southerncunt Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 Just curious as to if anyone has ever doxxed themselves, either accidentally or through bragging about imaginary wealth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 1 hour ago, southerncunt said: Just curious as to if anyone has ever doxxed themselves, either accidentally or through bragging about imaginary wealth? I found Pen on LinkedIn a number of years ago and booked him as a photographer at a fictional wedding. Apparently he turned up after travelling over 300 miles, but not wanting my head kicked in by a 6'6 brick shit-house, I didn't turn up at the rendezvous to confirm it. You've probably heard him rambling on about Strumpshaw without any context, which is in relation to the supposed venue. Our resident alcoholic Rigsby, the benighted Drew, was also stupid enough to let slip that he'd started working for my local authority last year. Bearing in mind we have a new starters page on our local intranet, and roughly knowing what his profession is, I found him within seconds, along with his address on our council tax records. Other than that, Quincy made the mistake of emailing a number of people under his real name, and was soon outed as a yellow tie wearing, sci-fi obsessed, fat fucking charlatan of an estate agent. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 7 hours ago, Decimus said: I found Pen on LinkedIn a number of years ago and booked him as a photographer at a fictional wedding. Apparently he turned up after travelling over 300 miles, but not wanting my head kicked in by a 6'6 brick shit-house, I didn't turn up at the rendezvous to confirm it. You've probably heard him rambling on about Strumpshaw without any context, which is in relation to the supposed venue. Our resident alcoholic Rigsby, the benighted Drew, was also stupid enough to let slip that he'd started working for my local authority last year. Bearing in mind we have a new starters page on our local intranet, and roughly knowing what his profession is, I found him within seconds, along with his address on our council tax records. Other than that, Quincy made the mistake of emailing a number of people under his real name, and was soon outed as a yellow tie wearing, sci-fi obsessed, fat fucking charlatan of an estate agent. Those long bans were actually a cover for you serving prison sentences weren't they? .. You do actually know that Drew is as honest as the day is long and does not touch alcohol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 8 hours ago, Dick Fiddler said: Yeah, some bitch called Matlis came round my house for what she said was a private chat. I told her about all the fanny and arsehole I had over the last 30 years, going twos up in Viginia Roberts' cunt with Jeffrey, spunking on my daughters' pizzas, doing coke off Princess DI's tits, having Jill Dando killed and strangling Suzi Lamplugh. Sneaky bitch had a camera on record, and next thing I was on Newsnight. Luckily my Lawyers had the really saucy stuff cut out. But still. I know that you’re a fucking idiot and it was only a matter of time, but I have to ask, do you think that this is going to go down well on here? Stupid little bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 58 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I know that you’re a fucking idiot and it was only a matter of time, but I have to ask, do you think that this is going to go down well on here? Stupid little bastard. I can't agree DC. When it comes to stupid bastards, he is the biggest one on here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Cunterblast Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 14 hours ago, Dick Fiddler said: Yeah, some bitch called Matlis came round my house for what she said was a private chat. I told her about all the fanny and arsehole I had over the last 30 years, going twos up in Viginia Roberts' cunt with Jeffrey, spunking on my daughters' pizzas, doing coke off Princess DI's tits, having Jill Dando killed and strangling Suzi Lamplugh. Sneaky bitch had a camera on record, and next thing I was on Newsnight. Luckily my Lawyers had the really saucy stuff cut out. But still. Prick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted July 5, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 8 minutes ago, Dick Fiddler said: You're a meat feast special, with extra pepperoni, laying helpless while I'm about to metaphorically cum in your wide open, defenceless mouth. Open wide.... You appear to be the Budweiser of the corner. Plentiful output but fucking awful. If you doxxed yourself you’d appear as a spotty 16 cocksucker with a thesaurus. Get the fuck off my thread, shit for brains. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 2 minutes ago, southerncunt said: You appear to be the Budweiser of the corner. Plentiful output but fucking awful. If you doxxed yourself you’d appear as a spotty 16 cocksucker with a thesaurus. Get the fuck off my thread, shit for brains. Fret not Southern, he’s pretty much guaranteed to be extinct in hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 2 hours ago, Dick Fiddler said: Who the fuck are you? Just someone else who’s sussed you out. Deviant, dense little oddball. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 2 hours ago, Dick Fiddler said: Who the fuck are you? He’s a bit of a mystery to all of us. Anyway… you appear to have engaged a few seasoned pit bulls in cuntal combat. Do you have a strategy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 4 hours ago, Dick Fiddler said: You're a meat feast special, with extra pepperoni, laying helpless while I'm about to metaphorically cum in your wide open, defenceless mouth. Open wide.... He's Dixon of Dox Green. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peglegtwo Posted July 8, 2023 Report Share Posted July 8, 2023 Yes, will do it here & now. Am really prince Andrew .Anyone have any underage girls interested in having a good time ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 8, 2023 Report Share Posted July 8, 2023 1 minute ago, peglegtwo said: Yes, will do it here & now. Am really prince Andrew .Anyone have any underage girls interested in having a good time ? Reported. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 8, 2023 Report Share Posted July 8, 2023 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Reported. You should be nice to him. If he really is Prince Andrew, he might be able to hook you up with his ex. The posh freckled ginge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 8, 2023 Report Share Posted July 8, 2023 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You should be nice to him. If he really is Prince Andrew, he might be able to hook you up with his ex. The posh freckled ginge. You know I love a ginger Eric, but even I draw the line at her red hairy legs 🦵 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted July 8, 2023 Report Share Posted July 8, 2023 18 minutes ago, Eddie said: You know I love a ginger Eric, but even I draw the line at her red hairy legs 🦵 Would you let her suck your toes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 8, 2023 Report Share Posted July 8, 2023 10 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Would you let her suck your toes? She definitely wouldn’t want to, have you seen the crocs? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 8, 2023 Report Share Posted July 8, 2023 38 minutes ago, Eddie said: You know I love a ginger Eric, but even I draw the line at her red hairy legs 🦵 I thought that was your favourite bit. ”RICKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 8, 2023 Report Share Posted July 8, 2023 4 hours ago, peglegtwo said: Yes, will do it here & now. Am really prince Andrew .Anyone have any underage girls interested in having a good time ? Stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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