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Curse of the Titanic ?


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On 29/06/2023 at 21:10, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I drive my motor from London to Silverstone every week to fill up with high octane fuel. Did I not mention I own my own imaginary F1 team... RaasF1

 https://images.app.goo.gl/C4vqrx57pn96Eg7M8

Glad it's just imaginary. We don't want another gobshite spook in F1.

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On 20/06/2023 at 19:20, ProfB said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12215585/Coast-Guard-admits-not-able-rescue-five-people-board-missing-Titanic-tourist-sub.html

40 hours of oxygen left on the sub. My bestie, Kazza, says the sub might have crashed into a high speed swordfish.

I read they bought bits from eBay to build the sub:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12214617/Titanic-sub-like-kit-car-built-Amazon-parts.html

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Good evening everyone.

Love ProfB XXX

I’ve seen what’s left of the submarine. And it’s not all bad news ProfB. 
 
The titanium end-caps have survived and will make ideal tits for a female ‘Transformer’.

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On 01/07/2023 at 19:54, Hammer of Cunts said:

Try your local airfield, they'll sell you some avgas (tell them it's for your lawnmower).

Who in their right mind would be believe that feckless cunt would be mowing a fuckin' lawn? 

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49 minutes ago, Zev said:

Who in their right mind would be believe that feckless cunt would be mowing a fuckin' lawn? 

If you ever besmirch Gyppo in my presence again you'll be spitting out teeth amongst gobbets of the usual Alsatian spunk.

Capiche?

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40 minutes ago, Zev said:

It isn't my fault if you're on CC 24/7 😁

Everytime I log on you're lurking around, you sinister little freak.

You may not post as much due to being a fucking idiot with nothing to say most of the time, but I'd wager you spend more time peering in through the window than most...

You seriously give me the fucking creeps.

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