Cunty BigBollox Posted September 9, 2023 Report Share Posted September 9, 2023 Disappointing statistics that only 630ish sand shufflers perished in this disappointingly weak tremble. Why on earth these camel humping cunts hadn't used more RAAC concrete in their buildings is anyone's guess. On a brighter note, that's 630 less potential visitors to our shores. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 9, 2023 Report Share Posted September 9, 2023 11 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Disappointing statistics that only 630ish sand shufflers perished in this disappointingly weak tremble. Why on earth these camel humping cunts hadn't used more RAAC concrete in their buildings is anyone's guess. On a brighter note, that's 630 less potential visitors to our shores. What a popular nom you've created, lol. But unlike that lightweight Greek wanker, at least you're having a go. Seriousy, I'm in generous mood and - out of the goodness of my heart – feel compelled to lend a helping hand to a worthy topic made all the more incredibly fucking boring by your idiot brand of writing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 11, 2023 Report Share Posted September 11, 2023 On 09/09/2023 at 18:27, Wolfie said: made all the more incredibly fucking boring by your idiot brand of writing. Kettle, pan, CUNT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 11, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2023 On 09/09/2023 at 18:27, Wolfie said: your idiot brand of writing. I do it to attract them. And, it's fucking worked!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 11, 2023 Report Share Posted September 11, 2023 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I do it to attract them. And, it's fucking worked!! This is such a fucking hopeless nomination it needs a rescue plan all of its own. You need help brother, heard of drafting, or is this white hot inspiration, creativity on the hoof, divine intervention? Illiterate gobshite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 11, 2023 Report Share Posted September 11, 2023 45 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: This is such a fucking hopeless nomination it needs a rescue plan all of its own. You need help brother, heard of drafting, or is this white hot inspiration, creativity on the hoof, divine intervention? Illiterate gobshite. 🎶Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?🎶 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 11, 2023 Report Share Posted September 11, 2023 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: 🎶Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?🎶 Pimp My Girl - Bo Selecta Chamone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 12, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2023 19 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: This is such a fucking hopeless nomination it needs a rescue plan all of its own. You need help brother, heard of drafting, or is this white hot inspiration, creativity on the hoof, divine intervention? Illiterate gobshite. Haven't you got homework now you're back at school or do the remedial class still not get any. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 12, 2023 Report Share Posted September 12, 2023 24 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Haven't you got homework now you're back at school or do the remedial class still not get any. Now you've woken up you dozy cunt take some more sleeping tablets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 12, 2023 Report Share Posted September 12, 2023 24 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Now you've woken up you dozy cunt take some more sleeping tablets. Do you play rugger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 12, 2023 Report Share Posted September 12, 2023 35 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Do you play rugger? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 15, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2023 There is a god. He's realised his error with the piss poor effort of an earthquake in Morocco and more than made up for it with the flooding in Libya. Any requests for what I should ask him for in my prayers at church this Sunday. Sorry, he can't do individual requests like reincarnate Ming as a gay bloke. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 15, 2023 Report Share Posted September 15, 2023 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Any requests for what I should ask him for in my prayers at church this Sunday Yes, that he could bless you with some humour. Drunken fucking idiot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 15, 2023 Report Share Posted September 15, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: There is a god. He's realised his error with the piss poor effort of an earthquake in Morocco and more than made up for it with the flooding in Libya. Any requests for what I should ask him for in my prayers at church this Sunday. Sorry, he can't do individual requests like reincarnate Ming as a gay bloke. Just a couple of issues with this post, Drew, alongside it being absolutely shite. First of all, "god" should have a capital G. Likewise, "his" should be written with a capital H. You might also want to consider adding a paragraph break. Time to dig out that infamous Speak and Spell from underneath the mountains of empty Strongbow cans in your living room. Edited September 15, 2023 by Decimus Also try adding a question mark after "requests" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 15, 2023 Report Share Posted September 15, 2023 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: There is a god. He's realised his error with the piss poor effort of an earthquake in Morocco and more than made up for it with the flooding in Libya. Any requests for what I should ask him for in my prayers at church this Sunday. Sorry, he can't do individual requests like reincarnate Ming as a gay bloke. Acid-coated kidney stones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 15, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2023 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Likewise, "his" should be written with a capital H. You might also want to consider adding a paragraph break. I've fucked up there, the church I go to is a modern, woke variety and they refer to God as a they / them. does it therefore require a capital 'T'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 15, 2023 Report Share Posted September 15, 2023 3 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I've fucked up there, the church I go to is a modern, woke variety and they refer to God as a they / them. does it therefore require a capital 'T'? No. It requires burning to the ground with the congregation inside. Offer to service their boiler, that should do it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 15, 2023 Report Share Posted September 15, 2023 48 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I've fucked up there, the church I go to is a modern, woke variety and they refer to God as a they / them. does it therefore require a capital 'T'? I'd advise you try and deal with @ChildeHarold Big Bollock and leave this awful, totally unfunny thread alone. It's becoming difficult reading. Lol. C'mon Harold, get him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 15, 2023 Report Share Posted September 15, 2023 9 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I'd advise you try and deal with @ChildeHarold Big Bollock and leave this awful, totally unfunny thread alone. It's becoming difficult reading. Lol. C'mon Harold, get him. This is cuntish but cute, like your avatar. Is the "Big Bollocks" from personal experience of licking the nut sack? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 15, 2023 Report Share Posted September 15, 2023 11 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I've fucked up there, the church I go to is a modern, woke variety ‘Bishop Brennan’s Bargain Booze’ (Under new management). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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