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22 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

When I was young I also hated the young, I think I've grown more sympathetic with each grey hair as they don't know what is to come. 

When I was young
I never needed anyone
And makin' love was just for fun
Those days are gone

Livin' alone
I think of all the friends I've known
When I dial the telephone
Nobody's home

All by myself, don't wanna be
All by myself anymore
All by myself, don't wanna live
All by myself anymore

AAALLLL BY MYSELLLLLF

Ithangyow 

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21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

When I was young
I never needed anyone
And makin' love was just for fun
Those days are gone

Livin' alone
I think of all the friends I've known
When I dial the telephone
Nobody's home

All by myself, don't wanna be
All by myself anymore
All by myself, don't wanna live
All by myself anymore

AAALLLL BY MYSELLLLLF

Ithangyow 

This is my list of shit songs they're probably all your favourites

Wish You the Best Capaldi

I've Been Everywhere, Man

Adore You (Styles) 

Hush Hush Maria

Days (.. those endless days) 

Don't Go Breaking My Heart

Enjoy Yourself Its Later Than You 

Can't Stop the Feeling 

Just Let Me Adore You

It's Got to Be Perfect

Where's Ya Momma Gone

American Pie

Those Were The Days my friend

Killing Me Softly with Your Song

Mrs Robinson

The Party's Over

Send in the Clowns

(sung by Judi Dench played on Monday morning Radio 3, can you believe it?) 

Whiter Shade of Pale

Baby it's Cold Outside 

You Don't Bring Me Flowers 

An Innocent Man

Born Free

Seasons in the Sun 

Vincent

It's Incredible 

Streets of London 

My Old Man's a Dustman

Waterloo Sunset

Labelled With Love

Just Another Day

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35 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

And of your own existence. Have you contemplated suicide, for the benefit of everyone else?

I admit it flashed across my mind after you got beat by an AfricanAmerican butler type - Rochester can you answer the door? Beaten by a servant, how common and at Lakeside? It probably finished Parker off. 

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1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said:

I admit it flashed across my mind after you got beat by an AfricanAmerican butler type - Rochester can you answer the door? Beaten by a servant, how common and at Lakeside? It probably finished Parker off. 

What the flaming fuck are you going on about?

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12 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I admit it flashed across my mind after you got beat by an AfricanAmerican butler type - Rochester can you answer the door? Beaten by a servant, how common and at Lakeside? It probably finished Parker off. 

Aitch, you usually come across as the sort of teetotal, sandwich paste eating, sixth form librarian type whose highlight of the week is the Friday Countdown conundrum, post-Suzie Dent wank.

Now you're raving like you've swallowed the entirety of Judy Garland's pill cabinet and shared a bag of 'shrooms with Bez. Turn down your Blue Monday 12" LP, shove your glow sticks up your fucking arse and answer the question:

Where do you get your stash?

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10 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Aitch, you usually come across as the sort of teetotal, sandwich paste eating, sixth form librarian type whose highlight of the week is the Friday Countdown conundrum, post-Suzie Dent wank.

Now you're raving like you've swallowed the entirety of Judy Garland's pill cabinet and shared a bag of 'shrooms with Bez. Turn down your Blue Monday 12" LP, shove your glow sticks up your fucking arse and answer the question:

Where do you get your stash?

Chamone! Motherfucker! 

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35 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

This is my list of shit songs they're probably all your favourites

Wish You the Best Capaldi

I've Been Everywhere, Man

Adore You (Styles) 

Hush Hush Maria

Days (.. those endless days) 

Don't Go Breaking My Heart

Enjoy Yourself Its Later Than You 

Can't Stop the Feeling 

Just Let Me Adore You

It's Got to Be Perfect

Where's Ya Momma Gone

American Pie

Those Were The Days my friend

Killing Me Softly with Your Song

Mrs Robinson

The Party's Over

Send in the Clowns

(sung by Judi Dench played on Monday morning Radio 3, can you believe it?) 

Whiter Shade of Pale

Baby it's Cold Outside 

You Don't Bring Me Flowers 

An Innocent Man

Born Free

Seasons in the Sun 

Vincent

It's Incredible 

Streets of London 

My Old Man's a Dustman

Waterloo Sunset

Labelled With Love

Just Another Day

Ralph Mctell making an appearance. 
 Every major rock star on the planet learned the guitar with the help of his instructional book. 
 To this day, Eric Clapton cannot play a note without the bit of paper with black dots showing where to put his fingers.

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44 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

This is my list of shit songs they're probably all your favourites

Wish You the Best Capaldi

I've Been Everywhere, Man

Adore You (Styles) 

Hush Hush Maria

Days (.. those endless days) 

Don't Go Breaking My Heart

Enjoy Yourself Its Later Than You 

Can't Stop the Feeling 

Just Let Me Adore You

It's Got to Be Perfect

Where's Ya Momma Gone

American Pie

Those Were The Days my friend

Killing Me Softly with Your Song

Mrs Robinson

The Party's Over

Send in the Clowns

(sung by Judi Dench played on Monday morning Radio 3, can you believe it?) 

Whiter Shade of Pale

Baby it's Cold Outside 

You Don't Bring Me Flowers 

An Innocent Man

Born Free

Seasons in the Sun 

Vincent

It's Incredible 

Streets of London 

My Old Man's a Dustman

Waterloo Sunset

Labelled With Love

Just Another Day

Theres some decent songs there as well as utter shite. 

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