousers with no socks all huddled together on a long pile shaggy carpet with blurred, soft focus edges. All smiling like fucking idiots and not just one,oh no, fucking all the way up the stairs,in the bedrooms and in the kitchen, oh look,aren't we the loveliest family you know.......No you fucking ain't, you're a bunch of cunts. There's always the one of the missus trying to look sultry and inviting hanging above the bed, if it wasn't for the photographers trickery everyone can see that she's a fugly cunt with zits that you wouldn't go near in an emergency. Fuck off, you're kids are ugly cunts too. Just because you have actual people hanging in your home. Well, prostitutes hanging in the cellar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 5 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: Can I just ask, are you a burglar? He sounds like he's that hair lipped murderer from 'Manhunter'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 Just now, Frank said: No pic of Ming? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 9 minutes ago, Frank said: Why didn’t you get the plug sockets that come with on/off switches? Smelly old tramp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: No pic of Ming? The lazy half-bubble couldn't be asked to take out all the frozen food, to get to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 7 hours ago, Neil said: You know the sort, wife,kids,hairy fucking hound in the background. Husband in white cotton trousers with no socks all huddled together on a long pile shaggy carpet with blurred, soft focus edges. All smiling like fucking idiots and not just one,oh no, fucking all the way up the stairs,in the bedrooms and in the kitchen, oh look,aren't we the loveliest family you know.......No you fucking ain't, you're a bunch of cunts. There's always the one of the missus trying to look sultry and inviting hanging above the bed, if it wasn't for the photographers trickery everyone can see that she's a fugly cunt with zits that you wouldn't go near in an emergency. Fuck off, you're kids are ugly cunts too. What's that all about Neil? Why do people automatically smile when some cunts taking a picture? These gurning cunts could have just found out they've got terminal cancer and will still smile. I rarely smile Neil, makes you you look weak and possibly a poofter, wouldn't you agree? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 1 hour ago, Frank said: Frank, are you related to Vangelis? What a talent he was eh Frank? Actually, thinking about your complete lack of musical talent, there's no way you're related. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 37 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Frank, are you related to Vangelis? What a talent he was eh Frank? Actually, thinking about your complete lack of musical talent, there's no way you're related. Vangelis just copied off Tangerine Dream and The Human League. Bobby Crush taught him how to play piano. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Vangelis just copied off Tangerine Dream and The Human League. Bobby Crush taught him how to play piano. Nah, it was her https://pasteboard.co/9SMnljb4BXUF.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 2 hours ago, Frank said: Feel no shame Frank .. I see a picture of myself as I go into the hallway .. the wall is lined with full-height mirrors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Vangelis just copied off Tangerine Dream and The Human League. Bobby Crush taught him how to play piano. White Eagle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 3 hours ago, Frank said: So many questions like why have you got the single Euro plug socket in the bank of three? And marble 'effect' worktop?? And cheap as chips 30mm thick!! Just what the fuck have you been spending Mings life insurance payout on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: What's that all about Neil? Why do people automatically smile when some cunts taking a picture? These gurning cunts could have just found out they've got terminal cancer and will still smile. I rarely smile Neil, makes you you look weak and possibly a poofter, wouldn't you agree? Smiling's for irons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 44 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: Nah, it was her https://pasteboard.co/9SMnljb4BXUF.jpg Is that Mrs Mills or Lt. Pigeon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 45 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Feel no shame Frank .. I see a picture of myself as I go into the hallway .. the wall is lined with full-height mirrors. Don't you mean Full-'length' mirror? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 10 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: So many questions like why have you got the single Euro plug socket in the bank of three? And marble 'effect' worktop?? And cheap as chips 30mm thick!! Just what the fuck have you been spending Mings life insurance payout on? I presume that he pays so much for his shit shoes that he has to budget his own deviant life style and a european butt plug is cost effective. But aside from his arsehole taking a bashing from his European big black shlong I guess in the fucking cretins mind having said plug socket gives him a sense of je ne sais quoi,the fake faux fucking toff cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 25 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that Mrs Mills or Lt. Pigeon? Lt Pigeon (anagram of 'genuine potential') Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 3 hours ago, Frank said: A picture of a bearded tramp hastily placed into an unsuitable and ill-fitting cheap frame. You tasteless, clueless fuck. Also ‘0+’ glasses are for cunts pretending to be literary and intelligent. You clearly don’t need them you phoney fucking ponce. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 3 hours ago, Frank said: Cheap plywood picture frame, Su Pollard style reading glasses from a thrift store and a faux Italianate marble mantel. If this is stealth wealth you'd need a fucking atomic microscope to spot it. Idiot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 11 minutes ago, Decimus said: Cheap plywood picture frame, Su Pollard style reading glasses from a thrift store and a faux Italianate marble mantel. If this is stealth wealth you'd need a fucking atomic microscope to spot it. Idiot. None of you have spotted the 15 amp plug socket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 People who have photos of themselves hanging in their own home Caroline Flack? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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