ProfB Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12215585/Coast-Guard-admits-not-able-rescue-five-people-board-missing-Titanic-tourist-sub.html 40 hours of oxygen left on the sub. My bestie, Kazza, says the sub might have crashed into a high speed swordfish. I read they bought bits from eBay to build the sub: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12214617/Titanic-sub-like-kit-car-built-Amazon-parts.html 😬 Good evening everyone. Love ProfB XXX 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 3 minutes ago, ProfB said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12215585/Coast-Guard-admits-not-able-rescue-five-people-board-missing-Titanic-tourist-sub.html 40 hours of oxygen left on the sub. My bestie, Kazza, says the sub might have crashed into a high speed swordfish. I read they bought bits from eBay to build the sub: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12214617/Titanic-sub-like-kit-car-built-Amazon-parts.html 😬 Good evening everyone. Love ProfB XXX Fuck off Optimus Prime. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 I'm currently acquiring bits off 'tinternet to build my own sub so I can run trips down to the bottom to see 5 hapless corpses rotting in a shittier sub. Only £194,500 a ticket. @Ape™️as the expert in building shitty things, how much polystyrene cement do I need to hold it all together? I figured that would be the best glue as if anything goes wrong it should harmlessly make its way back to the surface, polystyrene floats dunnit? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 I really can't understand this obsession with this fucking wreck. The whole debacle was an accident waiting to happen. The cunt driving, Cap"n Birdseye Smith was a useless twat who'd crashed a boat years before and should have told the White Star gobshite, Ismay, to go bollocks when he insisted to go full steam ahead. In my opinion not enough rich cunts went down with it. All these fuckers sending subs down are there to fucking swipe any treasure they can get their hands on. Fuck 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 10 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'm currently acquiring bits off 'tinternet to build my own sub so I can run trips down to the bottom to see 5 hapless corpses rotting in a shittier sub. Only £194,500 a ticket. @Ape™️as the expert in building shitty things, how much polystyrene cement do I need to hold it all together? I figured that would be the best glue as if anything goes wrong it should harmlessly make its way back to the surface, polystyrene floats dunnit? Neil's got plenty of gaffer tape he's not using (he's lying low for a while) so that should keep the snorkel tubes stuck together. And I've got an old curtain to keep the shitter private 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 12 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'm currently acquiring bits off 'tinternet to build my own sub so I can run trips down to the bottom to see 5 hapless corpses rotting in a shittier sub. Only £194,500 a ticket. @Ape™️as the expert in building shitty things, how much polystyrene cement do I need to hold it all together? I figured that would be the best glue as if anything goes wrong it should harmlessly make its way back to the surface, polystyrene floats dunnit? This is about the best submarine build we can expect from you - there must be loads of empty boxes strewn around your hovel. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Neil's got plenty of gaffer tape he's not using (he's lying low for a while) so that should keep the snorkel tubes stuck together. And I've got an old curtain to keep the shitter private It must be claustrophobic down there, like having the whole family shut in the vardy on a rainy day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 20, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 the sub has one window, you see blackness & the sun doesn't shine. & one toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 20, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 PS 39 hours of oxygen now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 7 minutes ago, ProfB said: the sub has one window, you see blackness & the sun doesn't shine. & one toilet. Sounds like Butlins Bognor Regis. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 59 minutes ago, ProfB said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12215585/Coast-Guard-admits-not-able-rescue-five-people-board-missing-Titanic-tourist-sub.html 40 hours of oxygen left on the sub. My bestie, Kazza, says the sub might have crashed into a high speed swordfish. I read they bought bits from eBay to build the sub: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12214617/Titanic-sub-like-kit-car-built-Amazon-parts.html 😬 Good evening everyone. Love ProfB XXX Class nom. .. I bert that they are hiding out with Elvis and Lord Lucan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 5 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Class nom. .. I bert that they are hiding out with Elvis and Lord Lucan. Elvis works down at our chip shop. Well, he swears he's Elvis 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 I've just checked and the current price for next month's 6 day Titanic wreck tour in the upgraded mini-sub MkII will be hiked to $350,000 for the extra day excursion to mini-sub MkI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 47 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: I bert Is that you're name 'Pen'? Short for Bertram? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 I can't fathom out why they'd want to do it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 1 minute ago, Neil said: I can't fathom out why they'd want to do it Do knot sink to that level, Neil. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I really can't understand this obsession with this fucking wreck. The whole debacle was an accident waiting to happen. The cunt driving, Cap"n Birdseye Smith was a useless twat who'd crashed a boat years before and should have told the White Star gobshite, Ismay, to go bollocks when he insisted to go full steam ahead. In my opinion not enough rich cunts went down with it. All these fuckers sending subs down are there to fucking swipe any treasure they can get their hands on. Fuck 'em. Kindly refrain from this type of anti-Titanic hate speech Gypps as I have a personal family connection with the finest vessel ever to take to the seas. My great grandfather worked as a riveter at Harland and Wolf shipyard for most of his adult life until he was almost 30, the first two years building the Titanic. And despite a lot of malicious allegations that his City and Guilds riveting certificate was a forgery, nothing was ever proved beyond a reasonable doubt. As for this missing sub bullshit story, it’s got all the hallmarks of a MSM fake news distraction psyop. I hope it’s not as I’d like to see every one of the cunts dead anyway. Jacque Cousteau was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: Class nom. .. I bert that they are hiding out with Elvis and Lord Lucan. ‘Up periscope’. Lol Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 53 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: I've just checked and the current price for next month's 6 day Titanic wreck tour in the upgraded mini-sub MkII will be hiked to $350,000 for the extra day excursion to mini-sub MkI. It’s on ‘No air B and B’ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: Kindly refrain from this type of anti-Titanic hate speech Gypps as I have a personal family connection with the finest vessel ever to take to the seas. My great grandfather worked as a riveter at Harland and Wolf shipyard for most of his adult life until he was almost 30, the first two years building the Titanic. And despite a lot of malicious allegations that his City and Guilds riveting certificate was a forgery, nothing was ever proved beyond a reasonable doubt. As for this missing sub bullshit story, it’s got all the hallmarks of a MSM fake news distraction psyop. I hope it’s not as I’d like to see every one of the cunts dead anyway. Jacque Cousteau was a cunt. Enough Catholics went down with it. I bet that pleased the orange part of Ulster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: It’s on ‘No air B and B’ I'm waiting for the countdown marker from @ProfB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 20, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm waiting for the countdown marker from @ProfB Right you are - 38 hours of oxygen left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Class nom. .. I bert that they are hiding out with Elvis and Lord Lucan. Dumb fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 3 hours ago, ProfB said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12215585/Coast-Guard-admits-not-able-rescue-five-people-board-missing-Titanic-tourist-sub.html 40 hours of oxygen left on the sub. My bestie, Kazza, says the sub might have crashed into a high speed swordfish. I read they bought bits from eBay to build the sub: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12214617/Titanic-sub-like-kit-car-built-Amazon-parts.html 😬 Good evening everyone. Love ProfB XXX Choke yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 20, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 37 hours of oxygen - they could keep holding their breath for a minute each to ensure they can stretch their supply out for as long as possible. My bestie Kazza, can hold her breath for 64 seconds at a time, I can do 55 seconds. Pres Biden has commented, Raddish Sunhat hasn't yet read the news, so nothing from him at the mo. No Eric Cuntsmen tonight? Eric knows a lot about most things, so he will know plenty about missing subs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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